GTA Online Thread (Useful Links in OP)

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Speedy6543
They did try to talk english from time to time. :sly:

Thanks to you as well now for boosting some minigames for the numero uno trophy.

All we need now is two more guys to swap wins. You need to be with a minimum of 4 guys in a rally race, deathmatch, team deathmatch and vehicle deathmatch. Correct me if I forgot one Dean. :)
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Haha, yes, they did, though I did understand most of what was said. :sly:

Thanks to you as well, and no I don't think you missed one. :D:tup:
 
I didnt get invited to this :ouch: Meanwhile, Last night i join Jeep. And hes in a Tank, killing everyone, And the whole Los Santos Police is chasing him... Dats Dope.
 
One thing I really hate about online missions:

When noobs put it on hard when they've not done it before, die all the time, then complain because they can't do it.
 
TheKitten
With 4 people, Ive got 11,800$ Each Payout.
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You know that's funny, because I guess it's like with races. It seems lower numbers = better payout for everyone. I've done deathmatches with lots of people and never gotten that much for the win.
 
Deathmatches and races are really easy ways to make money. Usually averaging around $11,000 for first. Even last place gets decent money. I only do these with friends. That way if we are way ahead and one of our friends is behind, we wait at the finish line so they don't get a DNF. DNF = No money, no exp..
 
CAMAROBOY69
Deathmatches and races are really easy ways to make money. Usually averaging around $11,000 for first. Even last place gets decent money. I only do these with friends. That way if we are way ahead and one of our friends is behind, we wait at the finish line so they don't get a DNF. DNF = No money, no exp..
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If you "Dont Finish" you still get RP, but poor amount, And no Cash.
 
TheKitten
If you "Dont Finish" you still get RP, but poor amount, And no Cash.
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I have never received anything for a DNF. Shows 0 RP, then 0 cash. I wonder if it depends on how many are in the room. I usually have around 4-6 people in my room.
 
iainoflo85
Yeah, you do get some RP.
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Ah okay maybe it doesn't show up on the screen? After the race it usually shows either RP or JP. Then it shows the money. I have always seen 0. Oh wait I might be confusing the end results with Parachute races. I think if you get a DNF in parachute races you get nothing.
 
CAMAROBOY69
Ah okay maybe it doesn't show up on the screen? After the race it usually shows either RP or JP. Then it shows the money. I have always seen 0. Oh wait I might be confusing the end results with Parachute races. I think if you get a DNF in parachute races you get nothing.
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Yes, DNF in Parachuting (don't land on the target basically) which is very easy to do sometimes, get 0 everything. 0 points, 0 JP, 0 $ and 0 RP which really sucks because sometimes the target is really hard to hit and you've already racked up like 150+ points on the way down.
 
^ I do a LOT of parachute racing so I knew one of the races gave nothing for DNF.

At least in car races if you are with friends, you can wait for them to catch up to prevent the DNF. 👍
 
Stimulus Package should help :lol:

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And just checked my Gun Stat :O

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Samus
$13,600 is the most I've ever got for winning a race and it's the most I've ever seen anyone get.
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Yeah, I've never seen anymore than that either.

EDIT: Just hit another Armored Truck and got 9.5k. Never saw it drop another set of bags, it just disappeared after the first lot.
 
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I want to say that the Route 68 race with traffic is a nightmare. I raced it twice last night with traffic and it's impossible to do without crashing.

Also, I learned that Vinewood Nights is my best race. I did one race where my fastest lap time was like 12 seconds ahead of anyone elses, so the next race I bet the maximum amount on myself and won. And the "Taking Off" race is stupid because it gives people too much time and room to screw each other over.
 
Had a good deathmatch before (because I won :sly:).
With iainoflo in the match I really had to fight for the win and fortunately made it and got the Numero Uno trophy.
So Dean, you only have to win in one type of deathmatch (this was my one and only win from all the deathmatches I tried) and I think your win as my co-pilot in the rally race should be enough because I have no win as co-pilot.
 
