fastest you've gone

[Sage]

Originally posted by M5Power
Some Volvo whiplash protection thing.

Well, ours has beige body cladding, so it must be safer.

Yeah? 3M TA3.

Is that supposed to mean something? Because it doesn't sound very important.

BTW, before I forget... stop putting two spaces between your sentences! Internet browsers automatically delete an extra spaces aside from the first one, so there's no point in typing another, because it will be deleted. Case in point:

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Each line looks the same, right? Now hit the "quote" button (no, don't hit it, just click on it with that arrow thingie), and you'll notice that there are multiple spaces between some of the periods.

That took more explaining than I should have wasted time on. Bah!

Jordan needs to add :dodo: back to regular smiley duty. Make a thread in the Mod Forum.

Add it to your comment/suggestion thread.

So does every other Calfornian. Hence the boycott.

If you hate Californians so much, why are you coming over? I'm assuming the Park rangers are Californian too.

Logic! Wee!

 

[Josh]

Originally posted by M5Power



Jordan needs to add :dodo: back to regular smiley duty. Make a thread in the Mod Forum.


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What 'Mod Forum'?

 

[1X83Z]

Originally posted by Sage
Well, ours has beige body cladding, so it must be safer.

They all had cladding.

Is that supposed to mean something? Because it doesn't sound very important.

Write it on some paper and put it up to a mirror!

BTW, before I forget... stop putting two spaces between your sentences! Internet browsers automatically delete an extra spaces aside from the first one, so there's no point in typing another, because it will be deleted. Case in point:

. .
. .
. .
. .
. .

Each line looks the same, right? Now hit the "quote" button (no, don't hit it, just click on it with that arrow thingie), and you'll notice that there are multiple spaces between some of the periods.

Whoa! It's actually force of habit for me and probably a bunch of others of us who used to type a lot before all this new-fangled browser-gaggle.

Add it to your comment/suggestion thread.

I would, but it's so damn stupid. But I love that smiley SO MUCH!

If you hate Californians so much, why are you coming over? I'm assuming the Park rangers are Californian too.

I've never been to Tahoe, I need a vacation, and I go to Joshua Tree whenever stuff happens.

Logic! Wee!

That comment was worthy of a Dodo!

Dodo! Wee!

 

[1X83Z]

Originally posted by Josh
What 'Mod Forum'?

I remember sometimes it would creep its way up into the 'top forums' category. Sadly that and top last-24 hour posters was done away with.

 

[Sage]

Originally posted by M5Power
They all had cladding.

But ours is beige! (heh, that rhymes with "Sage"... the irony)

Write it on some paper and put it up to a mirror!

Make me!

Whoa! It's actually force of habit for me and probably a bunch of others of us who used to type a lot before all this new-fangled browser-gaggle.

Gaggle, that's a kwel word.

Also, in general, even in Word documents and stuff, you're not supposed to type two periods anymore, because of the kerning built into computer fonts.

See, ya learn something new everyday! ('cept that you're learning from someone who's liek a decade younger than you

)

I would, but it's so damn stupid. But I love that smiley SO MUCH!

Then post in your comment/suggestion thread! Grrr!

(ha ha, I've never used that smilie before)

I've never been to Tahoe,

Neither have I... Go figure.

I need a vacation,

So do I... Go figure.

and I go to Joshua Tree whenever stuff happens.

I don't... Go figure.

That comment was worthy of a Dodo!

Dodo! Wee!

But the Australian/New Zealand people that hate you so much say that it's a Kiwi. A particular dude Australian who doesn't hate you (hmm, wonder who that could be?) also says that it's a Kiwi.

Grr @ U.

 

[1X83Z]

Originally posted by Sage
But ours is beige! (heh, that rhymes with "Sage"... the irony)

Sage! Beige! Oh my god, I'm dying in ironical bliss.

Make me!

You already did, didn't you? And I bet you smiled.

Gaggle, that's a kwel word.

Especially when preceded by "browser-"

Also, in general, even in Word documents and stuff, you're not supposed to type two periods anymore, because of the kerning built into computer fonts.

No! I won't have it! I'll be old-fashioned, if I must, but I'll never give up my two spaces.

See, ya learn something new everyday! ('cept that you're learning from someone who's liek a decade younger than you

)

Yeah - I've decided to make you my idol. You, or Dodo.

Then post in your comment/suggestion thread! Grrr!

But it's a different topic. Toldly different. Don't you know anything?

