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Originally posted by Mike Rotch
Fatmouse does not preach. If people want to learn about Fatmouse, they do so on their own initiative. After all, there is a bit of Fatmouse in all of us.
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Indeed there is. I found it earlier today when I became a member of this klubb.

Those who ridicule Fatmouse, ridicule Cynicism. Fatmouse will smite them. Fatmouse + Ridiculer = Smite.
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Fatmouse + Ridiculer = Smite? Sorry mate, but that's gold! Classic!
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Originally posted by Mike Rotch
Fatmouse does not preach. If people want to learn about Fatmouse, they do so on their own initiative. After all, there is a bit of Fatmouse in all of us.

Those who ridicule Fatmouse, ridicule Cynicism. Fatmouse will smite them. Fatmouse + Ridiculer = Smite.

Edit: Fatmouse apperciates your interest in Fatmouse, Sand
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First off - it's appreciate.

Second - "Storm", not "Sand".
 
Originally posted by Mike Rotch
Vexations
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People whose cell phones ring at movies and funerals
[*]That was two nights ago at the Matrix 3 premier

Getting stuck in a bad career
[*]No, having a bad career is life, if it was a good career, I'd be paid 10mil per year the spokesman for Beer drinking fisherman.

Realizing that a bad career makes a bad life
[*]No, A bad career is life.

The demise of Western civilization
[*]Yes, and it's related to Mini-vans, lawyers, Sitcoms, and Standardized testing

The triumph of degeneracy, barbarism, evil, and MBAs
[*]We the unwilling, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible, for the ungrateful.

Cheesy books that stay on the bestseller list for 187 weeks
Chronic disappointment
[*]Again, this is just part of life. You will always be disappointed. When dealing with other people, set the bar very low, because they're gonna need it.

Eating bean sprouts and dying young anyway
[*]Dr. Atkins, My new hero.

Eternal damnation as your final reward
[*]Can it really be worse than fighting through Boston commuter traffic for the rest of my life?

AO
 
Originally posted by Der Alta
People whose cell phones ring at movies and funerals
[*]That was two nights ago at the Matrix 3 premier

Getting stuck in a bad career
[*]No, having a bad career is life, if it was a good career, I'd be paid 10mil per year the spokesman for Beer drinking fisherman.

Realizing that a bad career makes a bad life
[*]No, A bad career is life.

The demise of Western civilization
[*]Yes, and it's related to Mini-vans, lawyers, Sitcoms, and Standardized testing

The triumph of degeneracy, barbarism, evil, and MBAs
[*]We the unwilling, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible, for the ungrateful.

Cheesy books that stay on the bestseller list for 187 weeks
Chronic disappointment
[*]Again, this is just part of life. You will always be disappointed. When dealing with other people, set the bar very low, because they're gonna need it.

Eating bean sprouts and dying young anyway
[*]Dr. Atkins, My new hero.

Eternal damnation as your final reward
[*]Can it really be worse than fighting through Boston commuter traffic for the rest of my life?

AO
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This poses a problem to Fatmouse. New vexations have not been added; previous ones have been elaborated on.

However, as the elaborations are in the majority, cynical eg:


[*]No, A bad career is life.
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you are offered a position in the Executive . Whether you accept, Fatmouse leaves up to you.


Storm: Fatmouse does not appreciate petty comments. Fatmouse has tendencies to smite those too.
 
Originally posted by Ghost C
Allow me to be the first to say this....



WHAT ****ING CRACK HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING?
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A Mongolian brand of nylon used in Zambian socks. It has a fruity bouquet, with a nice woody taste. Moreover, it doesnt leave an after taste.
 
Originally posted by Mike Rotch
This poses a problem to Fatmouse. New vexations have not been added; previous ones have been elaborated on.

However, as the elaborations are in the majority, cynical, you are offered a position in the Executive . Whether you accept, Fatmouse leaves up to you.
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A true cynic would believe that you started Fatmouse for a simply selfish reason of being the founding member of a club.

And as a true cynic would state, you're simply crying out for help due to your self indulgent needs to belong. Therefore, you are not cynical, but rather a failure squabbling for attention. esp. one who believes that human conduct is motivated wholly by self-interest

By reading your posts you can be considered only mildly cynical, and therefore not graced with my presence.

Thank you, but I decline your invitation to join this self serving virtueless club.

If I were to add "Bad Grammar, contentless posts, and the lack of ability to adequately raise your offspring" as vexations would you consider those appropriate suggestions to be added to your evergrowing list? And people that off handedly say "Blessed" instead of saying "God bless you, ______." Then again, with today's society, rude is often acceptable.

See your PM's

A cynic is also noted for excessive use of sarcasm. See definition for "Klostrophobic".

AO
 
Sorry, for that, I attempted to go "Over the top" with my cynical reply, in simple jest about being asked to join a cynics gathering. A small tongue in cheek play simply due to "a cynic being cynical"

Sorry if wires got crossed.

AO
 
Originally posted by milefile
All this sincerity makes me want to vomit. CYNICISM people!
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Mind your hair, and shoes.
I'm actually only planning on being a part time cynic.
As I believe that there is still some good in the world to be found.
You need a BIG magnifyer at times, but it is there.
Plus, my only real cynicism is reserved for doctors and those of you who aren't nurses wouldn't understand anyway.
 
"Fatmouse wants everybody to know, that should they act unlike a cynic, Fatmouse will strike then from the Registry. And then be unmoved."

