Funny Pic Thread VII - No swearing. No sex. No complaining. (READ FIRST POST)

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I don't get it.

Its a joke on what she wore at an awards show the other day. Big joke going around. Check the images.

https://www.google.com/search?safe=...e=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=iw&ei=crUkUsreHdPXsAT6goGADA


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First I lolled, then got concerned that this, most-likely, non-ATHEIST mom has kids who get to share in her ignorance (too much home-schooling perhaps?). :dopey:
 
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Look at the dog on the left! Those eyes! D'AWWWWWW!!!!!
 
Lmao. Sadly I think this is going to be incredibly true.
 

The only way to get one is to steal one from the supermarket you once worked* at.

(Present and future employers, don't bother with the search feature, that was two decades ago, and there's also a statute of limitations. Thanks.)
 
(Present and future employers, don't bother with the search feature, that was two decades ago, and there's also a statute of limitations. Thanks.)

That just means they can't lock you up for it. They can still fire you over it.

Just sayin'.
 
The only way to get one is to steal one from the supermarket you once worked* at.

(Present and future employers, don't bother with the search feature, that was two decades ago, and there's also a statute of limitations. Thanks.)

Or just walk into the store with your friends, completely obliterated, and grab one a long with a shopping cart and walk out to your truck and throw it into the back. Then proceed to take a grinder (still completely bombed out of your mind) and cut the shopping cart apart. Throw a patio cushion into the cart and hop into your new shiny rolling shopping cart throne, and with your conveyor belt divider wand, proclaim yourself king of the barn people.

Great times...
 
Just sayin'.

That's why you don't get invited to my supermarket parties.

Great times...

Where the hell were you in 1991, when I was messing with baler wire and having uni-bird or pallet jack races? Among other things I shouldn't mention around the impressionable teens and the AUP monolith?
 
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