(ha ha, I've never used that smilie before)

I was wondering! Usually you're so kwel you don't need to use the :mad: smiley.

Neither have I... Go figure.

Whoa! So you're not keeping it blue, or anything?

So do I... Go figure.

You're in summer! What are you doing that's stressful!

But the Australian/New Zealand people that hate you so much say that it's a Kiwi. A particular dude Australian who doesn't hate you (hmm, wonder who that could be?) also says that it's a Kiwi.

DtV thinks it's a Kiwi?!

I think the Aussies are just mad because their country looks like a dog's face; and the Zealanders are mad because they find the names of the two major New Zealand islands way too creative.

Grr @ U.

Whoa! Two in one post!

 

[Sage]

Originally posted by M5Power
Yeah - I've decided to make you my idol. You, or Dodo.

How would I be your idol if you don't have an emoticon of me?

You're in summer! What are you doing that's stressful!

You should've put a question mark on that last sentence. Roll and eyes indeed.

Well, for one, I'm doing pre-Cross Country training, so I'm getting up at liek 6AM everyday and running several miles. I'm also taking summer school for Health and Driver Ed. Also, Apple just leaked specs on its upcoming G5 computer, and also leaked OS X 10.3 (Panther) screenshots today, so I'm all stressed out waiting for the WWD Conference on Monday to see if it's all true.

Now don't tell me that that's not stressful!

DtV thinks it's a Kiwi?!

No, you fool! vat_man said it's a Kiwi!

I think the Aussies are just mad because their country looks like a dog's face;

I said that first.


You know, you have such an uncanny ability to de-rail threads whenever Chris or I get involved in the conversation (speaking of de-railing, did you hear the news of the de-railed train in Commerce, CA yesterday? Sheezes, that was bad!)

 

[1X83Z]

Originally posted by Sage
How would I be your idol if you don't have an emoticon of me?

Good point. Dodo it is, then?

You should've put a question mark on that last sentence. Roll and eyes indeed.

I didn't think you'd notice. I'm shamed.

Well, for one, I'm doing pre-Cross Country training, so I'm getting up at liek 6AM everyday and running several miles. I'm also taking summer school for Health and Driver Ed. Also, Apple just leaked specs on its upcoming G5 computer, and also leaked OS X 10.3 (Panther) screenshots today, so I'm all stressed out waiting for the WWD Conference on Monday to see if it's all true.

When do you start driving? When can you drive out here to give me a hand on the ranch? And the whole Apple picture leaking situation is so manufactured, un-necessary stress.

Now don't tell me that that's not stressful!

You live in a town that I know 0.36% of the residents of (er, you, your mother, father, and Timmotheus). You're not stressed.

No, you fool! vat_man said it's a Kiwi!

vat_man hates me. He keeps a journal of all the times I've crossed him, just waiting to spring at any moment and cut my neck off. And you know he's in the backyard right now.

I said that first.

No, I'm original.

You know, you have such an uncanny ability to de-rail threads whenever Chris or I get involved in the conversation

Why do you think vat_man hates me?

(speaking of de-railing, did you hear the news of the de-railed train in Commerce, CA yesterday? Sheezes, that was bad!)

No it wasn't. Nobody was even minorly hurt, except two girls who claimed they were "emotionally upset." I went to high school with girls like that.

 

[Sage]

Originally posted by M5Power
Good point. Dodo it is, then?

Unless you ask Jordan in your comment/suggestion thread to make an emoticon of me and upload it to the smilies list. But that would be pretty hard since he has no idea what I look like.

I didn't think you'd notice. I'm shamed.

Ashamed. Sheeeeeeesh.

When do you start driving?

When I get my license. Dur!

You live in a town that I know 0.36% of the residents of (er, you, your mother, father, and Timmotheus). You're not stressed.

You don't know my parents. So make that 0.18%.

No it wasn't. Nobody was even minorly hurt, except two girls who claimed they were "emotionally upset." I went to high school with girls like that.

The houses dammit, the houses! The houses were hurt! That = bad!

 

[1X83Z]

Originally posted by Sage
Unless you ask Jordan in your comment/suggestion thread to make an emoticon of me and upload it to the smilies list. But that would be pretty hard since he has no idea what I look like.

We have a picture 'round here of you when you were like six. You might be holding some sort of large, inflatable ball. Were you? I know you were in front of your house, which appears to be high on a desert plain.

Ashamed. Sheeeeeeesh.

No. Shamed.

When I get my license. Dur!

Which is...?

You don't know my parents. So make that 0.18%.