Forget it it. I don't feel like being consistant, nor speaking like Bob Dole. Unmoved? So you'd have no painful dissapointment because of my certain failure? I'm denied sadistic, yet self-depricating pleasure, figures. Your registry may or may not be worthy of having me; I can't be bothered to choose which.
 
-people who refer to themselves in the third person.( examples are abundent in thread.)

-People who have no concept for the everyday "system". (ex: filling out bank slips before you get to the window).

-"In God We Trust"

-bonus = why do people post in threads when they have no friggin clue what is going on inside them.
 
Fatmouse club? seems to me to be a club were people get together to complain, needlessly, about anything they can think of.

WOW , sounds like a great club to be in ! with all the negativity, complaining and moaning about life it projects the image that really in starting a club for moaners, you really aren't happy in your own life.
 
Originally posted by jay wilkie
Fatmouse club? seems to me to be a club were people get together to complain, needlessly, about anything they can think of.

WOW , sounds like a great club to be in ! with all the negativity, complaining and moaning about life it projects the image that really in starting a club for moaners, you really aren't happy in your own life.
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Wow. You should be the president of Fatmouse. In fact, I suspect you are Fatmouse incarnate. All hail Fatmouse.
 
Here's another vexation...

People who laugh inappropriately loud and long over small, mundane things, as if their laughter is making it funny. For instance, a co-worker's car alarm went off and one of the secretaries laughed for a good two mintes over it, loud and long. I failed to see the humor. I think she is starved for attention and needs to get as much as possible here at work so she makes a big deal out of everything.
 
Vexations:

1: The hard-assed and ubiquitous rule of the Human concept of TIME, and it's imposed applications within every aspect of modern life. On a related note, the fact that Morning People somehow got the jump on everyone else and managed to alter the world to their standard, including implementing their most selfish invention: Daylight Savings!

Well, and alarm clocks...

2: The fact that sensitivity, talent, and an honest desire for personal evolution and expression are considered negative traits, and rendered virtually impossible to accomplish or maintain, but efficiency, confidence, and a desire for blind, juggernaut-like "advancement" are held in high regard; and everyone, regardless of natural outlook, is obliged to conform to that standard.

3: The fact that points one and two go unchallenged even by those who suffer most on their account.
 
Vexations:

"The wrong promotion". It's "a challenging new position". This means more work, same pay.

Being told that your salary "will be reviewed in the near future" (why not just tell me I'm not getting a raise now).

Diaper commercials at 2am.

Commercials that tell me I'm 18 months old. I am not.

"Our staff are our most valuable asset". Yeah, right.
 
Originally posted by GilesGuthrie
Vexations:

"Our staff are our most valuable asset". Yeah, right.
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All the while cutting ancillary staff, whilst increasing my workload.:irked:

Do not feed me b.s. while keeping me in the dark. I am a person, not a mushroom. Give me the straight scoop. Don't soften the blow. I'm very marketable, I can move on. Don't string me along so you don't have to hire/train somebody else. Let me take my experience, and go someplace where there is a bigger ancillary staff, better working conditions, and more money. Line your pockets on somebody else's sweat.
(Welcome to the nursing shortage!!:irked: )
 
Originally posted by jay wilkie
Fatmouse club? seems to me to be a club were people get together to complain, needlessly, about anything they can think of.

WOW , sounds like a great club to be in ! with all the negativity, complaining and moaning about life it projects the image that really in starting a club for moaners, you really aren't happy in your own life.
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No, that describes the Internet in general - the world's largest and least-exclusive club.

Fatmouse appears to reserved for people who are good at complaining, and whose complaints can actually serve as enlightenment, education, or entertainment for others of their kind.
 
vexations
1-People who don't know what they're talking but talk anyways.
2-People who think I'm racist because I make a joke about a certain group of people.
3-People who think they know it all but really they're stupid.
 
Originally posted by neon_duke
No, that describes the Internet in general - the world's largest and least-exclusive club.

Fatmouse appears to reserved for people who are good at complaining, and whose complaints can actually serve as enlightenment, education, or entertainment for others of their kind.
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By jove, I think he's got it!:D

Cynicism is the state that occurs, about the time that you've "hit the bottom" or "the wall" and you realize that straight up may not be a viable option.
You're able to put up some really good complaints, but unwilling to put up a fight.
To add to Audiracing's comments:
People who are gonna talk for half an hour could at least have something to say. (Politicians, are you listening?)

Why talk about a certain group of people when you can generalize, and offend everyone?

Those of you that think you know everything are beginning to bother those of us who do.
 
Vexations -
  • People who mosey up to green lights knowing that they'll get through even if it goes yellow, but refuse to speed up that extra 4 mph that would mean you could get through it also.
  • Groups of 5 or more 35-45 year old women in Mexican restaurants, drinking pitchers of peach-berry margaritas
  • Groups of 5 or more 35-45 year old men out together in anyplace with a TV tuned to any sports event, drinking pitchers of Miller Light
 
buzbo, I've got a solution to your spelling problem. What I need you to do is take your keyboard and your monitor into the bathroom, run a bathtub full of water, and making sure the monitor is plugged in, jump in holding the monitor and keyboard.

This will make you spell much better.
 
Originally posted by milefile
Here's another vexation...

People who laugh inappropriately loud and long over small, mundane things, as if their laughter is making it funny. For instance, a co-worker's car alarm went off and one of the secretaries laughed for a good two mintes over it, loud and long. I failed to see the humor. I think she is starved for attention and needs to get as much as possible here at work so she makes a big deal out of everything.
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yip i know the kind of people your talking about... Laugh at an egg boilin'... :lol:
 
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