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My First Attempt At Rap Ever

While being extremely racist and asshole-ish I did infact clear this rhyme with eMad before I even thought of posting it. Infact I worked with him asking him after every paragraph it he found it acceptable. I am not a racist, this just plays on stereotypes and what rhymes best. I do not think any of this is true, so don't kill me here people

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It’s Rumpys turn now, so get your out your vest
Not cause I spit bullets, more just to hide your man breasts

Floppin in the wind, those things are gonna make me sick
You short little bastard, where’d you leave your dick?

Thinking your black, coming here looking for a fight?
We’re both the joke now, you’re a Paki and I’m white!

All of 5 foot nothing, man when you going to grow?
Scared to walk near you cause you are liable to blow.

From Texas to Canada, one more immigrant for us to obtain
Those stupid bastards, surprised they let you on the plane.

Coming through customs, I bet you got eyed
Your middle eastern, surely you got something to hide

Were starting to get wise to you Bin Laden lackies
So take the hint and get out of my country
you ****ing Iraqi

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Funkmaster Rumpy in the hizz-house.
Break it down y'all.
 
In response to rumple's - again, we did it together to make sure I didn't offend him.

my 2nd freestyle ever:


It's time for the eMad Hatter
to go up to the plate and be tha batter
Cause ya all know there ain't no badder than the eMad Hatter

Gonna swing tha bat and smash yo tiny white balls and serve them on a platter
Then I'll shatter yo home just like my cousin shattered the great towers

Head down to hicksville and eff yo motha
Oops, I meant yo sista...
damn wait, I forget, they're both the same person

Gonna take your head of state
Start another Water Gate
then stick his face on a stake
Show him the response of the fates
For all the people he raped
Back in my home state

Will offer you a chance to start off on a clean slate
But yo lyin white ass will refuse to negotiate
Which will raise my heart rate
And i will take on the Heavyweight without the armor plate

Just you and me
A paki and a whitey
Two wannabe black gangstars
Dukin it out, tryin to throw our weight
It will truly be the battle of the greats

Great enough to enter The Last Emperor's Secret Wars

Of course in the end, It will be I who will come out victorious
While you lay 6 feet under just like the late Notorious

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eMad Masta G be in the house!!!
 
Rumple forskin and emad seem glad to talk about the war.
I dont care i voted for al gore....i dont want bush no more...
I am glad we caught the infamous hussain,
he was in a cave getting brain from you....its a damn shame....
I dont realy think rap is a game for everyone to play,
you two need to work real hard... you might be good some day,
I dont mind you two talking bout arabs and crackers...
I dont want you to come in her rappin like slackers..
that give no respect to the game, this whole war **** isnt a joke,
our country's broke, I wish Bin ladens ass would walk infront of my scope,
His ass would be gone,then we bring our troops back,then maybe you'll see your dad.
hes now a fag, he hasnt seen ***** since some chick in baghdad..
im out.. responde..
so I can get into your sistas thong,

peace
 
WHy havent n e body posted in here?

I need to change my habits in school,
its not cool to be a ****ing fool,
you need to give it what you've got,
even if what you got, isnt alot,
d's and f's arent worth ****,
you get one, you pitch a fit,
you actin like its not your fault,
it makes all your fun and games come to a screeching hault,
but the reason you have those is because of your effort,
its not your parents fault, its not their future thats gunna get hurt,
but what if you dont care about the result,
about the **** your gunna grow up to be and become an adult,
we might as well as kill you B,
"yo, that kid named will, hes speakin in a hyperbole"
"But I thought that kid was stupid, Thought he was a joke"
Well I was a joke, until these ryhmes of mine awoke,
put u into convultions, cant quit makin you choke,
im broke, you say im stupid cuzz im country folk,
***** your gunna die if you speak ur mind like that,
ima get my bat instead of usin my gat,
*****es callin me fat, your mom sat,
on my face that is, I ate her coochy real good,
took away her breath, as I ate her fishes,
you mustve misunderstood, Im not from the hood,
not even been here since my chld hood,
im not gangsta, im not biggie or pac....
ima broke as white dude, reppin reebok,
so get the **** out my face,
before you catch a case of mase,
im out...for good,
like I should,
peace out,
you know what ima bout.
 
Wow.... I guess I was the only one with hope in this thread.

The world is a ****ed up place,
people discriminate because of someone else's race,
thats ****ed up and you know it,
you know you really like em, your just scared to show it,
you'd rather pull that ****in trigger,
Just because people call him a N*GG** ,
I hate the KKK and everybody racist,
they would just rather only white people exist,
now what kinda ****ed up world would that be,
Every belief you have I tend to disagree,
I love everyone for who they are,
Not because they dont play the guitar,
I hate racism and now you know it,
now ima get out on the streets and show it![
 
My semester is busy as hell else I'd jump in on occasion too.
 
I was coming out of work (my famliy's liqour store) and this guy started spitting while I was behind the glass, so I walked out and was like "yo spit something for me", that guy was sick, I wouldn't even consider battling him. He was talkin about me too, I just wish I coulda said something back, without looking real dumb. The part that really stuck in my head was:

Do I spit?
Yeah I spit the **** that exempts you from the scene
If you comin at me you better have a team.

