F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1 

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"This is best thing to happen to Red Bull since they banned Four Loko."
 
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Horner, over Webber's radio, "Sorry Mark, you've finished 3rd in the drivers standings. But not bad for a #2 driver, right?"
 
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He makes every race strategy, all by himself.

He won the drivers championship, without team orders.

He is the pit crew.

Adrian Newey only sharpens his pencils for him to design the cars.




He is, the most interesting team principal in the world.


CH: I don't always drink energy drinks, but when I do, I always prefer Red Bull...

Stay thirsty my friends.​
 
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CH: "In the red corner, from Oviedo, Spain, weighing in at 26 wins and 159 starts...El Nano, Fernando Alonso! And in the yellow corner, from Vyborg, Russia, weighing in at 0 wins and 19 starts...the Vyborg Rocket, Vitaly Petrov! Let's get ready to RUMBLE!!!"
*rings bell*
 
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And so I told Ellen... you know Ellen? Adrian's secretary? So I said: Ellen, darling, there's no way Adrian does not know that you've been smoking in his office... it stinks to high heaven in there! And then... hold on... I have another call...

Yes, Mark. Pit. Now. End of discussion.

Hello, Betty? Where was I?
 
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Trolololo la, la-la-la, la-la-la-
Oh hahahaho! Hahaheheho! Hohohoheho! Hahahaheho!



(I'm slightly worried that this may be considered spam by those who do not know the song :nervous:)
 
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Sebastian Vettel's championship win forced at the request of Sony Computer Entertainment America.

Please don't hurt me, Famine... :nervous:
 
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CH: So Vitaly, how were you able to hold off Alonso's prancing horse?
VP: In soviet russia, horse prances off you!
 
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Patient diagnosed with RB overdose,unlikely to be recover,treatment consist in high doses of vodka,the picture describes describes current status after 3 moths of treatment,with excellent results.
 
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Christian Horner, pictured this morning, has not moved or changed his facial expression since he was informed of his bonus shortly after the Abu Dhabi race.
 
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Reporter: Well Christian, a fantastic end to a fantastic year of the sport, how much are you looking forward to the off-season?
Christian: Well, the work never stops, we're already developing the RB7 and-
Reporter: No, I don't mean that.
Christian: ...Oh?
Reporter: No more of Eddie Jordan's incessant team order rants for at least 4 months!
*Christian's reaction pictured above*​
 
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Renault mechanic: We need to pay your team back after one of our engines failed on you in Korea. We've decided that we will make Petrov block Alonso as either; A) Alonso will become desperate to overtake and take himself out of the race. B) Petrov will be his usual self and crash, taking Alonso out of the race with him.
 
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DM:That isnt red bull in the background its water what the hell do you think your doing.
CH: Its all we have after we sent all the red bull to vitally.
 
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Mark, have you heard; the Red Bull Air Race is being held in Valencia this year.
 
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AN: I just finished the red bull injection system.
CH: that will show mclaren who makes the best speed boost system.
 
Final Entry.
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Little Chris Horner
Sat in the corner,
Watching Alonso cry;
He put up his thumb,
As Sebastian won,
And said, "What a good boss am I?!!"
 
Congrats to the Picture Caption game entrants for the fun captions

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Yes Vitaly, Red Bull goes well with caviar, and до свидания до следующего раза (translation; 'goodbye, until next time')

FINAL ENTRY (parc ferme')
 
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Wow Christian, you're still happy about the double championship!

Christian Horner: That's not why I'm smiling.

Ewww, Christian!

Christian Horner: Why do you think my leg is always shaking?
 
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