Freestyle.

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omg! this is hilarious!

I remember how me and my buddy use to freestlye on chatrooms and stuff when we find someone in particular we dont' like very much on at the time

hahahaha
 
yo check it..
this ain't no rhyme
i ain't got time
fark it, why am i even rappin'
none of you are even clappin.
this is really pathetic
why the fark am i even here bein' so energetic.
I have no clue,
but do you?
This flow is whack
so i'm gonna go and drink a six pack.
Yeah i know this rhyme's ****,
but who are you to judge you freaking midget.
all of you don't be cursin at me
i'm just trying to be friendly
yah that's right, this rhyme is nothing
all i'm doing is bluffing.
aite i'm all out,
i have no farking clue what this is all about.
Son i'm telling you, this ain't no flow
aite i got no mo'
leaving now with **** behind my mind,
go ahead and make fun of this ****,
i ain't gonna care, cuz i'm just gonna go and get some wine.

EDIT: That sucked. Your point?
 
Oh my lordy!!!!
SLK freestyled!!!!
Pimp, pimp hooray!!!
 
:lol: Ya right... that just came outta no where hahaha, i'm like freaking working on my math, and i was bored :O
 
aiyo fag, go suck your momma's d**k
you incest lovin freak, you make me sick!
quit pullin out your two inch prick
wen you tryta hit a women you just can't reach
just sit down, take a seat, and hear me preach
you want clothes that say SJC... you should be gone
i rock SJC, you rock elton john

:D
 
Im ****ing sick and tired of the way I am treated,
I try and make friends all they tell me is beat it,
my family is turning against me and it makes me mad,
everytime i get in an argument i get ****ing sad,
My grades in school are in the slumps,
Id rather be back in La livin in some dump,
You have no understanding of what I am saying,
If i knew god could help me, All id be doing is praying,
praying for everything to be ok some day,
you have no reason to listen to the **** I say,
I just want you mother ****ers to hear what im saying,
there is nothing you can give me to satisfy my craving,
im hungry for love, im hungry for blood, im hungry for fear,
every year that goes by, I shed 1 million tears,
Im crying right now, I need a beer
 
I didn't even know we had a freestyle thread here, maybe we could talk to jordan to put in a whole freestyle forum on here. But I'm pretty new to this, I just started about 2 weeks ago, and the guy who got me into it is already trying to set up battle for me, I don't think I'm ready, so how can I get better quicker so I can be battle ready?
 
Originally posted by Tercel_driver
Toward rapping and bad rhyming.


Until you really understand what it takes to freestyle/battle, you can't say a thing to dis it. People live this stuff, and I'm on my way to being one of them.
 
Originally posted by Tercel_driver
Toward rapping and bad rhyming.

Don't make me turn into a Black man! I really don't feel like turning into a Black man the day before Christmas!:lol:
 
Originally posted by PoeticSoul952
I didn't even know we had a freestyle thread here, maybe we could talk to jordan to put in a whole freestyle forum on here. But I'm pretty new to this, I just started about 2 weeks ago, and the guy who got me into it is already trying to set up battle for me, I don't think I'm ready, so how can I get better quicker so I can be battle ready?
I guess you can practice with our Teamsickspeed and Ghost C... THey seem to free the most here :)
Originally posted by PoeticSoul952
Until you really understand what it takes to freestyle/battle, you can't say a thing to dis it. People live this stuff, and I'm on my way to being one of them.
👍
 
I've been too busy or tired for the past month or so to freestyle. Maybe sometime after Christmas I can get back into the groove.
 
