GTA Online Thread (Useful Links in OP)

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Level doesn't necessarily mean skill.

I mean, look at @Skython, he's just about a level 100, and well...
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I'm like a level 80 something, and I suck!








I really miss playing.
 
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But he did have a Buzzard, which when I just had a Buccaneer is a huge advantage.

Ah well, it's given me time to appreciate flying. Done about half an hour so far. All above the clouds.
 
The Buzzard's aiming sucks, I'd have trouble killing you too. Car is much much easier.
 
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The Buzzard's aiming sucks, I'd have trouble killing you too. Car is much much easier.
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Eh, I guess.

Odd thing is though, I didn't do anything besides get revenge.

He killed me, I blew his bike up.

He tried to kill me, I made him run into the back of my car, killing him. Not my fault.

He tried to kill me with a Buzzard, was shot down by someone else, I ran him over when he spawned, he killed me with a mini-gun then drove off. Couple of minutes later, I have a bounty. I mean it was 2-2, and we'd both cost each other a vehicle, so...

Edit: someone is the king of irony, the guy who set the bounty on me now had a bounty on himself.
 
I got killed 25 times in a row by a kid in a jet. I couldn't get away from him as i was standing in the middle of the beach.

I ended up quiting online. I came back into another room and decided to claw back those 25 kills that i had received by going on a rampage i don't think GTA has ever seen. I killed every single person in the lobby (12) about 18 times each without a single death.

I'm now cleansed of my jet deaths.
 
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I got killed 25 times in a row by a kid in a jet. I couldn't get away from him as i was standing in the middle of the beach.

I ended up quiting online. I came back into another room and decided to claw back those 25 kills that i had received by going on a rampage i don't think GTA has ever seen. I killed every single person in the lobby (12) about 18 times each without a single death.

I'm now cleansed of my jet deaths.
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Note to self: never play with you :scared:
 
I brush those kills off...

Hey, if the psycopath on the other end is getting his joy from killing me 38 times then I'm happy.

I mean how much hate do you have to go repeatedly kill a person online?

Which brings me to my next point:

Play with friends.. Less aggressive.

Plus, if a friend is grieving you, you can sucker punch his ass the next day :p
 
Haha, i like to drive around and have fun until you come across those one or two people who like to grief people. That's when i just decide to be super annoying and just rampage.

I don't suffer from hate or rage, hence why i can happily go up to someone and give them a shotgun blast to the mouth in the game...i'd like to think i'd never do that in real life :S
 
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Right now I'm just having one of those days where dead pedestrians put bounties on me, all the enemies are ex-Navy SEALs, and AI motorists in Mules accelerate to Turismo R speeds...
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HAHA, i love being over taken by peds in their station wagons while i'm driving full speed in my Turismo R because someone has fired a shot.

I've never seen cars drive so fast.
 
Rant inbound.

In all honesty, I think the Rockstar stream was just a complete joke. We tell the devs to take it seriously, and they cause massive cluster:censored:'s in every race. We can't ask them questions, they fail to aknowlege their own flaws, I mean I watched the replay and they said ridiculous things like this:

"Is the Carbonizzare a sports car?"
"I thought it was a super car"

They even called my Massacro a Jester. These are the developers of the game and they don't even know the cars in it.

Shaggy told me that since he wasn't allowed to ask questions on stream, they would discuss their ideas afterwards. But they just ditch him and Broughy and don't answer their Skype messages. Absolutely pathetic. It's pretty obvious that even Rockstar themselves can't even take our little competetive racing community seriously.
 
Ahh.. so this is why we're not getting an in game car performance rebalance.

Clue: it rhymes with "they don't give a flap"
 
I have had similar frustrations dealing with the support team... known flaws in body coding were treated as if I may be making it all up and I would have to spend additional in game money to provide video proof of things that are already well known to players and would be easy enough for any development team to realize. Easy example... Dear R*.. I have noticed that the topless Voltic listed on the website will still come with a carbon roof sometimes.. which is annoying if you are trying to get it to be actually topless and you can't choose how you get it... you also can't change the color of the hood.. The secondary paint option is gone. It's the same with a spoiler on the Infernus.. no option to remove the stock spoiler on last gen.

R* reply was to make me provide proof.. which requires me making a video of myself re purchasing the same two cars.. and obviously I need them to have the issues that I'm referring to.. So purchasing an Infernus and a Voltic just to make a video in hopes that R* will not only fix the issue but also pay me back the half mil I spent just to prove the game they made has issues.. and they don't always reimburse you... sigh.
 
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I bought a Voltic, and I was very disappointed to learn that it is delivered painted in two colours, but you can only change one of those.
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Do you mean it has a Carbon roof? Or that the hood & stuff are a different color. If it's the latter, than you can repaint it.
 
I bet you the devs are even younger than the losers over at Lizzard Squad. You know what, I'll go a step further and state they're even more pathetic...

Bunch of knuckleheads... BTW do the devs get paid? I mean, did they get a cut from the $1Bil?
 
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Rant inbound.

In all honesty, I think the Rockstar stream was just a complete joke. We tell the devs to take it seriously, and they cause massive cluster:censored:'s in every race. We can't ask them questions, they fail to aknowlege their own flaws, I mean I watched the replay and they said ridiculous things like this:

"Is the Carbonizzare a sports car?"
"I thought it was a super car"

They even called my Massacro a Jester. These are the developers of the game and they don't even know the cars in it.

Shaggy told me that since he wasn't allowed to ask questions on stream, they would discuss their ideas afterwards. But they just ditch him and Broughy and don't answer their Skype messages. Absolutely pathetic. It's pretty obvious that even Rockstar themselves can't even take our little competetive racing community seriously.
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I have to say I'm not surprised.

I remember during the last race on the stream, they'd just constantly spectate the devs who were appalling at racing. I'm no Steve McQueen myself, but even I could race better than that. People on the Twitch chat kept asking if we could spectate the battles up front for 1st, so they'd spectate whoever was in 1st for about 30 seconds and then go back to a dev rolling his Coquette in second to last place for another 2 minutes.

And the fact they didn't even know what classes the cars they'd made were in? That's like having a kid and asking someone else its name.
 
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Do you mean it has a Carbon roof? Or that the hood & stuff are a different color. If it's the latter, than you can repaint it.
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The topless version gets a carbon roof sometimes.. and both will automatically have the hood in a secondary color that is not the same as the primary and it can't be repainted. . The best thing to do is paint the car in the same color as the hood. Which is pretty annoying.
 

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