It was something like that for the last line, I can't remember it exactley.

PS- Me and my boy stephon are going to a friends recording studio on sunday to lay down some tracks.
 
Originally posted by PoeticSoul952
I was coming out of work (my famliy's liqour store) and this guy started spitting while I was behind the glass, so I walked out and was like "yo spit something for me", that guy was sick, I wouldn't even consider battling him. He was talkin about me too, I just wish I coulda said something back, without looking real dumb. The part that really stuck in my head was:

Do I spit?
Yeah I spit the **** that exempts you from the scene
If you comin at me you better have a team.

It was something like that for the last line, I can't remember it exactley.

PS- Me and my boy stephon are going to a friends recording studio on sunday to lay down some tracks.
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yo, you cant compliment n e one in this thread,
cuzz if you step to me you know ur gunna be dead,
that dude behind the glass was me,
for you to listen to these lyrics you gotta pay a fee,
come to the club where ill battle you day and night,
i get so far in your ass, you start the fight,
but I end up woopin ur ass till I get pulled off your limp ass body,
meet me in the back alley i'll shoot you with my shottey,
but I wouldnt mind going to the studio with you dude,
I got so many different lyrics for my different moods,
why dont you spit some ****, let us see what your worth,
cuzz ive been spittin since 6 years after my birth,
im out goodnight,
peace
 
Originally posted by teamsickspeed
yo, you cant compliment n e one in this thread,
cuzz if you step to me you know ur gunna be dead,
that dude behind the glass was me,
for you to listen to these lyrics you gotta pay a fee,
come to the club where ill battle you day and night,
i get so far in your ass, you start the fight,
but I end up woopin ur ass till I get pulled off your limp ass body,
meet me in the back alley i'll shoot you with my shottey,
but I wouldnt mind going to the studio with you dude,
I got so many different lyrics for my different moods,
why dont you spit some ****, let us see what your worth,
cuzz ive been spittin since 6 years after my birth,
im out goodnight,
peace
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dawg I don't even need to step to you/
cuz my lyrics so complex I'll leave you without a clue/
You aint gonna woop ****/
so dont even try it/
you think you can kill me/
it work work cuz i know these people'll feel me/
so you been rappin since you were 6 years old/
if I was you i wouldn't come out wit no albulms
cuz aint one gonna get sold/
you really need to stop tryen/
you need to speak the truth and quit lyin/
u need to quit rappin/
dont give me the chance to tell the world what u lackin/
i only been rappin since my birthday/
and still my **** is better than anything you can say/




BTW my bday is dec 12, so I started on dec 12 2003.
 
I hope you can digest my fresh flesh for real
You like T.V. dinners? My f-ckin' co-k's a gourmet meal
I'm jerkin' off, ripped on hash hits
Beepin' *****, lick clits, and flash tits
I got a wide variety
Of high society whores like Rosanna Arquette
Her pu-sy's cheaper than food up in the mark-et, my star pet
Mushy **** like panties in her p-ssy lips
Give her a spankin', and shove my shank in, and leave her tooshy split
Hit up her honeys, tunnelin' Nestle
I'll make a lesbian out of Lisa Marie Presley
Im'a plead John Leslie
You're dead if ya homely
My sh-t's for adults, over 8 years old only
I ran mad game son, on Jenna Jame-son
Just to name some, hookers that ate come
My dick, Im'a make Mother Teresa eat it
I'd like to treat Lisa Lisa sweet
B-tch Im'a f-ck you like a piece of meat.
 
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mad freestylez yo!
 
people say im like pringles because once i pop i just cant stop
 
I'm usually no good at this but here I go, typing as it comes to me.

Im like sex in a glass,
Not like my rhymes, Im never to fast,
Taken it slow, settin' the pace so ya'll can enjoy the show.
I'll take ya down...stairs for a treat,
But never repeat the goings on we share at night,
If it went public it would sure cause I fight,

Since age 12 I've been pullin' the chics,
Even when I didn't have pubes they were still sucking my ****
It's all in good fun, toungue in cheek,
Right between you're lips,
Take of ya skirt and give ya my "special kiss".
 
People do not understand my reasons for quittin’
**** em, ya’ll knew my outlook before this was even written
But I don’t understand, you don’t want whats best for me
Yea yea, you don’t even want to hear the rest of me
You want whats best for the team
You don’t even care about my true dream
But I understand where your comin from
You think im lazy, you think I don’t wanna run?
I’ve been through far worse then you will ever go through.
And you say..” what else do you got to do?”
I have plenty to do and plan to start my carreer
Your just mad, cuzz when I stepped on the field you grew with fear
I don’t understand, why am I screwing the team
If I hear that **** one more time Ima ****in scream
I just want you guys to know where Im comin from
You think im making a stupid mistake, Do you think Im ****ing dumb?
I know what the **** I wanna do.. your not listening to me anymore
That’s ok…. You don’t have too… I’m thru

I ended up quitting the football team and not a single soul agreed with what I really wanted, then I wrote that. They published it in the school news paper, written just like it is above. they understood...
 
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