Speedy6543
So Dean, you only have to win in one type of deathmatch (this was my one and only win from all the deathmatches I tried) and I think your win as my co-pilot in the rally race should be enough because I have no win as co-pilot.
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Sounds great 👍, I'll see if I can join or host something later on.
 
I haven't been on for a long time now, so I really hope I'll get some time in tonight. Are there still server issues?
 
Speedy6543
Had a good deathmatch before (because I won :sly:).
With iainoflo in the match I really had to fight for the win and fortunately made it and got the Numero Uno trophy.
So Dean, you only have to win in one type of deathmatch (this was my one and only win from all the deathmatches I tried) and I think your win as my co-pilot in the rally race should be enough because I have no win as co-pilot.
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Yeah, I still killed you more than you killed me, but it was fun.

Three times we both killed each other at the same time.

darren200cook
I haven't been on for a long time now, so I really hope I'll get some time in tonight. Are there still server issues?
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No.
 
darren200cook
I haven't been on for a long time now, so I really hope I'll get some time in tonight. Are there still server issues?
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Yes its still having issues. Had an unusual "freeze above clouds" bug last night after dying in mission. It was a 1-2 player mission and after we died, it just kept us floating above the clouds. Never loaded so I went to the dashboard and shut the game off for the night. The game is still having issues. Also the AI vehicles will slam into you a LOT more than they used to. Along with strange buggy AI vehicles appearing and disappearing in front of you. Never had that happen until the recent patch.
 
CAMAROBOY69
Yes its still having issues. Had an unusual "freeze above clouds" bug last night after dying in mission. It was a 1-2 player mission and after we died, it just kept us floating above the clouds. Never loaded so I went to the dashboard and shut the game off for the night. The game is still having issues. Also the AI vehicles will slam into you a LOT more than they used to. Along with strange buggy AI vehicles appearing and disappearing in front of you. Never had that happen until the recent patch.
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I would say it was just buggy. The servers are actually holding quite well. The update just introduced more bugs than it fixed though.
 
Dean J
Sounds great 👍, I'll see if I can join or host something later on.
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There's a deathmatch where you can go with 2 players. Maybe there are multiple of that kind but haven't bothered to look at that yet. Anyway, we could just set up a deathmatch with two and I'll just let you win so you get the trophy as well.

iainoflo85
Yeah, I still killed you more than you killed me, but it was fun.

Three times we both killed each other at the same time.
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It's who wins in the end that counts. :p
It was fun but the payout from deathmatches isn't really encouraging if you're trying to level up on a fairly quick pace.
 
CAMAROBOY69
How did you split the money? Did you let your partner pick up a couple bags and then you picked up a couple bags? Because you cant "share from last job" the armored trucks.

Oops didn't mean to double post. I guess if you hit the back button and edit the reply, then hit reply, it doubles the post.
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Hmm you make a good point, he might of shared from a previous job 💡

iainoflo85
Yeah, I've never seen anymore than that either.

EDIT: Just hit another Armored Truck and got 9.5k. Never saw it drop another set of bags, it just disappeared after the first lot.
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Darn, I hope it happens for someone else. I have poor Internet and weird, I mean WIERD things happen on GTA for me, sometimes like in that case possibly a double pay out, it's happened on missions also. But that goes both ways, I've lost 2,000 for dying (pre 1.04) and I've bought a car and replaced the one in my garage, then fully tuned it and it magically got erased and replace with the old car and took my money.

Last night I had a police helicopter spawn inside of my cargobob while we had 4 stars, killing everyone of course..
 
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Speedy6543
There's a deathmatch where you can go with 2 players. Maybe there are multiple of that kind but haven't bothered to look at that yet. Anyway, we could just set up a deathmatch with two and I'll just let you win so you get the trophy as well.
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Sounds like a plan, then. 👍
 
Online finally seems ok now for me. From time to time I get timed out, but still 100 times better then the last few weeks :)
Up to level 24 and just bought a 128k appertment with 6 car garage
+ recieved 1.000$ for continued good behavior :sly:
 

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