GTA Online Thread (Useful Links in OP)

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Ok what the hell?! Every time I pause the game while flying a helicopter, my character screams out in pain like he's getting shot! Am I suddenly hitting a flock of birds every time?!
 
I'll spend my stimulus money on a nice car or two. Already have an apartment with a 10 car garage. I wish we could buy another seperate garage.
 
KM964
I wish we could buy another separate garage.
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Yes R*. By all means.

Righturn
Is there any NASCAR Look a-likes *cough* Maybe Ricky Bobby *cough* Who Said Dat
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The closest thing i can think of is Franklin's Buffalo. Not just any Buffalo, i mean FRANKLIN 🤬 CLINTON. You can add a NASCAR style lip spoiler.
 
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If you ever need help finding one, add me and I'll make a private session driving my Dominator around so you can find one
 
I'm going online and will probably end up in races as I usually do. I'll invite all GTP clan at the start of races so join for fun! But please at the end of race vote for other races, so annoying when you're playing and then suddenly "Deathmatch!"
 
The majority of my races have been pretty close. Like just recently in Down the Drain I had a 1-2-3 finish with me 3rd, each driver holding out a .10 sec gap. Then a couple of days ago I had the closest 1st place gap ever at .010 or so sec.
 
So thanks to Speedy I have my tennis and deathmatch wins which completes what I need. If anyone else needs a golf/tennis/solo deathmatch win just invite me, as long as you're in the crew I'll assume you want to win and i'll let you do so.
 
Snorevette
Just bought a Bullet and painted it in Midnight Blue + Frost White... :drool:
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Good choice mate. The Bullet is overlooked by many a noob, like the Infernus. Both have the potential of smoking Adders and Entity XFs.
 
ZDUPH
Good choice mate. The Bullet is overlooked by many a noob, like the Infernus. Both have the potential of smoking Adders and Entity XFs.
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Pretty much every car in the super class that isn't the Adder, Entity XF or Cheetah is overlooked.
Even the Cheetah is somewhat overlooked (though it's pretty much the same as the cheaper options for 3* the price, so it's overlooked with good reason)
 
@Speedy6543 which 30 platinum awards did you end up with? I just checked R*SC and at the moment I have 13:

The Champion
In A Class Of Your Own
Penetrate From Behind
Dust Maker
Every Race
Survivor
All rounder
Veteran Racer
Ace
Armed Robber
Suped Up
Airborne
Bloodiest Of The Bunch

So still quite a lot to get. Some of them are pretty easy I guess, like changing clothes, doing a wheelie, tattoo on every body part, getting haircuts, lapdances, flips and spins.


Also I went offline and got eaten by a shark after you left. I don't know why I didn't do that one, just forgot I guess.

ZDUPH
Good choice mate. The Bullet is overlooked by many a noob, like the Infernus. Both have the potential of smoking Adders and Entity XFs.
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To be honest the way most races go performance differences of the cars doesn't play too much of a role, especially when catch up is also on. You could win in any car. Personally I like the Entity just because it's completely new to GTA and I like the real car it's mostly based on. Never been too keen on the Ford GT. I might try it in a few races though, test my theory.
 
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Subarglue
Does anyone know how to glitch out the armoured trucks and keep them spawning? It happened to me last night and I got like 60k from it :lol:
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I experienced the same thing when a friend of mine was in the room with me, after he left the trucks stopped spawning. I'm guessing it has something to do with your level (he is level 49, I'm at 90).

There were so many trucks coming so fast we couldn't ditch the cops fast enough to get all of the trucks.
 
Samus
@Speedy6543 which 30 platinum awards did you end up with? I just checked R*SC and at the moment I have 13:
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I have The Champion, Cruisin' for a Bruisin' (win GTA Races), Road Rage (kill 3 and win), In a class of your own, Penetrate from behind, Record holder (set a world record), Dust maker, Every Race, Survivor, Granny (from boosting in the range), All rounder (every mode winner), Veteran Racer, Point break (parachute 3 min - do 'above the globe' for this), Stayed on target (land parachute with the slo-mo function), Clear out (5 gang wars in 48min), The Hustler (betting at the CR races), Lapdances, Crate Chaser, Snappy Dresser (buy 25 (?) different clothes), Hairy encounters (switch between 2 haircut 25 times), Armed Robber (hold up every store on the map), Sky High (blow up 500 cars), No claims bonus (rubber band your controller when in your car and drive around in circles on the Sandy Shores airstrip), Mile High club (spend time in a helicopter -> again rubber band), Suped up (every upgrade on a car), Airborne (make jumps of 300ft), Wheelie 2000ft (Sandy Shores airstrip on a Bati 801), Killstreaker (10 kill killstreak), Smoke 'em out (get most kills in a gang attack), Bloodiest of the bunch (most kill in a survival).
 
I have a Vacca almost fully tuned and I constantly get smoked on races containing long straights on races with catch-up off.

Subarglue
Does anyone know how to glitch out the armoured trucks and keep them spawning? It happened to me last night and I got like 60k from it :lol:
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I though you knew the trick! Every time I join your sessions, there are a lots of Bank trucks around.

Yesterday was funny because you tried to rob the truck inside the Fort while I wasn't paying attention ...
 
Rod Carvalho
I have a Vacca almost fully tuned and I constantly get smoked on races containing long straights on races with catch-up off.
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I don't think any of the upgrades increase top speed (except transmission if the stock transmission is REALLY bad). The Vacca probably just doesn't have a high enough top speed.
 
Snorevette
I don't think any of the upgrades increase top speed (except transmission if the stock transmission is REALLY bad). The Vacca probably just doesn't have a high enough top speed.
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The vehicle classes in GTA online don't make any sense whatsoever. Many sports cars can beat super cars. A Banshee can definitely beat a Voltic, and the Stratum can beat the Penumbra.
 
ZDUPH
The vehicle classes in GTA online don't make any sense whatsoever. Many sports cars can beat super cars. A Banshee can definitely beat a Voltic, and the Stratum can beat the Penumbra.
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Are you sure? Maybe in a long, straight line, but the Voltic is on par with the likes of the Entity XF and Adder in all other aspects while the Banshee isn't even the best sports car by a long shot

EDIT - NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!! I PRESSED TRIANGLE INSTEAD OF X BY ACCIDENT WHEN SWITCHING CHARACTERS AND DELETED MY LV 42 CHARACTER!! THIS IS WHY WE CANNOT HAVE NICE THINGS AT ALL
 
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Rod Carvalho
I have a Vacca almost fully tuned and I constantly get smoked on races containing long straights on races with catch-up off.


I though you knew the trick! Every time I join your sessions, there are a lots of Bank trucks around.

Yesterday was funny because you tried to rob the truck inside the Fort while I wasn't paying attention ...
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Yeah I was really determined to get into the fort and get the moneys, but yeah I thought it was you doing that because usually when I play with you weird things like that happen.. remember the time I was running underwater? :lol: nuff said.
 

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