GT6 Haiku thread

Thread revival time
This thread deserves way more posts
Let's get to it lads!

Upgraded my screen
Bigger than it used to be
Finally I see!

Fully tuned Seven
Very light and powerful
Opposite of me.

So many great tracks
Oulton Park is my favourite
Wait that's Project CARS... :embarrassed:
 
Thread revival time
This thread deserves way more posts
Let's get to it lads!

Upgraded my screen
Bigger than it used to be
Finally I see!

Fully tuned Seven
Very light and powerful
Opposite of me.

So many great tracks
Oulton Park is my favourite
Wait that's Project CARS... :embarrassed:

Started star wars game.
Big screen cant wait to load
Game made in 2005

Playing battlefront II
Where are all the opponents
I cant see very far
 
ABS - Zero
Challenging corners approach
Smell burning rubber

"Oversteer"
Damp tarmac ribbon
Faster and faster we go
The tail steps out, hard

"shutoko"
SS7 - GO!
we plunge into the darkness
taste sodium shadows
 
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Folks... Haiku is not a difficult medium. The first line is 5 syllables, the second line is 7 syllables and the last line is 5 syllables.

If you can count, you can write a haiku.

Started star wars game.
Big screen cant wait to load
Game made in 2005
5, 6, 7 (or 8 outside the US)...
Playing battlefront II
Where are all the opponents
I cant see very far
6, 7, 6...
News feed updated
Holds breath hoping for course maker
DriveClub update announced
5, 8, 6...
I'm getting bored
Don't have the course maker
Still playing, though
4, 6, 4...
Gran Turismo 7
Highest polygon count yet!
Engines still sound crap.
6, 7, 5...
 
My mistake, I meant to put Gran Turismo 6. I shall give myself 30 lashes.

Made a dumb mistake?
Broke the first rule of haiku?
Not on Famine's watch!
 
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Famine's getting cross
I thought GTP members
Could count syllables.

Racing sim prowess
Does not mean skill with numbers
As it would appear.


(It would be so embarassing if I had the wrong number of syllables above. Though I suppose I could chalk it up as an extremely obscure MOTHER 3 reference)
 
Folks... Haiku is not a difficult medium. The first line is 5 syllables, the second line is 7 syllables and the last line is 5 syllables.

If you can count, you can write a haiku.
5, 6, 7 (or 8 outside the US)...
6, 7, 6...
5, 8, 6...
4, 6, 4...
6, 7, 5...
I was counting them out. :lol: guess I missed a few. :D Also the last one is 575 not 675.
gran tur-is-mo seven oh wait sev-en... ok youre right. :D
 
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Famine's getting cross
I thought GTP members
Could count syllables.

Racing sim prowess
Does not mean skill with numbers
As it would appear.


(It would be so embarassing if I had the wrong number of syllables above. Though I suppose I could chalk it up as an extremely obscure MOTHER 3 reference)

Im counting 5 7 5, 5 7 5.

We went on boldly
Carefully counting our words
They were incorrect
 
Now these haikus aren't even about GT6. :rolleyes:
Two criteria
In GT6 haiku thread
Hope this fits the bill?

Hmmm, that wasn't all that GT6 related but GT6 got a mention by virtue of the thread title being mentioned. Hence the question mark at the end.
 
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