GTA Online Thread (Useful Links in OP)

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I don't even get the time to pull up my phone. I get on the main Eyefind site and I get killed by some random idiot.

Don't stay around people too long. Just get as far away from everyone as possible and find an indoor ATM or use the phone.

Also has anyone seen anyone online in military or NOOSE vehicles? Doesn't seem like something you'd want other people to find.
 
My day is complete...
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Yeah for the past like week there has been the same 3 people joining me and no one else. It makes me mad..

I honestly think the crew invite system is broken. The whole time I've played I've seen invites from 5 different crew members at the most.
 
The deep ocean is a weird and glitchy place. I decided to take my Luxor and see how far away from the map I could go, after about a minute my plane mysteriously cut out and I slowly floated down into the ocean. The plane went pretty deep, but when I aborted it my oxygen bar didn't go down. Knowing this I headed for the surface, and the weirdest thing happened. As soon as I got to the surface, I was quickly dragged down to the bottom of the ocean, I could see seaweed, weird since I was so far away. It was pitch black, then the screen started shaking and I saw the sky for a second then landed in an endless void of darkness, no water, just blackness and particles, I fell to a ground in this void then fell again in a weird repeat. For some reason this broke the phone camera and allowed me to take an image in full third person. You can't see too well but this is the GTA void...

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Was cruising along and some disrespectful bloke left his tank in the middle of the street, no permit or anything...

I can't believe I didn't notice the tank... sitting right out in the open. I need to stop scrolling through pictures so fast on the GTP app.
 
Haven't forgotten that darts match.:sly:

Actually I had. :guilty:
It's because I have a win in darts on my stats now and that was all I was looking for actually. You know, for the 'decorated' trophy.
But now that I think of it I could do for some more dartgames untill I get the 6 dart check out platinum award.
 
Where you found that?

At the Los Santos Golf Club parking lot. You need to wait until Simeon texts you a list of vehicles to get. If the Obey Tailgater is there, then it should work. Get a helicopter (preferably a fast one) and fly low to the golf course. A black car should be parked in the 3rd to last parking spot. This is the Tailgater. It always spawns in black for some reason. Take it to your garage and you've got yourself a new Tailgater!
Full coverage is around $6,800.
 
God dammit I want a Sentinel. :grumpy:

Currently have an Oracle and Sentinel XS in blue, but I want a normal Sentinel, then probably a Zion. When I get a 10-car apartment (with the $150k and first $250k instalment of the stimulus package) I'm going to have 4 blue Übermacht's at one end of my garage. :D
 
Carl the Sloth
Was cruising along and some disrespectful bloke left his tank in the middle of the street, no permit or anything...

Wow that yellow car looks like a Lamborghini Miura. I have yet to see one of those.
 
Samus
I honestly think the crew invite system is broken. The whole time I've played I've seen invites from 5 different crew members at the most.

It says that they are invited, they just reject them. So idk.
 
ZDUPH
At the Los Santos Golf Club parking lot. You need to wait until Simeon texts you a list of vehicles to get. If the Obey Tailgater is there, then it should work. Get a helicopter (preferably a fast one) and fly low to the golf course. A black car should be parked in the 3rd to last parking spot. This is the Tailgater. It always spawns in black for some reason. Take it to your garage and you've got yourself a new Tailgater!
Full coverage is around $6,800.

Yesterday I found mine in paleto bay.

EDIT: sorry for the double post didn't realize it was the same thread.
 
Wow that yellow car looks like a Lamborghini Miura. I have yet to see one of those.

Its called the Pegassi Monroe, based on a Miura, though there isn't much in terms of detail on the in-game model. It looks more like a kit-car than a Lamborghini.

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I'll say it again, I almost always accept invites if they are sent to me. I get job invites on my phone from GTPers but never invites to join sessions. The only time I won't accept one is if I'm in a private session with GTPers. And there are times where my internet decides to act up too.

On another note, I'd REALLY like it if we could put different crew emblems on our cars. As of now, I'm a member of both the GTP crew and The Crazy 88, and will hopefully be a member of the LS4X4 Club and a crew for another forum soon. Though, I can ONLY put the GTP emblem on my cars...it'd be nice if I could put an LS4x4 emblem on my Rebel if/when my invite is accepted.
 
Hosting races at the moment and sending out invites everytime we start a new race.

EDIT: JoeOfTheFire is now hosting and sending the invites.
 
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This game is so boring now. I haven't been able to play with people for so long. No one is ever in a room. Even the map rooms I join and only sometimes have people in them and I usually get kicked for no reason.
 
shmogt
This game is so boring now. I haven't been able to play with people for so long. No one is ever in a room. Even the map rooms I join and only sometimes have people in them and I usually get kicked for no reason.

Ill invite you! Just signed in.
 
This game is so boring now. I haven't been able to play with people for so long. No one is ever in a room. Even the map rooms I join and only sometimes have people in them and I usually get kicked for no reason.

It's probably your internet connection.
 
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