GTA Online Thread (Useful Links in OP)

[Sage Ages]

The AI Lazer comes after you most of the time when you steal a jet. It's the same jet that rests on the runway with a pilot in it.

You mean that same one with the stupid AI that crashes before you even approach the base?

 

[Jet Badger]

You mean that same one with the stupid AI that crashes before you even approach the base?

Haha I guess the pilot of that jet is rather clumsy on the ground Never seen it crash on it's own as far as I remember. Totally a bitch if it starts pursuing you though.

 

[Sage Ages]

I've seen it nosedive into the mountain upside down and somehow not blow up.

 

[Dan]

CLOSE ENOUGH

Yes, I clearly intended for the hatch to be right on the ledge. Yup. Mm-hmm.

@ShesSoYumi

 

[Sage Ages]

That's worse than when I did it.

 

[Jahgee]

Why are all the pictures upside down?

 

[The Bman]

Why are all the pictures upside down?

Australian version.

 

[Dan]

Why are all the pictures upside down?

They are on the right side for me. I don't get why people are having this problem. To the Site Support forum......

 

[Jahgee]

They are on the right side for me. I don't get why people are having this problem. To the Site Support forum......

They're right side up if in a new tab

 

[Aesthetics]

It's a job too.

 

[Niyologist]

It's a job too.

I love this. Genius.

 

[The Bman]

And I thought that I had too much time on my hands...

 

[ibnumgt1]

It's a job too.

 

[ProjectWHaT]

They are on the right side for me. I don't get why people are having this problem. To the Site Support forum......

I already made a thread about it months ago

 

[Paulie]

I love this. Genius.

WTH LOL indeed.

And I thought that I had too much time on my hands...

Not having a job or a life must help in this scenario!

 

[Dan]

EDIT: Time's up.

 

[ShesSoYumi]

CLOSE ENOUGH

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@ShesSoYumi

Nice, it is very easy to do. Just stall the plane and it lands I've got it on the Helipad though.. #Win
Reguardless thats an interesting way to park haha love it

 

[Dan]

Nice, it is very easy to do. Just stall the plane and it lands I've got it on the Helipad though.. #Win
Reguardless thats an interesting way to park haha love it

Haha. Thank you. The Titan is my favorite plane. It is such a joy to fly.

 

[ibnumgt1]

Haha. Thank you. The Titan is my favorite plane. It is such a joy to fly.

Until some scrub decides to destroy your Titan with a Jet or a Buzzard.

 

[Dan]

Until some scrub decides to destroy your Titan with a Jet or a Buzzard.

Or a freaking Luxor. I swear, that happened to me 2-3 times in one week.

 

[ildd]

Or a freaking Luxor. I swear, that happened to me 2-3 times in one week.

I'm guilty of this and I am proud

 

[Dan]

I'm guilty of this and I am proud

I long for the day where there are mounted miniguns on the sides of the Titan that can be used by players inside. Then, I can actually execute pylon turns over huge firefights, and have my friends rain death upon some scrubs outside of the LSC in Burton. Now THAT, would be cool.

It would also be helpful for defending myself in the air, too.

 

[ildd]

I just want to lanf my Luxor on a Titan without hitting the engine or blowing up

 

[Dan]

I just want to lanf my Luxor on a Titan without hitting the engine or blowing up

You could probably land it on a Cargo Plane, but there is still the risk of blowing up. I can see it landing, but then turbulence shakes the Cargo Plane, knocking the Luxor off and colliding with the tail of the Cargo Plane, blowing it and the Luxor into a thousand pieces.

I suggest you watch some of GTAmissions' videos of him and his friends doing stunts with Cargo Planes.

 

[Sage Ages]

Or a freaking Luxor. I swear, that happened to me 2-3 times in one week.

Or an Annihilator.

I've done it many, many times.

 

[diegorborges]

It's a job too.

This is better than the whole world cup.

Seriously.

 

[ibnumgt1]

This is better than the whole world cup.

Seriously.

But yesterday's match between Germany and Portugal is awesome!

 

[Niyologist]

There's rumors going on about v1.14 out on XBL. Can anyone confirm that?

EDIT: Nevermind. It's the new update for "I'm not a Hipster DLC".

 

[shepzki]

Actually looks pretty good, no doubt there will be a billion Gold painted cars flying round now, only unlocks at rank 100 tho so maybe not.

Edit - One of the new masks with one of the new vehicles you can now purchase:

 

[Snorevette]

Wait... was there an update??