I know what they drive, that's all I need!

The houses dammit, the houses! The houses were hurt! That = bad!

A moment of silence for the houses.

DODO! I said 'silent!'

 

[Sage]

Originally posted by M5Power
We have a picture 'round here of you when you were like six. You might be holding some sort of large, inflatable ball. Were you? I know you were in front of your house, which appears to be high on a desert plain.

Yup, you have a good memory, except that I wasn't six (more like three). And anyway, Jordan would need an up-to-date picture, since I obviously don't look like that anymore, save for black hair and yellow skin.

Which is...?

You could easily figure it out by looking at my profile , but anyway... March 16, 2004.

A moment of silence for the houses.

DODO! I said 'silent!'

How do you know the Dodo said anything? Are you psychopathic?

 

[1X83Z]

Originally posted by Sage

You could easily figure it out by looking at my profile , but anyway... March 16, 2004.

I don't know the driving laws in California. I'll see you March 17.

Sesquicentennial - 150 Years.

How do you know the Dodo said anything? Are you psychopathic?

No. Me and him are quite close. He tells me he trusts me more than you.

 

[wee_man]

Riding: 150mph in my dads AC Cobra
Driving (don't know if it quite counts): 70mph in a kart.

 

[Sage]

Originally posted by M5Power
I don't know the driving laws in California.

Well, you should, since you've driven in CA before!

No. Me and him are quite close. He tells me he trusts me more than you.

So do I.

 

[1X83Z]

Originally posted by Sage
Well, you should, since you've driven in CA before!

Not as a 16-year-old. Jeezus.

So do I.

What? Think before you post, you bloomin' idiot, that made no sense in context with what you quoted.

 

[Sage]

Originally posted by M5Power
What? Think before you post, you bloomin' idiot, that made no sense in context with what you quoted.

I don't bloom... flowers do that.

Basically, since you're so thick-headed, I said: I trust you more than I trust myself.

Klear?

 

[Acidman]

I think i've only got my Mistque up to about 120 Km/h on the highway, i haven't really got a need for speed in real life, just in games

 

[Spock]

0 mph

 

[Joey D]

I borrowed the Pt Crusier today and I topped it at close to 120mph. Damn that thing is unstable!

 

[1X83Z]

Originally posted by Sage
I don't bloom... flowers do that.

Basically, since you're so thick-headed, I said: I trust you more than I trust myself.

Klear?

Oh. Okay. Now I got it. I (and

) apologise for your incompetent quoting practices.

 

[Cobraboy]

Originally posted by wee_man
Riding: 150mph in my dads AC Cobra

And for the last mother****ing time, its a mother****ing Kiwi!

 

[-Fred-]

Can't we settle for "ugly brown bird that doesn't fly"?

Probably went somewhere around 130 mph, if my metric/english conversions are good.

 

[Cobraboy]

Originally posted by PunkRock
Can't we settle for "ugly brown bird that doesn't fly"?

.

I s'pose you're right though.

 

[RazorGTR]

GTR
265 kph (164mph) with a passenger. Car was stable he wasn't.
295ph (183mph) no passenger

78 camaro Drag car
185mph (297kph) Union Grove WI dragway (1992)

M5 your comments about New Zealanders is just off. As for me any respect I once had for you just went out the window you arrogant piece of ****.

 

[Cobraboy]

Originally posted by RazorGTR
M5 your comments about New Zealanders is just off. As for me any respect I once had for you just went out the window you arrogant piece of ****.

Heh, a bit blunt but what the hey.

 

[Vasco]

I reckon it's a Kiwi.

Don't you hate it when people quote more than 5 times in their posts?

 

[1X83Z]

Originally posted by PunkRock
Can't we settle for "ugly brown bird that doesn't fly"?

: "I know you are, but what am I?"

 

[Vasco]

Anyway, fastest I've been riding is about 140 km/h...

 

[Josh]

Originally posted by DODGE the VIPER


Don't you hate it when people quote more than 5 times in their posts?

Ugh, yes, it's a huge pain in the ass to read.

And you New Zealanders STFU. M5 is joking - if you don't realize that I'll be more than happy to give you the money to go buy a damn clue.

God, why the hell do people get so upset when others talk **** about them, and the people from their country?! You guys could call all American's obese lazy ****s, then fly all the way over here, and **** on America, and I wouldn't give a flying ****.

 

[Vasco]

Yeh Josh, ****it **** **** ****!!!

Well, America looks like a...weird country!!!1111!!1