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Horsemen of the Apocalypse?
 
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Truly pride doth go before a fall...
"Every extra centimetre on a suit counts. If your suit has a 5% bigger surface area, you fly further," said FIS ski jumping men's race director Sandro Pertile.

Warning. Reference to human body part is in the spoiler.

A quick back-of-the-envelope calculation says that a schlong with a surface area = 5% of a human body's surface area would be about 40 cm long. And this while the skier is in flight, not in bed.
 

Truly pride doth go before a fall...
Well, they're all just d...heads.

[Sorry, I expected that to be filtered automatically - forgot this was a North American site and not UK...]
 
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When my wife worked in the ER, the first time that happened everyone freaked out and had the guy worked up for a bunch of tests to figure out what was wrong.

The second time, 5 people freaked out and my wife grabbed an alcohol swab. :lol:
 
Like, damn.

He could have joined Blue Man Group or landed a starring rôle in the next Smurfs movie.

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