There was a guy here who was dealing out the drive through window at the local McDonalds. When the people came around to the window, I...err, I mean, they would slip him some extra money and he would toss however many dime bags in with their food. Eventually they caught on and he was fired, but it lasted almost a year, and his little side business probably made him the highest paid person there.
Drugs are for wimps. We geniunely had a guy at Taco Bell put a big ol' brownie in someone's taco. I'd think getting a poopy taco for lunch would be pretty sick. If the customer was high enough though he might have eaten it!!
Yes Omnis, an employee really did lop a turd in someone's taco at a nearby Taco Bell. It's absolutely disgusting. I don't even think it made the news it was so gross. I'm just glad I never eat Taco Bell.