GTA Online Thread (Useful Links in OP)

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AnthonyD1993
Except when you fail the heist because you get blown up which has happened to me before.
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Or when the 2 side gunners refuse to get in because you got to the pilot seat so when you ditch them and just as you get to the drop off *Random1234 has died*
 
I was driving my armored Kuruma around Fort Zancudo again. I wanted to get blown up after a really long chase (I don't have to pay insurance :D) because I had to let my dog out. I saw a Rhino and bolted for it. I slammed into the front end so hard, the Rhino lifted up about 20 feet! This made the turret go a little wonky, but a half second after the Rhino landed, it blew me up. :lol:
 
CallmeDan
So, after watching GTAseriesVideos play the Humane Labs Raid last night, it appears the AI Buzzards can fire their miniguns in any direction they want, regardless of where the chopper is facing. How lovely!

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I know. I actually pointed it out in an earlier post. Fun what the AI can do that we can't huh?
 
maxi25
I know. I actually pointed it out in an earlier post. Fun what the AI can do that we can't huh?
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If the AI didn't cheat the game would be super boring... imagine police chases where the NOOSE Grangers actually moved at the speed of actual Grangers, 5 star ratings would be ridiculously easy to evade to the point where wanted levels are irrelevant if you have any reasonably fast car.
 
Snorevette
If the AI didn't cheat the game would be super boring... imagine police chases where the NOOSE Grangers actually moved at the speed of actual Grangers, 5 star ratings would be ridiculously easy to evade to the point where wanted levels are irrelevant if you have any reasonably fast car.
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True, but R* went overboard with what the AI are capable of. I'm pretty sure that NO cop car/merryweather/gang member/civilian should be able to catch up if I have a faster car. Hell, I got caught up to and rammed in the Veyron from some civilian in a wagon while accelerating away from them. How pathetic is that? And then there's the wonderful auto-aim ability that all AI seem to have even when behind the wheel (why do they never run into anything if they're facing towards me shooting?).
 
Or the AIs in Mixed Up With Coke. They ride around in Grangers and can hit my Buzzard with their Micro SMGs while I'm several hundred feet in the air... yeah right.
 
CallmeDan
Or the AIs in Mixed Up With Coke. They ride around in Grangers and can hit my Buzzard with their Micro SMGs while I'm several hundred feet in the air... yeah right.
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Oh man the feels, especially Coveted before it was nerfed

>shotgun and pistol sounds from the bottom of the hills/across the water when you're noticed
>getting hit by the bullets
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I really want the Slamvan Panel Van to be available to purchase. Can it be stolen/stored currently?

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What is the point of that? Why does the DoD need to be kept offline? Just make it insanely expensive, like the Armored Kuruma, and only allow returning players to buy it.
 
CallmeDan
What is the point of that? Why does the DoD need to be kept offline? Just make it insanely expensive, like the Armored Kuruma, and only allow returning players to buy it.
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Makes sense. Make it cost a little over mil
 
CallmeDan
No. $550k is enough.
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No, it isn't. In the time of money glitches, 550k is nothing. Considering everyone and their dog has a Insurgent and/or a Hyrda what's something that only costs a fraction of either of those going to do?
 
SVX
No, it isn't. In the time of money glitches, 550k is nothing. Considering everyone and their dog has a Insurgent and/or a Hyrda what's something that only costs a fraction of either of those going to do?
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I went into two or three online lobbies the other day. Both lobbies had people with Insurgents and Hydras. It's horrible.

I did go on a killing spree with a guy in the Insurgent. Even though you are very open and really have no protection on the gun, it's still very OP.
 
SVX
No, it isn't. In the time of money glitches, 550k is nothing. Considering everyone and their dog has a Insurgent and/or a Hyrda what's something that only costs a fraction of either of those going to do?
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:/ You have a point. But it really only offers protection from machine guns. Plus, passengers in the DoD can't fire their guns in every direction, so you could easily drive up to them in your car, and blow them up with a sticky bomb or two.

How do you feel about other cars being overpriced, like most of the Hipster Update cars?
 
CallmeDan
:/ You have a point. But it really only offers protection from machine guns. Plus, passengers in the DoD can't fire their guns in every direction, so you could easily drive up to them in your car, and blow them up with a sticky bomb or two.

How do you feel about other cars being overpriced, like most of the Hipster Update cars?
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I love vans but $65,000 is a little much for what is basically a slightly customized old van. (Gang Burrito)

Will I buy one? Hell yeah.
 
CallmeDan
:/ You have a point. But it really only offers protection from machine guns. Plus, passengers in the DoD can't fire their guns in every direction, so you could easily drive up to them in your car, and blow them up with a sticky bomb or two.

How do you feel about other cars being overpriced, like most of the Hipster Update cars?
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Didn't affect me much. $120k for the Warrener was worth it, and it's about $120k in real life for a nice C10.

Panto was done because irony. Y'know, post ironic hipsters? ;)
 
Lmao I literally got out of a deathmatch where people were camping on those crates and some guy with a Hydra just blew up a car near me. Oh my God, just...oh my God.
 
SVX
No, it isn't. In the time of money glitches, 550k is nothing. Considering everyone and their dog has a Insurgent and/or a Hyrda what's something that only costs a fraction of either of those going to do?
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Why would you want prices to be more expensive?
 
Custom878
That weird moment when a GTP member (I think it was @Katiegan. I can't remember) has a Bagger that looks exactly the same as mine.
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If it's black with black wire wheels, no fairings, saddle bags and a shotgun exhaust, you're a copy cat.
 
Katiegan
If it's black with black wire wheels, no fairings, saddle bags and a shotgun exhaust, you're a copy cat.
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I have grey wheels and no bags at the moment, but other than that, it's identical.

And I've had that Bagger for almost a year now. :p
 
Custom878
I have grey wheels and no bags at the moment, but other than that, it's identical.

And I've had that Bagger for almost a year now. :p
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Oh yeah? Well I've had my Bagger for almost a year too!

Plot twist: we subconsciously copied each other
 

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