GTA Online Thread (Useful Links in OP)

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Thanks @Jahgee1124 for the heads-up regarding Jimmy's Beejay XL having a different engine sound from a regular Beejay XL! 👍
Decided to restart the game on a new save, and played to the mission where you repo it. I finished the mission like normal, then got in the Beejay XL as Michael and drove it to his garage. I then transferred it into online, and now I have one badass-sounding offroader. :D
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Guys, on my SP save I was driving around today and saw a Gruppe Sechs van, but the blue dot didn't appear on my minimap, I said to myself "Weird" and walked up to it, and it turns out that if they don't have money in them, then you can get in them and drive them. If anyone wants me to bring it to GTA: O, feel free to ask and I'll do so tomorrow.
 
I love how GTA online is almost exactly how we expected it to be before it came out.

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Very accurate. Minus the whole Little Bird (Buzzard) shooting down the blimp, unless someone spawned the blimp or you're playing on a custom deathmatch with it.
 
Fun Fact: The original GTA was created based on a glitch in 'Race 'n' Chase' where cops would go wild and continuously rammed your car... This inspired developers..
 
I'm just saying, NerdCubed is awesome!

He's fantastic. Though I'm a much larger fan of his Simulator reviews than his GTA V stuff.

Anybody have a glitch where your vehicle gets destroyed in a mission. Then after the mission you are unable to call Mors Mutual to get it back. It just says (Destroyed) when I call my mechanic :(
 
He's fantastic. Though I'm a much larger fan of his Simulator reviews than his GTA V stuff.

Anybody have a glitch where your vehicle gets destroyed in a mission. Then after the mission you are unable to call Mors Mutual to get it back. It just says (Destroyed) when I call my mechanic :(

I had that glitch with my Carbonizzare. Except it wasn't in a mission.
 
Well, my problem was that it said my car wasn't insured, even though it was. (Obviously, you can only get it by buying it.) So I just had to buy a new one.
 
Well, my problem was that it said my car wasn't insured, even though it was. (Obviously, you can only get it by buying it.) So I just had to buy a new one.

Darn. I probably had around 110K in that Sandking XL. Luckily they aren't too expensive.
 
I had a couple variations of the glitch happen to me, each time the car would be unable to obtain from MORS or from my mechanic. I've been able to get my cars back every time (so far) by entering my garage, pulling a different car out and then immediately pulling back in. Maybe just lucky but it's worth a shot.
 
Great! I lost my Beejay XL (Jimmy's one) thanks to the M.M.I. glitch.
I hate randoms... :grumpy:
I can't be bothered glitching another one in, since it's a tricky process.
I should also note that it was one of those tasteless chrome Adders, or Chradders as the 12-year olds are calling them now. Needless to say, it was worth paying the $20,000 insurance fee for blowing it up. I spawn-trapped him in my Rhino until they left. Got like 40 kills on him. I sent him a message saying "I spent 3 hours glitching that in only for your stupid 🤬 to blow it up for no reason? Was I provoking you? No! You're just one of those ignorant :censored:heads who feel the need to waste their ammo on everything with a pulse!
PS: Your stupid chrome Bugatti looks better blown up and sitting under my Rhino."
And guess what? You guessed it! It was a squeaker! He started crying at the end. Good enough.
 
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Great! I lost my Beejay XL (Jimmy's one) thanks to the M.M.I. glitch.
I hate randoms... :grumpy:
I can't be bothered glitching another one in, since it's a tricky process.
I should also note that it was one of those tasteless chrome Adders, or Chradders as the 12-year olds are calling them now. Needless to say, it was worth paying the $20,000 insurance fee for blowing it up. I spawn-trapped him in my Rhino until they left. Got like 40 kills on him. I sent him a message saying "I spent 3 hours glitching that in only for your stupid 🤬 to blow it up for no reason? Was I provoking you? No! You're just one of those ignorant :censored:heads who feel the need to waste their ammo on everything with a pulse!
PS: Your stupid chrome Bugatti looks better blown up and sitting under my Rhino."
And guess what? You guessed it! It was a squeaker! He started crying at the end. Good enough.

Good Man! 👍

That 12 Year Old deserved it!

I'm sorry about your Beejay though. ;p
 
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