F1 Caption Game - Archive ThreadFormula 1

[BlacqueJacques]

What a lovely contrast to my opening round victory last year. Not one vote.

Maybe its your Avatar pic

 

[RACECAR]

Damn, no points. Back at HRT I guess

 

[tankuroded]

I think I will became a F1 caption reject.

 

[White & Nerdy]

Well deserved victory! That was a truly epic caption.

 

[niky]

I fully blame a lack of KERS for losing that one.

 

[mPWRD]

Nice to see this back on... looking forward to some good laughs.

 

[Touring Mars]

Round Two - Malaysia

Entries by Monday, 18th April - 0900 BST - please mark your final entry appropriately, and remember that you cannot change it once it has been marked.

Please read the full rules available in Post #1 before entering.

 

[Lizard]

Guy in middle: Thank you for entering the team prize draw you have won a date with the lady next to me.

 

[Famine]

Ms. Caption: "I'm so happy to see Lotus back in Formula One after all these years. And Heikki and Jarno did such a good job last year..."

 

[Grayfox]

Quick question.

Who is pictured from left to right?

 

[Touring Mars]

L-R: Vitaly Petrov - unknown - Vitaly Petrov's manager, Mum or girlfriend...

 

[tankuroded]

Petrov is facepalming, thinking why his team had no KERS.

 

[Grayfox]

Caption:

Middleguy: So Vitaly what was you're reaction when you got airborn?
Vitaly: This *Facepalm*

 

[Furinkazen]

Round Two - Malaysia

Vitaly Petrov is disappointed when he learns he is to be replaced by his mechanic's mother.

(FINAL ENTRY)

 

[LewyOs]

Oksana Kosachenko: It has been a good start to the season for Vitaly, and I think in this race he proved that he is a top flight driver...

 

[Ingram]

Vitaly: Owww! My arse hasn't been this sore since... Erm... Never mind.​

 

[DK]

Guy in middle: "I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."
Petrov: "GODDAMMIT THAT'S THE 30TH TIME YOU'VE SANG THAT SONG TODAY!!!"​

 

[TopGearFTW]

I believe that's his mum guys.

 

[Jimlaad43]

Tony Fernandes' List of what to do in 2011:
1-Get into Q2 on merit
2-Score a point
3-Get another Malaysian to race
4-Install bump in the run off of Turn 8 at Sepang
5-Show Renault who owns the name Lotus

 

[prisonermonkeys]

For the record, the guy in the middle is Gerard Lopez. He runs Genii.

See no evil, speak no evil, smell no evil.​

 

[Lee]

Final Entry

Gerard 'Maury' Lopez: "Ok, so the test reults are in.. Vitaly, when it comes to little 2 year old Alexander... You are the father!"

 

[thesrdic]

Well I guess it was kind of a flying lotus, and it the crowd got a kick out of it!

 

[ADEuk]

"...and if we catch you trying to glitch again..."

Final Entry

 

[adam46]

Final entry: Sorry can't get pic.

Vitaly Petrov's reaction to not passing his test to recive a flying license, mum would cheer him up but she is to busy with her Ice Cream Sundae to care.

 

[BlacqueJacques]

Petrov's reaction when meeting his first 'Babushka' pit babe and Aeroflot flight attendant

Final Entry

 

[Adam41]

Fan or ice-cream? I'll go with ice-cream.

Woman: Sorry, Vitaly. For a minute there I thought you was Kimi Raikonnen! Partly because you was flying in the race and partly because you was about to eat my Cornetto.

 

[Touring Mars]

Kosachenko: Good news Vitaly, I found you that 'attractive Malaysian fan' you wanted to take back to your hotel room...​

 

[RACECAR]

Petrov after hearing this song sent to him by Nick.

Final Entry

 

[PeterJB]

Vitaly is informed he caused a dry race by striking the sprinklers at turn 8...

 

[mPWRD]

Oksana: Looks like the "Air Petrov" meme is taking off.

(Final Entry)