GTA Online Thread (Useful Links in OP)

[Nurburgthing.]

I'm doing it right now. I want to know what the procedure is. Because I have no idea.

Didn't we unlock the tattoo already?

Katie has and I have now. You have to kill 3 and win.

 

[Katiegan]

I've been to Formula D 3 times (all at Infineon/Sears Point.. I think the multiple camera angles on TV are better than the view you get from the stands but I do love going to them..the crowd,the booths,the cars in the parking lot and on display and drifting on track.. It's awe inspiring and entertainment.

And when you go in person, it doesn't randomly stop and start like the stream does.

 

[Paulie]

The 600 looks better. Everyone knows that's the most important criteria for vehicles in this game.
There are two variants. One with a single headlight and one with two headlights.

The looks were indeed the main reason I'd choose the PCJ 600, I've already got an Akuma for going fast and it's not like there are many/any people riding 600's around. I like the two headlight version more anyway (Edit: Or do I? My Akuma has dual lights, maybe I'll look for a 600 with a single), I've just never seen the single headlight in the game.
The Pegassi Ruffian would have been my second choice.

Edit: Did some drag races of my own today with stock sports bikes with one surprise entry, here are the results:
1st- Dinka Akuma
T-2nd: Bati 801 & 801 RR
4th: Dinka Double-T
5th: Maibatsu Sanchez
6th: Pegassi Ruffian
7th & 8th: I can't remember the order of these two, one was the Vader and the other the Nemesis
Last: PCJ 600 and stylin'

One bike I'd have loved in the game was the PCJ 900, the sports bike that I think was in GTA:San Andreas which sounded like a Ducati, muscular engine note. I don't know much about bikes, but it seems all the bikes currently in the game sound like Hondas and Kawasakis.

 

[Nurburgthing.]

Am I the only one who's offended by the amount of pictures of dead women on the Snapmatic stream?

I would like to see a thumbs down button for this reason. What is the fascination? Is the world full of psychopaths who get some sort of thrill / arousal from this?

The mind boggles.

 

[SpeedyishOlly]

Am I the only one who's offended by the amount of pictures of dead women on the Snapmatic stream?

I would like to see a thumbs down button for this reason. What is the fascination? Is the world full of psychopaths who get some sort of thrill / arousal from this?

The mind boggles.

Probably just edgy 13 year olds who think it's 'cool'

 

[driftinziggy]

Probably just edgy 13 year olds who think it's 'cool'

Yep... Or guys turned down too many times exacting revenge.

 

[AzNTypeR]

Yep... Or guys turned down too many times exacting revenge.

 

[Nurburgthing.]

@SpeedyishOlly - Am I just old then?

Not the sort of thing that I would've enjoyed as a 13 year old but then, I guess that's just me.

 

[Sage Ages]

Almost everyone with a mic on this game is under the age of 12.

 

[Nurburgthing.]

@Custom878 - I know, you'd think that a squeaky kid who is obviously underage would want to be more inconspicuous.

Instead, they shriek into their headsets and act like douche-bags at every opportunity. Way to keep a low profile.

personally, I blame the parents .

I think any player that has been proved to be under 18 should be put into a special kids lobby where the weapons are Nerf guns, water bombs, Super Soakers and fire crackers etc. Also, they can only ride bicycles and have to wear hats like this....

 

[driftinziggy]

Almost everyone with a mic on this game is under the age of 12.

36yrs old and I only use my mic with friends or people I play with regularly since my voice usually gets more attention than I am wanting(think Barry White)

 

[Katiegan]

I think any player that has been proved to be under 18 should be put into a special kids lobby where the weapons are Nerf guns, water bombs, Super Soakers and fire crackers etc. Also, they can only ride bicycles and have to wear hats like this....

That sounds like an awesome room. I'm 16, I qualify for it, right?

 

[SpeedyishOlly]

@SpeedyishOlly - Am I just old then?

Not the sort of thing that I would've enjoyed as a 13 year old but then, I guess that's just me.

Nor would I enjoy that, there are one or two who are capable of being mature at that age, but I think the majority are not.

 

[AzNTypeR]

@Custom878 - I know, you'd think that a squeaky kid who is obviously underage would want to be more inconspicuous.

Instead, they shriek into their headsets and act like douche-bags at every opportunity. Way to keep a low profile.

personally, I blame the parents .

I think any player that has been proved to be under 18 should be put into a special kids lobby where the weapons are Nerf guns, water bombs, Super Soakers and fire crackers etc. Also, they can only ride bicycles and have to wear hats like this....

Or, they can have Chrome Adders with Dollar Wheels!

FTFY.

 

[Sage Ages]

FTFY.

Pink with chrome stripes.

 

[Snorevette]

That sounds like an awesome room. I'm 16, I qualify for it, right?

I'm 186 as well!

 

[AudiMan2011]

That sounds like an awesome room. I'm 16, I qualify for it, right?

You're the exception to the rule.

 

[AzNTypeR]

You're the exception to the rule.

What about me?

 

[Nurburgthing.]

That sounds like an awesome room. I'm 16, I qualify for it, right?

Well, now it's been proven.....

@AzNTypeR - Yes, chrome adders with $ rims but, smaller pedal power versions....

And, all the radio stations play nursery rhymes.

 

[yabiggoose]

Would actually like a propeller hat (for GTA....and maybe IRL ).

Edit: and I'm 24, lol

 

[Nurburgthing.]

@yabiggoose - $16.50 from Amazon👍.

 

[AzNTypeR]

@yabiggoose - $16.50 from Amazon👍.

EDIT: I just realized, you lot have to spend $35 for free delivery? We only have to spend £10.

 

[GTPorsche]

I've come across a bit of an issue on one of my characters....

My Sentinel XS was accidentally destroyed and I've been unable to claim it from insurance. I even blew up my Sultan to see if that would correct the issue. Now my Sultan is a victim of that issue. After that I decided I wouldn't use my expensive cars, as the rest of my garage consists of higher end cars, except for my Sandking. That got destroyed accidentally, and I was able to call insurance on that and get it back, but not my Sentinel or Sultan. So, now I'm stuck driving my Sandking, not that it's a bad thing to drive, but I've yet to find a way to get my destroyed cars back.

 

[DK]

Yep... Or guys turned down too many times exacting revenge.

So...people who post in r/redpill?

 

[Nurburgthing.]

@GTPorsche - Its common among players at the moment. R* support are aware.

 

[Sage Ages]

I've never had that happen.

 

[The Bman]

Well, now it's been proven.....

@AzNTypeR - Yes, chrome adders with $ rims but, smaller pedal power versions....

And, all the radio stations play nursery rhymes.

With the weapons being replaced by squirt guns?

 

[GTPorsche]

@GTPorsche - Its common among players at the moment. R* support are aware.

Guess I'll wait until Tuesday then... Slot 1 and 2 in my garage are currently empty...

 

[Sage Ages]

With the weapons being replaced by squirt guns?

Now that I think about it, I wonder what a fluorescent green carbine rifle would look like.

 

[Nurburgthing.]

With the weapons being replaced by squirt guns?

I think any player that has been proved to be under 18 should be put into a special kids lobby where the weapons are Nerf guns, water bombs, Super Soakers and fire crackers etc. Also, they can only ride bicycles and have to wear hats like this....

Yup, got it all worked out .