GR.3 Saturday

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We break your normally scheduled thread to bring you breaking news and would like to introduce a new start up team from a small town down da bayou in Louisiana. The team name is millennium falcon racing. We are glad to have secured a Lexus for this season of ARL and a sponsorship shell vpower and look forward to a fun season.
 

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We break your normally scheduled thread to bring you breaking news and would like to introduce a new start up team from a small town down da bayou in Louisiana. The team name is millennium falcon racing. We are glad to have secured a Lexus for this season of ARL and a sponsorship shell vpower and look forward to a fun season.
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Nice man...Good luck this season.
 
Wild Stallion Racing Press Release:

Competition Directors of the #43 and #11 Ford Mustangs, Bill Preston and Ted Logan, have released the following statement:

"WSR pulled out all the stops during the off season to provide our drivers with a couple totally GNARLY rides. With help from our MOST EXCELLENT partners at Ford Racing, we were able to aquire access to HAAS Automations equipment to build the strongest, most lightweight cars possible. Gained access to the NASCAR R&D Center and Wind Tunnel time in Concord, NC. Were able to use the Shaker Rig at Penske Racing. And gained EXCELLENT horsepower and torque with the help of Roush Performance Engines. We are TOTALLY ready to have an EXCELLENT Season with the ARL. There is absolutely no truth behind the rumors circulating that we were involved in any way with break ins at those facilities, or the ones being reported by Richard Petty Motorsports and Joe Gibbs Racing over missing number decals. Ours are TOTALLY unique and of our own creative minds.

As for the precieved "death threats" DWCRT is addressing. Let us assure them that in no way was that a death threat. Taking the life of your fellow man is TOTALLY UNCOOL. And we do not condone such threats. The driver of the #43 Grunt Style Black Rifle Coffee Company Ford Mustang has been severely reprimanded by being sent home to spend quality time with his wife. Trust us. That's punishment. However, his comments were indeed taken out of context. It was simple racing banter to start a friendly rivalry between the two teams. DWCRT was never in any danger. We simply felt like punishing our driver though. We know he deserved it for something. The only actions that'll ever be taken against DWCRT will be on track with the Chrome Horn if necessary. Remember the MOST EXCELLENT, prophetic quote, Rubbin's Racin'." Thank you for your time. Have a wonderful day."

Sincerely,
Wild Stallion Racing
 
Cornbread243
Wild Stallion Racing Press Release:

Competition Directors of the #43 and #11 Ford Mustangs, Bill Preston and Ted Logan, have released the following statement:

"WSR pulled out all the stops during the off season to provide our drivers with a couple totally GNARLY rides. With help from our MOST EXCELLENT partners at Ford Racing, we were able to aquire access to HAAS Automations equipment to build the strongest, most lightweight cars possible. Gained access to the NASCAR R&D Center and Wind Tunnel time in Concord, NC. Were able to use the Shaker Rig at Penske Racing. And gained EXCELLENT horsepower and torque with the help of Roush Performance Engines. We are TOTALLY ready to have an EXCELLENT Season with the ARL. There is absolutely no truth behind the rumors circulating that we were involved in any way with break ins at those facilities, or the ones being reported by Richard Petty Motorsports and Joe Gibbs Racing over missing number decals. Ours are TOTALLY unique and of our own creative minds.

As for the precieved "death threats" DWCRT is addressing. Let us assure them that in no way was that a death threat. Taking the life of your fellow man is TOTALLY UNCOOL. And we do not condone such threats. The driver of the #43 Grunt Style Black Rifle Coffee Company Ford Mustang has been severely reprimanded by being sent home to spend quality time with his wife. Trust us. That's punishment. However, his comments were indeed taken out of context. It was simple racing banter to start a friendly rivalry between the two teams. DWCRT was never in any danger. We simply felt like punishing our driver though. We know he deserved it for something. The only actions that'll ever be taken against DWCRT will be on track with the Chrome Horn if necessary. Remember the MOST EXCELLENT, prophetic quote, Rubbin's Racin'." Thank you for your time. Have a wonderful day."

Sincerely,
Wild Stallion Racing
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LOL...outstanding commentary man...I actually did Laugh Out Loud.

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TTTtothetop
I'm running the Porsche
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Cool thank you for confirming.

We have 18 who have confirmed and a possible 19th driver. The reason it's important to confirm early is because a lobby only holds 16 with that being said the only way we see to fairly split the lobbies is by random selection like we do the schedule. By confirming early it makes @Nick Cannella job much easier and what really has helped this season is what @WanganGhost started towards the end of last season which is auto-confirming and I just wanted to say thank you real quick to everyone who has confirmed and auto-confirmed for making it a much easier job!
 
That's the pic he posted.
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For reference here is the SLS, you might be able to spot the differences.
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After reading the press release from WSR Millennium Falcon racing would like to ensure that there will be proper inspection before the race begins and after to ensure that the two cars are not lighter than regulation and also to ensure that they do not have illegal parts on the engines that HAAS may have given them while using their R&D.
 
Updated Grid below: (Those in GREEN are auto-confirms.) If you have responded and do not see your ID listed, please let me know ASAP and I will get it corrected.
If you plan to race Saturday night (and do not have an auto-confirm pending) please state your intentions by Saturday, 4/13/19 5:00pmCentral/6:00pm Eastern.

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TexasJDC
BREAKING NEWS:
Team Mello Yello have suspended driver @Herimopp89 1 race for failing the pre-race drug screening. Team Mello Yello had no comment about the failed drug test but word has leaked that @Herimopp89 was found to have: mild horse tranquilizers, Pfizer, Plan B & a absurd amount of laxatives in his system at the time of the drug test. The BoD for ARL have levied the harshest punishment known to man, they will be sending him to his IN-LAW'S for rehabilitation in hope it will scare the driver straight for the remainder of the season.


*Have a safe trip man hope you and the family have a good time!
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This is the greatest thing I’ve ever read.
 
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