Funniest Animal When Drunk

Funniest Animal When Drunk

  • Horse

    Votes: 1 10.0%

  • Cow

    Votes: 2 20.0%

  • Elephant

    Votes: 3 30.0%

  • Dog

    Votes: 1 10.0%

  • Cat

    Votes: 2 20.0%

  • None

    Votes: 1 10.0%
  • Total voters
    10
Well, the first 3 probably wouldn't be too funny considering they could kill someone if they went crazy or passed out and fell over...:eek::D

A dog wouldn't be funny cause...well, it's a dog...



The only thing that could be funny about a cat being drunk is if it walked underneath a moving car's wheels...
 
It would have to elephant, just for the comedic destructive value.

I've made my cat dizzy - that's pretty funny. Just the concept of a four legged animal that's having trouble standing up. Hilarious.
 
wanna get the feeling of a drunk cat? cut the mustaches... and watch him have some fun...
 
Originally posted by PunkRock
wanna get the feeling of a drunk cat? cut the mustaches... and watch him have some fun...
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I doubt I would survive the beating my partner would give me if I were to do such a thing. I would certainly never walk again.
 
a cow,why,i dunno,maybe cause they are easy as hell to tip over,and if they were drunk....

well you see what im saying..
 
Hey vat_man did you watch the Funniest Home Video Show where that guy made his dog dizzy with the hose? That was pretty funny!
 
Originally posted by Jazza
Hey vat_man did you watch the Funniest Home Video Show where that guy made his dog dizzy with the hose? That was pretty funny!
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Probably not, but I can visualise it pretty easily (and, yeah, I'm laughing).
 
Yeah, a crazy drunk elephant would be pretty hilarious!
Well, then again, it could also be really lame... might just stand there all zoned out :eek:

Hard to say now that I think about it. Could go either way, I guess.
 
Originally posted by Voltron
Yeah, a crazy drunk elephant would be pretty hilarious!
Well, then again, it could also be really lame... might just stand there all zoned out :eek:

Hard to say now that I think about it. Could go either way, I guess.
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Well, even if it just fell over it'd be worth it.
 
Originally posted by Josh
Well, the first 3 probably wouldn't be too funny considering they could kill someone if they went crazy or passed out and fell over...:eek::D

A dog wouldn't be funny cause...well, it's a dog...



The only thing that could be funny about a cat being drunk is if it walked underneath a moving car's wheels...
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You know it's funny... I was thinking that an Elephant would be the best animal to get drunk, because then it could rampage, and seek revenge on those that imprisoned and mistreated it. ;) (Elephant rampages are apparently fairly common because they are so often mistreated to get them to behave... (They are quite aggressive in nature.)
 
Originally posted by PunkRock
wanna get the feeling of a drunk cat? cut the mustaches... and watch him have some fun...
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Never EVER do this, it's EXTREMELY cruel as this is the most sensitive part on a cat. :thumbsdow
 
Originally posted by Macka



Never EVER do this, it's EXTREMELY cruel as this is the most sensitive part on a cat. :thumbsdow
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i know, trust me... my little cousin did that when we were kids... it's not funny at all... it's scary.
 
I cut the whiskers of my dog when he was a puppy. Man I regret that.

He ran into a wall head on running 2 times, and ended up having seizures. I treat him like a king now, realizing that could of killed him.
 
Originally posted by Voltron
Exactly! But I think only if it fell over... otherwise, what's the point?
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Well, if you think of a drunk elephant running from side to side down a busy street, running over cars, bumping into buildings - that would be pretty funny.
 
Originally posted by Jazza
Would it? Imagine running ahead of it to get away from it and tripping over...:blackeye: OW!
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Well, funny if viewed from a considerable distance (eg. on TV in a different country) and none of your stuff was involved.
 

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