Whilst that would be one interesting race, are you sure there's nothing in your drinking water?Race result prediction:
1. Nico Rosberg 78 laps
2. Kimi Raikkonen + 1.753
3. Max Verstappen + 10.221
4. Carlos Sainz + 47.653
5. Esteban Gutierrez + 59.021
6. Daniel Ricciardo + 1:21:944
7. Marcus Ericsson + 1 lap
8. Jolyon Palmer + 2 laps
9. DNF Kevin Magnussen 74 laps transmission
10. DNF Lewis Hamilton 70 laps crash
11. DNF Felipe Massa 70 laps crash
12. DNF Sebastian Vettel 61 laps black flag
13. DNF Nico Hulkenberg 53 laps fatigue
14. DNF Fernando Alonso 48 laps puncture
15. DNF Daniil Kvyat 34 laps engine
16. DNF Felipe Nasr 0 laps crash
17. DNF Sergio Perez 0 laps crash
18. DNF Pascal Wehrlein 0 laps crash
19. DNF Jenson Button 0 laps crash
20. DNF Valtteri Bottas 0 laps crash
21. DNF Rio Haryanto 0 laps crash
22. DNF Romain Grosjean 0 laps crash
I can definitely see a few coming to grief at Turn One, so you're probably close there.