I'm not a freestyler, but I have do have a few rhymes up my sleeve. Tell me what you think of this little sample, then I'll leave... (EDIT: hey it rhymes)

yo, you know what i hate, man, the people that be rappin'
just like they be talkin', i don't know what happened
to the lyricists that used to focus on the lyrics
they used to be motivated only by the spirit
not by the money, or by the honeys
but just because the california weather was sunny
what happened to the rappers that used to rap for fun
let me take it back to when it had all begun
'cause it seems like today, they got nothin' to say
they just talk about drinkin' cris e-ve-ry-day
they no longer rap about how to survive
they just talk about the fun of bein' rich and alive
that's all good, but what about the real story
it's not about the claimin' of girls or territories
it used to be about the harsh realities of life
but now expensive cars take the place of a wife
it's time again for songs to have a little context
not about the rappers who get caught up in the vortex
you think new school is cool 'cause the new rhymes are tight?
don't be so narrow-minded, don't fall into the hype
let me catch my breath, now hold on a minute
since when did hip hop turn pop without limits
the image took over, the rap game has changed
it went from the streets to bein' home on the range
we gotta take it back 'cause the rap is under attack
new rappers won't even keep the words in tact
they just focus on the beat, not the words in the verses
cover up their flaws with their fantastic curses
some of them don't even write their own rhymes
they rely on other people just to keep the money flyin'
and even if you write the song the whole world sing
the only thing they sing are the words "bling bling"....
 
Hmm, that doesn't sound too "freestyle"-ish to me... :p
 
I told y'all I'm not a freestyler, but here:

i don't freestyle, i compose; but let me try some of those
rhymes that you say, can beat mine, i suppose
you're better, you claim, but to me it's just the same
when it's all said and done, we're playing the rap game
you wanna talk about my siblings, my mom, and my dad
but look at you wearing fubu, swearing who's who; it's a fad
i don't care if you're white, black, yellow, red, or brown
purple, you can be, but don't act like you're down
with the scene when it seems that you reside on a farm
if you're real, then don't fret, i'm intending no harm
it's just to show my skill; i never had, never will
claim to be who i'm not, when i hit up a spot
let me tell you who i am: i'm tailo, a filipino
you ask "who", i ask "sino"; we're all equal, i hope you know
but now i end this, my time's up; go ahead say it's wack
i just better not be catchin' you takin' lines from my track.
 
get off tailo peeps.. Not mad my man.. work on it a little more

Dont judge peoples rhymes because you dont like it,
because the ryhmes you got you write it,
Just because he doesnt rhyme dont mean his **** aint hot,
in fact his second **** was pretty hot, yours too, not
your sleeping on your cot in the middle of a war of spittin & hittin,
I dont want your input untill you get up and spit,
Im not the hottest in the world i know this,
but just cuzz someone doesnt rhyme doesnt give you the right to diss
peace
 
Sup TSS, long time no chat.
Nah, not dissing him or anything.. just criticizing his work. :)

You know me better than that!
 
Thanks teamsickspeed. And no harm no foul, slk, it's all good.
 
Thanks :D:tup:
Glad everything's aite. Keep those rhymes goin :D
 
,I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE GET THEIR ROCKS OFF BY POPPIN THEIR GLOCS OFF,
I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY SOME PEOPLE TALK ****, GET CONFRONTED, THEN DART OFF,
WHAT..........DID I SCARE YOU...DID I SAY SOMETHING..IM SORRY...I DIDNT MEAN TO FART AND COUGH,
THUGZ BE ROBBIN, JACKIN, SMACKIN, SELLIN CHRONIC LIKE THEY ON IT,
TALKIN BOUT YOU A THUG NOW CUZZ YOU SIPPIN ON A LITTLE JIN AND TONIC,
YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE DRINKIN THAT OUT OF A BABY BOTTLE, YOU JUST A KID,
YOU WANNA BATTLE ME DONT BRING YOUR CREW, YOU BRING YOU, IN YOUR MOTHERS HYBRID,
DONT BE SHY KID, USE THE MIC AS THE REAL BLOOD SPILLA,
YOU MURDA ME THIS WAY,THEN YOU CAN CALL YOURSELF A TRUE KILLA,
IM TIRED IM GOING TO SLEEP, WRITE BACK......ILL STILL BEAT YOU WHILE COUNTIN SHEEP
PEACE
 
This is my first freestyle...
only as response to something the one above me that bugged me
because I was reminded of a great bee
warning...warning
The bees be attacking
Somebody needs a good smackin upside tha noggin
Tha caps are flyin all over tha page
They make ya look enraged

damn...and my mind went blank :banghead:

came up with this...
Maybe you should be put into a cage

but how to continue?
 
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