GTA Online Thread (Useful Links in OP)

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I used it and it didn't go well for me. My opponents were just too fast and their health was unusually strong.
- Take cover
- Poke the barrel of the minigun around the corner
- Raise hell
- Repeat until you run out of money from insurance
 
Ok. So I flew out to the map barrier in a Vestra. My wing fell off and the engines died, sending me into a nose dive. I crashed into the water, but I jumped out when it went under. My character was doing the "DURR HOW DO U SWIM" thing for a couple seconds while I was bashing X to swim up. Then I immediately died. :grumpy:

I don't think I'll be attempting again for a little while, so I'm just going to complete the rest of the stunt jumps online. I'm trying to unlock lime green paint for the wheels of my Sprunk-livery Bati 801RR.
Do the race Downtown Underground, when you do the stunt jump, just go back and do it again, easiest way to get 50 done
 
- Take cover
- Poke the barrel of the minigun around the corner
- Raise hell
- Repeat until you run out of money from insurance

I did that. My opponents were unusually fast with their guns. No wonder why their K/D ratio were 1.50+.
 
Some freemode battle tips. I'm carrying a 1.6 K/D, so you can say these work.. KINDA!


- Buzzard chasing you? How about going around alleys or suddenly braking?

- A car chase? Don't be afraid to put sticky bombs or even take scenic routes. I use the subways (sometimes passing by the diamond heist road). Out in the wild? Prepare to see me climb mountains or take the train road.

- Having a controllable car is better than one that goes really fast. Also, offroad points are a plus. These reasons are why i have a Serrano.

- Never goof around! Entering a car with someone in gun fire range is suicide. Worse when he has an RPG.

- Someone camping outside a shop can always be beat by suddenly turning on passive mode. And i mean suddenly so you can escape the wrath of the ramming Adder.

- On topic of passive mode, use frequently if you don't want to fight. Never pass by other players at all if you aren't a fighter. If you want, try thinking out of the box, and use passive mode to gain a more formidable position. Just careful that you don't end up in a car.

- Enemies rolling too much? Well.. it won't stop a good aimer. I call rolling the best way to get derped since being a Tank in Left 4 Dead.

- Static cover is your friend. Don't always assume a car is the best cover, since RPGs do exist.

- Use Tear Gas. Yes, i have been using it against the pussies in corners. They come out and BAM.

- The lock-on range boosts when attaching a scope.

- Never give someone a chance to take out their gun. If he's a red blip, do what you have to do.

- The best way to beat a LAZER is to be one yourself. That, and staying under tunnels. A minigun approach isn't recommended.

- You can always leave the session if you can't handle the heat. You don't have to fight all fights.
 
I don't think I'll be attempting again for a little while, so I'm just going to complete the rest of the stunt jumps online. I'm trying to unlock lime green paint for the wheels of my Sprunk-livery Bati 801RR.

Just saw this on Gamefaqs

1. Start a race called Downtown Underground
2. Go to the part where the stunt jump is, at the bridge in the middle of the race
3. Turn around and repeat the jump
4. Finish the race

It should take 10 minutes to complete 25 jumps to unlock the lime green paint and 20 minutes to unlock the Show Off trophy. However your stunt jump stat will show up as XX/0 or whatever stunt jumps you found 'legit'
 
Agh, I just collected Jahgee and Had Yauma9 follow me to the airstrip to meet another GTPer and almost as soon as we arrived, the room emptied.

Then I joined another session, met up with Snorevette, flew him around in a Buzzard for a bit and lost my connection entirely!
 
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One of these days I want to start a Cop Killing lobby. Go around in any car(preferably with armor and bulletproofs) and just light up the cops and hope you don't die. Either one car with 4 doors, or a convoy of cars.
 
Some freemode battle tips. I'm carrying a 1.6 K/D, so you can say these work.. KINDA!


- Buzzard chasing you? How about going around alleys or suddenly braking?

- A car chase? Don't be afraid to put sticky bombs or even take scenic routes. I use the subways (sometimes passing by the diamond heist road). Out in the wild? Prepare to see me climb mountains or take the train road.

- Having a controllable car is better than one that goes really fast. Also, offroad points are a plus. These reasons are why i have a Serrano.

- Never goof around! Entering a car with someone in gun fire range is suicide. Worse when he has an RPG.

- Someone camping outside a shop can always be beat by suddenly turning on passive mode. And i mean suddenly so you can escape the wrath of the ramming Adder.

- On topic of passive mode, use frequently if you don't want to fight. Never pass by other players at all if you aren't a fighter. If you want, try thinking out of the box, and use passive mode to gain a more formidable position. Just careful that you don't end up in a car.

- Enemies rolling too much? Well.. it won't stop a good aimer. I call rolling the best way to get derped since being a Tank in Left 4 Dead.

- Static cover is your friend. Don't always assume a car is the best cover, since RPGs do exist.

- Use Tear Gas. Yes, i have been using it against the pussies in corners. They come out and BAM.

- The lock-on range boosts when attaching a scope.

- Never give someone a chance to take out their gun. If he's a red blip, do what you have to do.

- The best way to beat a LAZER is to be one yourself. That, and staying under tunnels. A minigun approach isn't recommended.

- You can always leave the session if you can't handle the heat. You don't have to fight all fights.

I probably should've mentioned I was outnumbered, but I had to fight. If you have rage like I do, you wouldn't just let it go. I barely escaped. It was like 5 Vs 1.
 
Ride ferris wheel and rollercoaster? Yea!

A musket and a second RPG? Woo!

Liberator Monster Truck? SHADDUP AND TAKE MY MONEY *realizes it's free DLC*
 
I swear to god if this DLC goes offline before July 21st, I may have to get one of you guys to go on my account and buy the stuff for me.
 
If the content expires before the 21st, I'll need someone to log onto my account and buy the Monster Truck for me. I'm gonna spend tomorrow teaching my little sister how to :lol:
 
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