GTA Online Thread (Useful Links in OP)

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I've decided the worst type of people online are either kids or middle-class teens who like to pretend they're from the ghetto.

Are there any vacancies in the GTP crew?
 
ShiftingGears
I've decided the worst type of people online are either kids or middle-class teens who like to pretend they're from the ghetto.

Are there any vacancies in the GTP crew?
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"Aww yea foo imma beecho azz up" - Nerdy white boy/internet tough guy/wannabe thug.
 
Yeah. That's why playing in a normal GTA session is terrible. It's like Halo only with "wangstas" (Wannabe gangsters) added in for "effect." Which is why I normally just play alone. I do remember doing a race with some guys and gave the leader a love tap and he spun out and he went "Oh, we got ourselves a beeach." And I was just like "I just gave you a light tap. Not my fault you can't drive."
 
SuperShouden
Yeah. That's why playing in a normal GTA session is terrible. It's like Halo only with "wangstas" (Wannabe gangsters) added in for "effect." Which is why I normally just play alone. I do remember doing a race with some guys and gave the leader a love tap and he spun out and he went "Oh, we got ourselves a beeach." And I was just like "I just gave you a light tap. Not my fault you can't drive."
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To be honest, when you do get bumped in GTA V, your car does react violently. Add that to the possibility of lag, you have a potentially destructive situation where a light tap can send a player 50 yards the other direction.
 
I don't mind being around people, I just don't like being around peopke that want to kill me while I'm minding my own business.
 
R1600Turbo
I don't mind being around people, I just don't like being around peopke that want to kill me while I'm minding my own business.
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Same here. I have a couple of strangers kill me already but I didn't really had the time to exact revenge. I did run across some pretty good lobbies though.

Also, I'm having a hard time leveling up quickly. Going from one rank to another takes more than an hour for me & I really want to shorten the timespan. Anyone got any ideas?
 
Technicolors
Same here. I have a couple of strangers kill me already but I didn't really had the time to exact revenge. I did run across some pretty good lobbies though.

Also, I'm having a hard time leveling up quickly. Going from one rank to another takes more than an hour for me & I really want to shorten the timespan. Anyone got any ideas?
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Racing.
 
99 laps on the prison yard race. *Eye twitch*

Me gusta. (No, I haven't actually done 99 laps. Only 15 with ZDUPH and some other ramming :censored:hole)
 
CallmeDan
"Aww yea foo imma beecho azz up" - Nerdy white boy/internet tough guy/wannabe thug.
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I have a feeling Jimmy was created to portray the average GTA online gamer. :lol: Anyways, has the first batch of the $500,000 come yet? If not I'll see if I can grind races with you guys.
 
CallmeDan
99 laps on the prison yard race. *Eye twitch*

Me gusta. (No, I haven't actually done 99 laps. Only 15 with ZDUPH and some other ramming :censored:hole)
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Criminal Records is surprisingly entertaining with just 1 other player. Had quite a fair bit of fun racing with some GTP dude the other day. (not GTPL though)

DCybertron
I have a feeling Jimmy was created to portray the average GTA online gamer. :lol: Anyways, has the first batch of the $500,000 come yet? If not I'll see if I can grind races with you guys.
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I lost it at the physical teabagging part. :lol:
 
Luckily, San Andreas is nice and massive, so if you ARE in a lobby of jerks, you can usually find some where to chill all by yourself...unless you have a bounty on you...then you're just dead.
 
I've got to say I'm growing a little tired of GTA Online now. Most of the missions follow the same basic structure of

Go to point A
Kill some guys/steal something
Go to point B to drop it off, sometimes with heat/baddies, sometimes not.

Sure it varies on what you do at point A, what you have to kill or collect but that general formula is always the same. Some also leave players with nothing to do, like the one collecting the plane from the airport. Once someone is piloting that back to Sandy Shores there is nothing for the others to do, you can either get in the plane and enjoy the ride or drive around aimlessly for a few minutes. Then potentially get annoyed when someone can't land a plane and destroys it.

The other issue, and maybe it was just bad luck last night, but I struggled to get any missions even done or played because I kept getting kicked upon joining by people who can't work out how to host private lobbies or snobs who only want to do missions with other high levels (I went into a race (entry level 1) with level 60-70 and I hear one of them tell the host to kick me because I'm "only" level 39).

Maybe heists will be more fun when they're launched.
 
Taiga
Criminal Records is surprisingly entertaining with just 1 other player. Had quite a fair bit of fun racing with some GTP dude the other day. (not GTPL though)
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Arms Race is a really fun and addicting race track alone, with Wanted Level switched to on and GTA Race on. Instant 4 star wanted level, and it's a load of fun to fight enemy military Jeeps with Mario Kart style weapons. :lol:
 
ZDUPH
Arms Race is a really fun and addicting race track alone, with Wanted Level switched to on and GTA Race on. Instant 4 star wanted level, and it's a load of fun to fight enemy military Jeeps with Mario Kart style weapons. :lol:
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You have no idea how long I've been doing this by myself. I'm not even attempting to grind it, I'm just having fun solo.
I even drove to a hangar with a fighter jet, got in, and "drove" spamming the machine gun and heat seeking rockets.
 
DCybertron
You have no idea how long I've been doing this by myself. I'm not even attempting to grind it, I'm just having fun solo.
I even drove to a hangar with a fighter jet, got in, and "drove" spamming the machine gun and heat seeking rockets.
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Agreed. When I grind for RP (mainly to get to level 71 to unlock Competition Suspension to complete my Rat-Loader ratrod), I usually grind Route 68, Down The Drain, Criminal Records, or Arms Race.
Anyway I took my Sultan RS Preceding Model and completely transformed it into a nice highway cruiser...and my cruiser I mean speeding through traffic at 200mph while comfortably seating 4 occupants.
Here she is. Thoughts and opinions?
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lintels123
Kind of reminds me of the Emu in Midnight Club 2. Not too flashy, just the way i like them.
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Thanks for the compliment. :cheers:
The Sultan is a car that I don't really like when you slap the RS kits on it. And also I don't really like the rear wings you can get for it, so I left it wingless. Just a nice clean Sultan to cruise about and park in parking lots to listen to that BOV. Yes it's turbo'd; any car in the game that has Turbo/Twin-Turbo badging on it automatically gets turbo-converted. Lemme tell you, the Sabre Turbo is GODLY with a turbo. It's like bread and butter; you can't have one without the other. :sly:
 
I just love when the AI compliment my car as they walk by. That really puts a smile on my face and certainly makes my 490k hot pink Monroe all the more special.
 
iainoflo85
I just love when the AI compliment my car as they walk by. That really puts a smile on my face and certainly makes my 490k hot pink Monroe all the more special.
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I start laughting whenever that happens, especially when they take pictures of me in my cabriolet. :D
 
Got the game only a few days ago, cant say I had a great time with the nextgengta forum members. Ill join you guys later today, gotta rank up!
 
Dean J
Sometimes, yes. And yes, yes it is. :D

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Looks like there's a new update up, what it fixes I don't know, but nothing's deleted for me. 👍
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I haven't exited yet, so I haven't seen the download.

You know my Monroe can make Base Invaders on Normal feel like it's on easy, I can do it so fast solo. I'm so glad its paying for itself.
 

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