Funny Pic Thread VII - No swearing. No sex. No complaining. (READ FIRST POST)

[DG_Silva]

Apologies for steering this thread off-course. Have this French pulp novel as compensation.

AKA The Return of Auric Goldfinger, featuring Pussy Galore.

That's not Pussy Galore, that's Contessa Teresa di Vicenzo....

 

[ArticTrust]

Kid lobbies inspire this. Haha

 

[ArticTrust]

Don't think go to hell is swearing. Is it?

 

[TB]

Don't think go to hell is swearing. Is it?

Hell, yes!

Hell is fine. There are plenty of words/phrases that we'll slap you for but that's not one of them. Usually.

 

[RocZX]

Edit:

 

[XS]

 

[TB]

I'll take one of them there dang Dump Cakes with a side of Old Lesbian, man.

 

[ProjectWHaT]

I'll take one of them there dang Dump Cakes with a side of Old Lesbian, man.

What flavor of Old Lesbian would you like, sir?

 

[TB]

What flavor of Old Lesbian would you like, sir?

Alamo Beer.

 

[ProjectWHaT]

Alamo Beer.

Would you like to supersize that for only an extra 69 cents?

 

[TB]

Would you like to supersize that for only an extra 69 cents?

Old Lesbian, not Big Old Lesbian. Unless you were talking about the Dump Cake.

 

[ProjectWHaT]

Old Lesbian, not Big Old Lesbian. Unless you were talking about the Dump Cake.

I was talking about the whole order. Also, would you like a happy meal toy with your order?

 

[Leicht]

What does it mean?

 

[Team THRT Drift]

What does it mean?

Usually when someone says 'Hey Y'all watch this!' they are about to do something incredibly stupid that could endanger their life and the lives of their friends.

Something like this qualifies the 'Watch this!' category:

*language at the end*

 

[Aki Ko]

What does it mean?

"Hey Y'all watch this!" means someone is going to pull a stupid stunt in which they might break the tube or themselves. Google is a good source for a better explanation...

And I get tree'd by this

Usually when someone says 'Hey Y'all watch this!' they are about to do something incredibly stupid that could endanger their life and the lives of their friends.

Somethig like this qualifies the 'Watch this!' category:

 

[Barra333]

Superseded only by 'hold my beer and watch this'

 

[Team THRT Drift]

 

[ArticTrust]

Who hired them then?

HI dad!

 

[TB]

/pcmr

 

[ArticTrust]

/pcmr

Remember the Dell dimensions? I have a shelf full of cases

 

[Pupik]

My first three PC's were horizontal. Oops, my age is showing.

 

[Barra333]

My first three PC's were horizontal. Oops, my age is showing.

That still makes sense to me instead of propping the monitor up on some textbooks or a stand.

 

[RocZX]

 

[Encyclopedia]

 

[CAMAROBOY69]

This was posted in the premium section but has been making me laugh all day.

 

[Foxhound93]

This brings me bad memories when I had to write a report in hangover

Anyways some pics:

 

[MedigoFlame]

Someone traded in a Subaru Legacy that still had the original dealer sticker. So my co-worker decided to...modify it.

 

[Liquid]

Uh.. what was it originally, "Rape Subaru"?!

 

[MedigoFlame]

Uh.. what was it originally, "Rape Subaru"?!

Pape Subaru.

 

[Azure Flare]

*Boomhauer*

Hey man I tell you what man that dang ol' Not-A-Burger stand is good place to eat man, I'll tell ya what man. *drinks beer*