GTA Online Thread (Useful Links in OP)

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Well there's your problem.
God damnit. I mean it's the second best car in the game for races but I NEVER use it in freemode at all. Completely useless to me and If I sold it I could get that Cheetah. Missions it is then.
 
All my money is legitimate. I just have a crew that's active, and we all have mics, so heists are done quickly and efficiently.

Same thing for missions, when we aren't heisting.

I also do my daily abjectives ($1.5 million and some change monthly, adds up.), sells or store any Felons, Ballers, or gang cars I see, and do deliveries for Simeon often.

Other than that, just try not to use explosives or the minigun much. The ammo is pretty expensive in comparison to other alternatives.
 
I suggest focusing on gang cars. They're more common than the Felon/Baller and they pay better.
Yeah, but a lot of times I'm up north near Paleto Bay (Ballers spawn all over Pale to Bay for some reason), or in Vinewood hills. If I'm ever near the gang areas though, I always check to see if they spawned.
 
All my money is legitimate. I just have a crew that's active, and we all have mics, so heists are done quickly and efficiently.

Same thing for missions, when we aren't heisting.

I also do my daily abjectives ($1.5 million and some change monthly, adds up.), sells or store any Felons, Ballers, or gang cars I see, and do deliveries for Simeon often.

Other than that, just try not to use explosives or the minigun much. The ammo is pretty expensive in comparison to other alternatives.
OkAy, I admit I did the DNS servers around XMAS 2013. Yes I bought everything. BUT I sold everything once R* reset the cash and then earned everything I have now
 
Decided to soup up my Schwarzter and Dukes and make them my daily cars. AMG for drifting/missions and Dukes for cruising
 
I wish we had this.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zastava_Skala

Would be cool to be able to write anything on it and put our emblem under, next to, or over the text and put it on the side or front of the car (also put it as whatever color). Instead, it should be RWD and actually have pretty good acceleration. Hopefully they add more features for this car if they make it like smoked taillights, being able to sit on the window and shoot assault rifles and stuff, being able to sit in the trunk and shooting out of the window, being able to take off the muffler (rougher sound), etc.
 
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Wow. R* won't stop at anything to make a high wanted level an unpleasant experience for us.

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Sloths Diary

You know what I love doing? Being a sneaky scrub Sloth and catching unsuspecting scrubs by surprise. Such was the case today. I had taken a fat blokes Sentinel earlier only to find myself with a $3,000 bounty on my head. Naturally all the level 5's started to chase me. Having evaded two of them I pulled into a car park and hatched a plan for the other two guys chasing me.

They approached me together, hungry for that bounty money.

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With me taking refuge behind the wall next to the rocky cliff-face, they edged closer. They moved past a mysterious black car.

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Little did they know, the car was rigged to blow. Having stolen it from the guy in the crappy hat I presumed he would be here to take it back. This was not the case, he edged closer and took cover behind the other wall, whilst his friend stayed put on the right. I was taking cover behind the wall, waiting for the right moment of detonation. Clutching my sticky bombs in anticipation, I watched their every step.

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3..2..1...

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BOOM!

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The car exploded, the earth shook as the car went flying into the air, one of them went flying well over the wall and landed only a few metres from my point of safety. His friend took the explosive force of the impact to the face, he was blown back and launched mercilessly into the ground.

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I quickly fled the scene and took my Stinger I had previously parked in a small wedge between the two buildings opposite. I put my foot down and raced off to Blaine County, taking refuge in a barn until the hunt settled down. Once all was clear, I left and headed off to the safety of my small house in Paleto Bay.

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