In the alternate universe, Jordan was deposed, and the ensuing lifetime bans to Duke, Der Alta, Josh, Boombexus, and Giles Guthrie led to a short, but brutal rule over most members. On May of 2004, the dissolution of GTPlanet occurred when monster_man forgot to pay the bill to Network Solutions, whereby the Guatemalan Space Administration took over control of the domain. This website proclaimed its desire to colonize Tegucigalpa II, for its rich technetium deposits. When the Fourth Seminole War began in April 2005, the Central American nation was attacked by the Wisconsin Authority; however, it did so in error, due to a miscalculation of the Parmalat Theorem of inter-stadia cheese curd consumption. This interregnum was bypassed during the Fred Wacker Temporal Disruption Plan (a.k.a. hokey pseudo-scientific excuse to explain time travel), which not only reset the course of grand tour video-game simulation discussion such as to be relatively unnoticable. So far, the Straubel Theory has maintained a course of future human history which has kept monster_man at bay...
...I've said too much for regular members to know about, please carry on.
