GTA Online Thread (Useful Links in OP)

[R5]

Then buy a garage!

Fixed, plus Im saving up for a 400k house first.

Then I'm gonna be sorted for good.

 

[Jahgee]

Fixed, plus Im saving up for a 400k house first.

Then I'm gonna be sorted for good.

Just get the 200K one, they're exactly the same except for location.

 

[R5]

Just get the 200K one, they're exactly the same except for location.

Garage space?

 

[Jahgee]

Garage space?

10 cars is the maximum, times 3 properties means you can have up to 30 cars

 

[R5]

10 cars is the maximum, times 3 properties means you can have up to 30 cars

So it has the same?

Then I'm sold, thanks for the tip 👍

 

[Jahgee]

So it has the same?

Then I'm sold, thanks for the tip 👍

Yep

 

[JR98]

Maybe I should start saving for the stuff I want, I have 14 cars to mod up and 5 to buy

 

[Need4Speed685]

10 cars is the maximum, times 3 properties means you can have up to 30 cars

Since when could we have 3 properties? I don't remember there being an update that allows another one...

 

[Jahgee]

Since when could we have 3 properties? I don't remember there being an update that allows another one...

One of the newer ones

 

[Need4Speed685]

One of the newer ones

Will have to find out about that next time I'm online.

 

[JR98]

Will have to find out about that next time I'm online.

I think it was the Festive Suprise. I know the Business DLC let you own 2

 

[Sage Ages]

I think it was the Festive Suprise. I know the Business DLC let you own 2

It was the High Life that gave you two garages and it was disappointingly not released on April 20th like we hoped.

 

[MisterWhiskers]

Nvm, found out.

 

[E28]

Just started a new character, and jesus christ everything is awful for new players. Cars handle like bricks and have no brakes, plus they have no weight in collisions, meaning you basically get shoved around in races, you have basically an almost empty health bar all the time, and bullets only occasionally end up where you're aiming.

EDIT: Oh man, I was just playing Cutting Coroners, and some guy got taken out by a tram.

 

[R5]

Just started a new character, and jesus christ everything is awful for new players. Cars handle like bricks and have no brakes, plus they have no weight in collisions, meaning you basically get shoved around in races, you have basically an almost empty health bar all the time, and bullets only occasionally end up where you're aiming.

Welcome to my :censored:y world...

 

[MisterWhiskers]

I think what I'm gonna do is add on cash and sell as much cars from the streets as I can until Heists comes out. I am tempted to buy a Banshee, but I wanna wait to see what I'm gonna do.

 

[synchromesh]

I think what I'm gonna do is add on cash and sell as much cars from the streets as I can until Heists comes out. I am tempted to buy a Banshee, but I wanna wait to see what I'm gonna do.

You'll all thank me for having a van, sure you can use your Zentorno but good luck getting any cash in there

 

[JR98]

You'll all thank me for having a van, sure you can use your Zentorno but good luck getting any cash in there

Or just use an annihilator. Same storage, more speed

 

[synchromesh]

Or just use an annihilator. Same storage, more speed

Stuff will fall out! The doors shut on the van! Plus, it's a helicopter. Have fun getting in an alleyway.

 

[Sage Ages]

Have fun getting in an alleyway.

Anything is possible.

 

[JR98]

Stuff will fall out! The doors shut on the van! Plus, it's a helicopter. Have fun getting in an alleyway.

Video game logic proves stuff will not fall out, besides, can you get to the top of the maze bank tower in a van?

 

[synchromesh]

Video game logic proves stuff will not fall out, besides, can you get to the top of the maze bank tower in a van?

Can you get through here in a helicopter, never mind a huge military one?

 

[Sage Ages]

Can you get through here in a helicopter, never mind a huge military one?
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You'll be surprised at the dumb stuff I do when I'm bored.

 

[E28]

Can you get through here in a helicopter, never mind a huge military one?

Does the helicopter have to be flyable when you come out the other side?

 

[synchromesh]

Does the helicopter have to be flyable when you come out the other side?

This is a helicopter from GTA that could do it.

 

[MisterWhiskers]

You'll all thank me for having a van, sure you can use your Zentorno but good luck getting any cash in there

I have a van tho...

 

[synchromesh]

I have a van tho...

What kind? I have a Vapid Speedo

 

[driftinziggy]

You guys and your vans... ...I will be racing past y'all and the cops in my fully tuned heist machine a.k.a. the Schafter with the loot safely tucked away in the bulletproof trunk..with room for a few bodies. Or I will come get your van with my personal Cargobob....

 

[MisterWhiskers]

What kind? I have a Vapid Speedo

No the other one that isn't the Burrito. Never use it, though.

 

[Fallen_log]

Y'all got vans and fancy sports cars. I just got my Granger sitting in the shadows waiting.