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I wish I hadn't bothered watching this execrable pile of smeg.
Perhaps my unfamiliarity with the strip didn't help. Perhaps I'm not overly fond of the Tarantino-style random-time scene format of filming. I certainly wasn't impressed by the usage of B&W with the odd splash of colour thrown in - a cinematographic technique pioneered in about 1437 by Benedictine monks.
It seemed as if every "central" character was an indestructible superhero, who then got killed just when they thought they'd won. Interesting once. Not very interesting repeatedly. Especially when three times they spontaneously resurrected the character, only for them to die again (except McCarthy, who died twice, was resurrected twice and failed to die the third time). Not to mention the repetitive nature of the lines ("I took away his weapon - both of them". "Always... and never". and so on).
Every time I saw Marv I just thought "Is this guy trying to be Hellboy or something?". Every time Clive Owen opened his mouth I heard a British accent trying, but failing, to be an embittered American. I couldn't understand the point of Kevin - he just seemed to be, to borrow a gaming term, an end-of-level boss. In fact, the whole of Roark Farm seemed to be just a level from a third-rate platformer...
On the up side there was... no, just kidding. There wasn't one.
Overall, worse than either Kill Bill.
Perhaps my unfamiliarity with the strip didn't help. Perhaps I'm not overly fond of the Tarantino-style random-time scene format of filming. I certainly wasn't impressed by the usage of B&W with the odd splash of colour thrown in - a cinematographic technique pioneered in about 1437 by Benedictine monks.
It seemed as if every "central" character was an indestructible superhero, who then got killed just when they thought they'd won. Interesting once. Not very interesting repeatedly. Especially when three times they spontaneously resurrected the character, only for them to die again (except McCarthy, who died twice, was resurrected twice and failed to die the third time). Not to mention the repetitive nature of the lines ("I took away his weapon - both of them". "Always... and never". and so on).
Every time I saw Marv I just thought "Is this guy trying to be Hellboy or something?". Every time Clive Owen opened his mouth I heard a British accent trying, but failing, to be an embittered American. I couldn't understand the point of Kevin - he just seemed to be, to borrow a gaming term, an end-of-level boss. In fact, the whole of Roark Farm seemed to be just a level from a third-rate platformer...
On the up side there was... no, just kidding. There wasn't one.
Overall, worse than either Kill Bill.