I guess this is a meme so I'll put this here.
["Skyline is Love, Skyline is Life"]
[July 12th, 1991 - 11:40:57]
[Kazunori Yamauchi]
[Kashiwa, Chiba, Japan]
I was only twenty-three years old,
I loved Skyline so much; I owned all the die-cast toy cars and posters.
I pray to Skyline every night, thanking him for the life I have been given.
"Skyline is love", I say, "Skyline is life".
My Translator-San hears me and calls me a fanboy.
He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Skyline.
I called him a buster.
He ignores me and continues reading his notepad.
I am crying now that people can be so dim-witted.
I go into my bed and it is very cold.
I feel something moving towards me.
I feel something touch me.
It's Skyline.
I am so happy.
He whispers into my ear, "This is my track".
He grabs me with his powerful Yokohama tires and puts me in his interior.
I'm ready.
I start the engine for Skyline.
He grasps me very tightly with his seat belt.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Skyline.
I can feel my hands tearing as my eyes start to water.
I steer against his force.
I want to please Skyline.
He roars a vacuum-cleaner-sounding roar as he fills my garage full of Nissan Skylines.
Translator-San walks in.
Skyline looks him deep in the eyes and says, "The Real Driving Stimulator".
Skyline crashes through my window.
Skyline is love, Skyline is life.
We were focused on the fact the Mini is a Standard car, while the new MINI is Premium.
