Greeting messages

[AverageRacer]

'drive it like you stole it'

 

[GT_Alex74]

I have my forum url in there, but I'd probably put "John Cleveland saying I'm going for first" otherwise. All other fun stuff I can think off would be too long.

 

[City01]

I saw this. “Keep it clean, as clean as your browser history.”

 

[CliveH]

Press circle for boost....

 

[Chris___75]

Mine is "your mom likes this"

 

[user3392345]

no auto messages here, its kind of uncivil. it was fun for 1-2days. but now, everyone who join a room dont say hi or something, just the stupid auto msg. same after every race.....
i prefer to type with my keyboard.

 

[Maxrevv]

I find the auto-messages too can be cheeky, depending on the context.

Racer A: "Hello!" "I'm a beginner!"
Racer B: "I'm sorry"

A: "Can I send you a friend request?"
B: "I'm sorry"

My exit message follows my main in Overwatch, Reinhardt.

"Oooh, glittering prizes!"

Its a bit embarrassing if I don't get at least top 3 in the race with this message.

 

[CliveH]

my exit message is "did I win? probably not..."

 

[John Crellin]

I liked "I brake for sqiurrels"

My exit is "I picked a whole bouquet of woopsydaisys"

 

[Phelyx2085]

Hello all,

have any of you encountered some really funny default greetings in the pre-race screen? I have seen a few that made me chuckle but, honestly, I'm surprised people haven't come up with some really hilarious ones.

One that actually made me lol briefly was: "YE CANNOT CHANGE THE LAWS OF PHYSICS!"

I dunno why I thought it was funny. Maybe it was just how I felt at the moment having witnessed people do some weird things on track expecting them to result in their favor, but having resulted in massive fails -- causing me to wonder "what are people thinking?!"

Anyway, what funny pre-game (or post-game) messages have you seen that made you think "oh, that's funny/witty"

 

[BSDShoes]

"if you can race and fart, then you're a pro"

I a futurama fan so I have this,

"I am Lrrr, ruler of Omicron Persie Eight!"

 

[Robben]

"what is L2 for?"

 

[daan]

I have "Careful now" when I join, and "Down with this sort of thing" when I leave.

 

[Phelyx2085]

"what is L2 for?"

That is pretty funny! lol

 

[Alfabob46]

Miine is,
Please no punterino

 

[Chevy Heavy]

The best one I've seen so far is "There's candy in your mom's nightstand, go look!!!". That cracked me up.

 

[Khannie]

Beginning: "Hold My Beer....."
End: "I'll take that beer back now...."

 

[Koutch_Pro]

I wanted to change it but then I moved up the ranks, so still standard... greeting message was going to be ; "I can scratch my own paint, thank you!" Exit ; "Thank you for considering it!"

 

[Qyn]

One I thought was funny "Just here proving that you can drive high!" Or something along those lines.

 

[kusi18]

"If you're happy and you know it hit the brake"

 

[KingFrog]

Mine is " prepare to die cause rubbin is raccin! " , That keeps others farrrrrrr away.

 

[FUNanywhere]

So Guys what are your pre race messages.

If i am in a lower matched Lobby,my messages are

1) Lets have a clean race
2) Don't be an Ape, Behave like Human
3) Eye for Eye, be fair or face the wrath

If Good Lobby then the usual good ones


What are yours or you just post the normal ones.

 

[VeeDoubleU]

Honestly, what are we doing?

Racing or ping-pong?

 

[Nick Cannella]

Mine is:
I have my dunce cap on. Stay far away

 

[JockeP22]

 

[WRECKU]

Say My Name

 

[DriftMethod]

pre-race: Caution! I spin. A lot.

post-race: I told you I spin a lot.

 

[Alfabob46]

A couple that I've seen and like are,
The older I get the faster I was.
And
I drive fair and clean when you drive fair and clean.

 

[ASH32]

Wasn't there a different thread about this last week???.

Yes.

I have not changed my messages either, not much else to add to the thread. I like the messages though, I get a good idea of who to watch out for in the race and learn things about all my opponents.

 

[GTP_TO Blue]

Entry message is Let's have a clean race; it's easy to do.

After race message is Live by the sword, die by the sword!