Funny Pic Thread VII - No swearing. No sex. No complaining. (READ FIRST POST)

[MatskiMonk]

 

[TexRex]

I'm old enough to remember when it was Prince. And before that I recall* it was Marc Bolan - and I've definitely heard all three as the subject of the stomach-pumped due to ingestion of a pint of... fluid urban legend.

They probably said it about Oscar Wilde too back in the day.


*Although I don't recall it being at my school, only that people said that people said the same thing about Bolan before they said it about Prince; Bolan died the same morning I was born, so we weren't contemporaries.

I heard Prince, Boy George and Marc Almond. Never heard it attributed to Marc Bolan but it doesn't surprise me that it has been.

 

[TB]

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Loding?

 

[Michael88]

 

[TheCracker]

 

[MatskiMonk]

Loding?

Yis, teh gam is loding....

 

[Serge.D]

 

[Michael88]

 

[toastet]

 

[Serge.D]

 

[ScottPuss20]

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An architect doesn't build a house, a builder does.

 

[Adamgp]

 

[Jimlaad43]

You've just reminded me of that song again. Oh no we have 16 days before the onslaught of Careygeddon begins.

 

[TexRex]

 

[wfooshee]

Now I have to wonder what actual useful knowledge my brain was forced to delete as it absorbed the kangaroo map information...

 

[W3H5]

I hope I look that good when I’m tipping 50.

 

[opelgt1969]

I hope I look that good when I’m tipping 50.

You wish you look that good now!

 

[W3H5]

You wish you look that good now!

…If I ever looked that good to start with…

Some of us just aren’t pretty. I make up for it in other areas though… I make a mean curry. I bet Mariah couldn’t do that.

 

[EngieDiesel]

Well now I need to know where I would need to go to apply for a kangaroo permit, and whether I can get an exemption for a wallaby, and how to actually discuss this without someone thinking I'm doing a Monty Python sketch.

 

[toastet]

 

[PeterJB]

 

[Dennisch]

 

[Dennisch]

 

[VBR]

 

[Danoff]

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Belongs in the political image or conspiracy theory thread, given that it's both a political image and multiple conspiracy theories.

 

[MatskiMonk]

and how to actually discuss this without someone thinking I'm doing a Monty Python sketch.

Definitely don't try to explain that your Wallaby is called Eric.

 

[TheCracker]

I hope I look that good when I’m tipping 50.

When you have as much plastic surgery as she's had, anything is possible

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[Bealdor]

When you have as much plastic surgery as she's had, anything is possible

Always remember: You're not ugly, you're just poor. lol

 

[W3H5]

Always remember: You're not ugly, you're just poor. lol

I prefer the term “broke”. My assets are reasonably well taken care of, yet I’m always scratching around for beer tokens.

 

[toastet]