GTA Online Thread (Useful Links in OP)

[Ken]

Officer: "Well, it appears you can walk the line perfectly. Say the alphabet backwards."
Me: "I can't do that sober, more or less drunk! You try."
Officer: "... Point taken. Please breathe into this breathalyzer."

Officer: Just breathe out for 30 seco........What's that in the sky? Is it a plane? A bird? Oh gawd, it's a ferris whale and it's coming right for us!"
Me: "Told you so."

Edit: @Custom878; Does the beta version take place on a rooftop? Just curious.

 

[Sage Ages]

No, but there's a bunch of LSPD Staniers at the police station and there's a different cutscene at the end. It might be for the first time you complete the mission but I'm not sure. So far I've only seen it twice.

 

[Dan]

Rooftop Rumble: Doesn't take place on a rooftop and isn't much of a rumble. More like vicious massacre of private militia members and federal agents, then a race back to an annoying, old man of Spanish heritage whom is cheating on his wife and telling her one of two things: what she is hearing over the phone is due to her menopause or he is lying about what his current activity is.







Fore.

 

[Sage Ages]

The cutscene I got was when you first meet Martin. That's a bit interesting.

 

[Bhowe83]

Well now that Ferris Wheels are a thing, I think it's time I head back to Free Aim lobbies where I have nobody to bother me, and if they do, they have to use talent to kill me

 

[ProjectWHaT]

Wait. So are hackers actually spawning the actual Ferris wheel around the map? I have to get online more often.

 

[Ken]

My question is if hackers are spawning ferris wheels, are you still able to ride them? That'd be cool.

 

[Team THRT Drift]

Wow. What happened? I was going to update the game but I said screw it. SP>MP glitch got me excited, but Ferris Wheels...

I might stick to my AE86 in drift lobbies on GT6 for now.

 

[Yauma9]

Wow. What happened? I was going to update the game but I said screw it. SP>MP glitch got me excited, but Ferris Wheels...

I might stick to my AE86 in drift lobbies on GT6 for now.

Ferris Wheels aren't really a big problem. I've only seen (and crashed into) one and I've played almost daily since the update came out.

 

[CinnamonOD]

Never seen one around and I play everyday since the update

Am I haxor repellent?

 

[Bhowe83]

Just stay in Free-aim lobbies and you shouldn't run into 3l3T3 H4X0R$

 

[Dan]

My question is if hackers are spawning ferris wheels, are you still able to ride them? That'd be cool.

No. They are essentially "props" and therefore have no special abilities. I believe it still lights up, but you can not ride it. That feature is locked permanently to the pier.

 

[Ken]

No. They are essentially "props" and therefore have no special abilities. I believe it still lights up, but you can not ride it. That feature is locked permanently to the pier.

Well darn. I wanted it to get dropped on someone and then ride it for, you know, sadistic reasons. It's GTAO after all.

 

[Dan]

Well darn. I wanted it get dropped on someone and then ride it for, you know, sadistic reasons. It's GTAO after all.

*Gets on ferris wheel*

French-accented narrator from Spongebob: "Six hours later."

"I'm not even a quarter of a way around and I want to get off already. Oh, lucky me. I CAN'T!"

*Tank arrives and waits for ride to end*

 

[Ken]

*Gets on ferris wheel*

French-accented narrator from Spongebob: "Six hours later."

"I'm not even a quarter of a way around and I want to get off already. Oh, lucky me. I CAN'T!"

*Tank arrives and waits for ride to end*

There is always the option to kill yourself. Or use it as a snipers nest. Or............yeah, that's really it. Well, back to the Chum Bucket to plot better "take over the world in GTA" ideas for me.

 

[yabiggoose]

*Gets on ferris wheel*

French-accented narrator from Spongebob: "Six hours later."

"I'm not even a quarter of a way around and I want to get off already. Oh, lucky me. I CAN'T!"

*Tank arrives and waits for ride to end*

 

[Sting]

I haven't seen this Ferris wheel thing either, but yesterday some guy had managed to glitch under the bridge by Lestor's sewing warehouse

 

[sesselpupser]

When the ferris wheel spawned on me it landed horizontally so that it blocked an entire... What do they call a crossroad in America? An intersection? Also it was actually two ferris wheels, the other landed on top of the first and fell off so it was sitting at a jaunty angle.

 

[Nurburgthing.]

Jazz loop horn plays backwards in reverse. Can't confirm this for other musical horns though.

 

[Davidies]

Jazz loop horn plays backwards in reverse. Can't confirm this for other musical horns though.

This is true only for the loop horn, yes. No other horns have this ability.

 

[ProjectWHaT]

Jazz loop horn plays backwards in reverse. Can't confirm this for other musical horns though.

Is there a secret message?

 

[shepzki]

Hey, has anyone here played that new Martin mission 'Time to get Away'? I have been calling him off the hook ever since the last update and he refuses to give me it, this is a question for PS3 players.

 

[finnracer]

Is anybody online on ps3 at the moment who's game I could join?

 

[CAMAROBOY69]

All this ferris wheel spawning action and no pics?

 

[Nurburgthing.]

Is there a secret message?

Yes, strange voice telling me to glitch money and kill douchebags.

 

[ibnumgt1]

Yes, strange voice telling me to glitch money and kill douchebags.

 

[CinnamonOD]

All this ferris wheel spawning action and no pics?

Profanity Warning

 

[gtuned]

Hey, has anyone here played that new Martin mission 'Time to get Away'? I have been calling him off the hook ever since the last update and he refuses to give me it, this is a question for PS3 players.

That's cause when you call contacts, they only give you missions you've already done.

You have to wait for a random job offer from him to get it.

 

[Dan]

Is there a secret message?

"... toidi ouy reddA ruoy ffo fo emorhc eht ekaT"

Might want to put a profanity warning on that.

 

[sesselpupser]

All this ferris wheel spawning action and no pics?

I tried but my Snapmatic thing is full and I couldn't see a way to delete photos in the gallery, despite it having told me that's what I was supposed to do. Then some people came to kill me so I had to kill them first and completely forgot I could take a picture on my phone, and also that I should even be taking a photo in the first place.