Favorite T-Shirt Sayings.....

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Keep it clean..., but I saw this one yesterday:

"Dear God,

Can you please take all the violence out of the schools?

Sincerely,

A Conserned Student.


Dear Concerned Student,

I would, but I'm not allowed in the schools.

Sincerely,

God."



and here's another one that I got a kick out of:

HEY YOU!
GET OUT OF
THE GEAN POOL​
 
:lol: That reminds me....of another shirt.

This is from a Lawn Sprinkler Supply Company.

"Let Evergreen Supply Company put a pop-up in your bush."


(I honestly can't believe they made that shirt...:))
 
:lol: a pop-up in your bush!:lol:

hmm.....here's some off the top of my head, tho not to funny.

You've been naughty go to my room
FBI: Female Body Inspector <---:lol:
 
Hey, wassup Saleen Man. That would be Maynard of Morrowind. :)
 
Originally posted by Saleen Man
Oh, and Pako, who is that in your avatar?? Looks familiar.....:thatsodd:
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Yes, he looked fimiliar to me to, often see him at my local grociery store, he told me his buddies call him a mean green fighting machine
 
Dang it took me a while to find this in the "How many replies?" thread....

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"I see dumb people"

"Stop Staring at me" is on the front of the shirt "Stop follwing me" is on the back of the shirt

"So when's Ths Wizard getting back to you about that brain"
 
Can't post it here, and the censors will get hold of it, but in Barcelona (pickpocket capital of the world), at the Grand Prix, there was a man wearing a T Shirt which had on the back "Pick my pocket and I'll cut your ****ing hand off." I took a photo, so if anyone doesn't believe me, PM me. Alternatively, a mod can give me permission to post the pic here.
 
I can't remember where I saw it, but it was a picture of a guy on a motorcycle and his T-shirt said "If you can read this the ***** fell off"
 
Originally posted by boombexus
I can't remember where I saw it, but it was a picture of a guy on a motorcycle and his T-shirt said "If you can read this the ***** fell off"
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I saw that on a biker last weekend.
 
One of my favorites... You may have to read it outloud slowly a couple of times. And, I'm apologizing in advance for offending anyone.

:lol:

I am sofa king we Todd it.

:lol:
 
My son's fave: "I'm not suffering from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it"
 
Originally posted by ethanol
One of my favorites... You may have to read it outloud slowly a couple of times. And, I'm apologizing in advance for offending anyone.

:lol:

I am sofa king we Todd it.

:lol:
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:lol: That's funny
 
Originally posted by Saleen Man

:lol: That's funny
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Ya, that is so non-Politically correct, but man it makes me laugh.

:D

it's a great one to just scribble down on a piece of paper and have a buddy read it off when you're in a group.

:lol:
 
One of my friends shirt says:

It may not look like much but it goes like a b!tch.

And my mom does custom t-shirts show i had her make me one that says:

"What did you expect? Its a Civic."

See it works if I lose or win.
 
Dude you stole my one!
My fave is "TGIF. Tits go in front."
Once seen residing on the chest of a BIG boobed blonde. Pretty funny it was, quite appropriate! :D

But my favourite shirt saying of all time is ...

...

...

BUGGER!
 

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