GTA Online Thread (Useful Links in OP)

[Davidies]

I don't really care for freezes and disconnects. Disconnect? Ask for an invite or join a new room. Freeze? Restart PS3 and try again.

But then again, I rarely do things with crew members or the few friends I have.

 

[Sage Ages]

I rarely have my game freeze.

 

[Snorevette]

My '4th' character..on my other PSN, Lester sent me a text yesterday that I need to buy an apartment for something big coming up...or was it a phone call. A 10 car garage wasn't going to work, even though there's an enclosed work area behind the TV.

That's been in the game for a while. I presume it was a beta heist and then they didn't manage to get it working in time so they changed it into a normal mission, but kept the description.

 

[The Bman]

NSFW like Vanoss's other GTA videos.

 

[Carbonox]

I've snatched myself yet another Bagger that will be property of Simeon if nobody comes around to claim it.

EDIT: Expired, sorry.

 

[Niyologist]

There will be more maintenance for GTAO at June 7th, 2014 from 12AM - 4AM EST.

 

[Sage Ages]

I got murdered by another player for giving them the bird.

 

[Bhowe83]

I made the Grand Prix of Long Beach for GTAO

http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/jobs/job/zwOWmyXOO0qud_eUlgCP-g

 

[Bhowe83]

Disregard this post, it was a double

 

[ildd]

I got murdered by another player for giving them the bird.

You deserved it

 

[Bhowe83]

I found a Daemon if anybody is looking for one. I may just keep if if not.

Edit: I kept it.

 

[Sage Ages]

You deserved it

They blew my car up.

 

[ildd]

They blew my car up.

Oh.

Maybe you shouldn't have had a car then...


"Sly:

 

[Aesthetics]

So the Isle of NaN is up. I think its obvious what it's based off. Too bad it's a lot more boring in this version.
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/jobs/job/I6vY_M7dV0mLqL5Eh3Z0VQ?platformId=2

 

[Dan]

Isle of NaN

"NaN"?

 

[Aesthetics]

"NaN"?

Tried to give it a rockstar-ish title, but Isle of 🤬 Didn't work. So I just replaced it with NaN, which is a term for "not available" which rhymes with Man.

 

[Dan]

Tried to give it a rockstar-ish title, but Isle of 🤬 Didn't work. So I just replaced it with NaN, which is a term for "not available" which rhymes with Man.

Ok. I was thinking of "YouTube poops" or "YTPs." I don't know if you've ever seen one, but a common element is the "forward-reverse" where the person edits the video so it sounds like someone is saying a short word out of a regular word. "Something" forward-reversed sounds like "SuS"; "So" forward-reversed sounds like "SoS" or "Sauce" (which is a running gag with many YTP creators); "nothing" sounds like "NuN".

 

[ProjectWHaT]

Ok. I was thinking of "YouTube poops" or "YTPs." I don't know if you've ever seen one, but a common element is the "forward-reverse" where the person edits the video so it sounds like someone is saying a short word out of a regular word. "Something" forward-reversed sounds like "SuS"; "So" forward-reversed sounds like "SoS" or "Sauce" (which is a running gag with many YTP creators); "nothing" sounds like "NuN".

I did not understand a single thing in this paragraph.

 

[Dan]

I did not understand a single thing in this paragraph.

Watch some videos by DaThings1.

 

[Dan]

I really want to get a Cheetah again. Mostly because it looks good and it is a rolling skateboard ramp. Does anyone know if it is a better ramp than the Turismo R? I've seen both used that way.

Also, what are vehicle deathmatches? I've yet to play one and I don't know what you do in one. Is it like Buzzards vs Buzzards, Annihilators vs Annihilators, Lazer vs Lazer, Rhino vs Rhino?

 

[Jet Badger]

Yep, tanks vs tanks, jets vs jets etc. Lovely stuff.

 

[Niyologist]

Sorry about going back and forth on jobs Jet Badger. I had enough money to get all the parts for my Coquette. Thanks for the help.

 

[Paulie]

That was a great session today with the guys from GTP, thanks to @Jet Badger, @Stavingo, @Turbo Lag, @ibnumgt1, who ever the Ryan fellow was and that random dude lilu or what ever who I'm guessing may have been one of one of your friends.

 

[Jet Badger]

Big thanks to @Stavingo, @Turbo Lag, @ibnumgt1, @E28, @Snorevette and @Paulie for a great time and special thanks to Snorevette for the single-light PCJ-600 👍 Hopefully there will be more impromptu GTPlanet meets like this in the future

 

[Turbo Lag]

Only got 2 pics before the camera filled up...

Thanks for a great session guys. 👍

 

[Stavingo]

As said above by everyone else, glad to be apart of a mini-session today cause we had some mad fun Hopefully we'll have some more meets in the future 👍

 

[E28]

That was a great session today with the guys from GTP, thanks to @Jet Badger, @Stavingo, @Turbo Lag, @ibnumgt1, who ever the Ryan fellow was and that random dude lilu or what ever who I'm guessing may have been one of one of your friends.

I'm the Ryan fellow, no idea who that lilu guy was but he seemed friendly enough.

That demo derby thing on the beach was pretty hilarious.

 

[ibnumgt1]

I'm the Ryan fellow, no idea who that lilu guy was but he seemed friendly enough.

That demo derby thing on the beach was pretty hilarious.

Yeah, the derby was awesome. But the local authorities doesn't like it though.

 

[Dan]

Yep, tanks vs tanks, jets vs jets etc. Lovely stuff.

Can you create vehicle deathmatches? I thought they didn't allow that yet with the Content Creator.

 

[Jet Badger]

Can you create vehicle deathmatches? I thought they didn't allow that yet with the Content Creator.

Nope. There are plenty of R* created ones though. Also a handful of custom hacked ones like a 16 player Lazer deathmatch (R* ones are only up to 6 or 8 players).