good car names

[DoZeRxXx]

i was wondering if anyone knows any good car names
like ford for example- found on road dead, fix or repair daily, ****ed on race day
or fiat-fix it again tomrow
anyotheres

 

[DoZeRxXx]

nothing???

 

[ving]

no nothing at all...

i have always liked the rather phalic name of fords "probe"

 

[bengee]

 

[Rat Bastid]

Found On Road Dead....Driver Returns On Foot. How about Massively OverPowered Ass-kickin' Racer, or Can't Handle Energetic Vehicles Y'know.

 

[Jay]

Originally posted by ving
no nothing at all...

i have always liked the rather phalic name of fords "probe"

 

[Abraham Gorilla]

Acura: Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
Audi: Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
BMW: Big Money Waste
Camaro: Can't America Make A Real One
Chevy: Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
DODGE: Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Fiat:

• Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
• Fix It Again, Tony?
• Fix It All The Time
• Found In A Toilet
• Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation

Ford: ****ed On Race Day
Honda: Had One Never Did Again
Lotus: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
Mazda: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
Miata: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
Subaru: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
Toyota: The One You Ought To Avoid
VW: Virtually Worthless

 

[Vasco]

Ford can also be:
First on race day

***runs and hides***

 

[SkylineObsession]

Agreed.
*Hides too*

RUF: Races Undeniably Fast

 

[Jay]

Ford acronyms:
F O R D
Found On Rubbish Dumps.
Fix Or Repair Daily.
Fails On Rainy Days.
Fails On Race Day.
Found On Roadside Dead.
Factory Ordered Road Disaster.
Factory Ordered Rebuilt Datsun.
Flip Over Read Directions.
Four Old Rusted Doors.
Ford Owner Really Dumb.
For Only Retarded Drivers.
(French) - Fabrication Ordinare Reparation Dispendieuse.
Ford Owners Recommend Datsun.
Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy.
For Off Road Death.
Fords Only Run Downhill.
Fat Old Rusted Dog.
Freaking Old Rusted Datsun.
Forget Out Running Datsuns.

 

[Abraham Gorilla]

I appear to have forgotten

• ****ing Italian Automotive Trash
• Failed In A Tunnel
• Faulty Italian Automatic Transmission
• Flats In All Tires
• Flying In A Tupolev
• Found In A Trench
• Futile Italians Attempt Transportation
  

and

Nissan: Never Intimidate Some Supercharged Awsome Nissans

 

[Cobraboy]

Honda: Hold On Not Done Accelerating.

 

[Dee Man]

Honda: how odd, no darn acceleration

Oldsmobile: old ladies driving slowly, making others behind infuriatingly late everyday

Porsche: proof of rich spoilt children having everything

 

[TurboSmoke]

FIAT - Fabrica Italiana Automobili Turino

hold on...i think someone's already thought of that one...

how about...

Finest In All Theworld...
Fastest In All Turin

 

[projectx605]

Pontiac-poor old nut thinks its a Caddilac (dunno how 2 spell)

 

[DoZeRxXx]

lol i knew there was more than juz what i said

 

[Famine]

MG - Might go. (and MG make a model called the "ZR"... "Zero reliability" anyone? )

Porsche - Poky Organ Requires Sensational Car - Have an Extension?

TVR - Troublesome very regularly.

Anyone who can come up with one for Cizeta-Moroder gets a medal.

 

[ving]

Originally posted by Abraham Gorilla
I appear to have forgotten

• ****ing Italian Automotive Trash
• Failed In A Tunnel
• Faulty Italian Automatic Transmission
• Flats In All Tires
• Flying In A Tupolev
• Found In A Trench
• Futile Italians Attempt Transportation
  

you eill die sir!
you will die!!!!!

 

[SkylineObsession]

Holden: 'Just holdin' together'

 

[Abraham Gorilla]

Hmm, I wasn't being deliberately harsh on FIAT to get a reaction now, was I?

 

[Vasco]

Hmmm, just one I made up on the spot:
MINI
Many Italians Nourish It.

 

[Famine]

GM - Giant Mess
Ferrari - Fast, Erratic, Red Rocket - And Rarely Indicates
Jaguar - Just Another Giant - Useful At Races

 

[mwoodski]

Hey Ving, ive got some you will like

FIAT-Finest Italian Automobile Transportation
FIAT-Finest Italian Auto Transit

 

[delucani]

HYUNDAI- Hope You Understand Nothings Drivable and Inexpensive

BUICK- Big Ugly Indistructable Car Killer

BMW- Big Money Works
Bought My Wife

Ford- Fords--only retards drive

Toyota- Too often Yankees overprice

Theres more I just can remember them, I know there is a good one for CHEVROLET.

 

[Shinez]

AUDI:
Awfully Unsafe Designs Implemented
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc

BMW:
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
Break My Window
Break My Windshield
Babbling Mechanical Wench
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Barely Moving Wreck
Big Money Waste
Big Money. Why?
Big Money Works
Born Moderately Wealthy
Breaks Most Wrenches
Bring More Wrenches
Brings Me Women
Brings More Women
Broken Money Waster
Broke My Wallet
Broken Monstrous Wonder
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
Black man Working

CHEVROLET:
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

DODGE:
Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Dead Old Dog Going East
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive

FIAT:
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It Again, Tony!
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation

GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked

GM:
General Maintenance
Great Mistake
Garbage Motors
Generally Miserable
Grossly Misconceived
Gluteus Maximus

GMC:
Garage Man's Companion
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
Generally Mediocre Cars
Get More Chicks
Gets Mechanics Crazy
Gods Mechanical Curse
Got More Crap
Great Mountain Climber
Great Motor Car

GTO: Gas, Tires, Oil

HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

SAAB:
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards

SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

TOYOTA:
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
The One You Ought To Avoid

VW: Virtually Worthless

 

[Famine]

I'm making them up as I go along... Not very successfully, I might add Still can't think of one for Bugatti - at least one that doesn't start "Big Ugly"...

Saab - Same As A Brick

 

[Shinez]

Boring,ugly, Gas-guzzler, And Too-many Turbo's, Indeed

 

[Jugend]

Honda Jazz (it's called that in sweden don't know other markets) was first called Honda Fitta until honda realised that in swedish "fitta" means ****.. (a nasty word for the female sex-organ)

/D

 

[DoZeRxXx]

bugatti-Big Useless Gap, As The Titty Is

make sense???

 

[Famine]

In mainland Europe the Vauxhall Nova was renamed the Opel Corsa (now it's a Vauxhall Corsa as well), because Nova in Spanish means "Doesn't go"...

Similarly Arsenal were banned from wearing their Sega branded away shirts in European games, as Sega is something extremely rude in Spanish.

Bugatti - Blown Up Golf; A Total Tit Inside.
Renault - Ropey Even New, And Used? Less Tempting.