GT6 Haiku thread

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Where's the Course Maker
Kazunori promised us,
I hope it comes soon.

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New Alpine car soon
Which will be released in March
Hype train is moving.
 
Thought I'd try a more condensed form:

Tortuous
Winds the great descent
Angels' chorus

Butterflies
Rivals eye the prize
Quite content

Bonus TT-theme:

Riderless
Reined in dreams until
Awaken
 
Am I doing this right guys?

Courteous
Unless in open
match lobby
 
Whitetail
Am I doing this right guys?

Courteous
Unless in open
match lobby
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No you are not tail
you have 3,4,2 you need
5,7,5 pauses

@Griffith500

You are also not griff
you need to maintain your sounds
5,7,5 pauses

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Hype train is nearing
Forums say it's Happening
Time for an update
 
sk8er913
No you are not tail
you have 3,4,2 you need
5,7,5 pauses

@Griffith500

You are also not griff
you need to maintain your sounds
5,7,5 pauses

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Hype train is nearing
Forums say it's Happening
Time for an update
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Be careful won't you
Haiku are not so rigid
As you seem to think
 
The famous Haiku by the typical Online GT6 racer - "First corner Basho"

He would race and pace
flash through the corners at speed
spinning rubber, sand
 
I am here waiting
For many cool new features
"In the next update..."

Paintable spoilers,
Not all that relevant, but
Next step in tuning.

A modded car comes,
"Two thousand horsepower car"
Banned long before race.
 
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If I play online,
I will always disconnect,
Why does Kaz hate me?

Nissan GTR's,
Lovely cars they really are.
Must they be the star?

I love KFC,
But I can't grip my DS3.
Straight into the wall.

Watching replays back.
Sounding just like Hoovering.
Must ditch that exhaust.

I love GT3's,
But we must have several more,
That's what racing's for.
 
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using dual shock three
too lazy to set up wheel
still faster than you

zero camber best
evidence says different
learn to tune okay

driving with no aids
only using ABS
what hang on what the
 
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Kaz Likes Nissans A Lot
He Dreams Of Skylines At Night
Lover of GTRs
 
up the mountain trail
power through the bends
down in a heartbeat
 
The pedals tremble
up the Trial Mountain Circuit –
roar of the tunnel


(Woah - didn't realise just how much that last haiku remained in my head... need to shake my head like an old etch-a-sketch, to clear my mind!)
 
Many Duplicate Cars
There are fifty three Skylines
Kaz, its enough Skylines
 
The87Dodge
Kaz Likes Nissans A Lot
He Dreams Of Skylines At Night
Lover of GTRs
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The87Dodge
Many Duplicate Cars
There are fifty three Skylines
Kaz, its enough Skylines
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Haiku require five syllables in the first and third lines and seven in the second.

Yours are both 6-7-6.
 
photomode is fun
Secret Santa comp is best
reason, anonymity
 
Skyline, oh Skyline
Padding the game car count
Need some more Skylines
 
One point nineteen came
More hyped for the S R T
E3 high hopes swell
 
I'm counting today
What is that number I see?
The number is six
 
Yin Yang has come back
With a new photomode thread
Updated never once
 
The forgotten cars
Of the entire series
Are the coolest cars
 
Gran Turismo 6
It still has no Course Maker
Can't wait to use it
 
Nissan LMP
Its boost kick-in is awesome!
I like to kiss walls.
 
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