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Quick question. Besides Rooftop Rumble what's the quickest mission to get a good chunk of money (i.e $10,000+)
 
Quick question. Besides Rooftop Rumble what's the quickest mission to get a good chunk of money (i.e $10,000+)
Potshot. You get 10k and only have to kill 3 guys, one who isn't even armed, then drive a van a mile or two back to Trevor
 
I've gotten it down to two and a half minutes, from when you are able to move your character around, to the point where you deliver the van.
 
Only four guys? When I tried Potshot there was a huge group of enemies.
 
What I do is go up to the two guys at the bridge, which then alarms the driver of the van to try and escape, in which then I wait for him to get to the bridge, where I assault shotgun the hell out of his window.
 
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What I do is go up to the two guys at the bridge, which then alarms the driver of the van to try and escape, in which then I wait for him to get to the bridge, where I assault shotgun the hell out of his window.
Last time I played that's about what I was doing. I drive directly over the guys at the bridge, park vehicle on bridge to block van. Then shoot driver of van when it comes. At that point you can either back up and drive into the part by the bridge to get out, or cross the bridge. I am shocked Rockstar hasn't patched that yet with less money or more difficult. It wont be long at this point.
 
Try Cleaning the Cathouse. Start the mission, call for backup helicopter ($1000) or better, call for Buzzard if you have one ($200). Fly on top of the motel right above the hooker's icon, wait for her to board the helicopter and fly to Madrozo's. No shots fired. Then if you're so inclined, start Trash Talk since that's where the mission usually starts.
 
Try Cleaning the Cathouse. Start the mission, call for backup helicopter ($1000) or better, call for Buzzard if you have one ($200). Fly on top of the motel right above the hooker's icon, wait for her to board the helicopter and fly to Madrozo's. No shots fired. Then if you're so inclined, start Trash Talk since that's where the mission usually starts.
You could also set up a playlist on rotation to do those mission, or any missions you want. ;)
 
Try Cleaning the Cathouse. Start the mission, call for backup helicopter ($1000) or better, call for Buzzard if you have one ($200). Fly on top of the motel right above the hooker's icon, wait for her to board the helicopter and fly to Madrozo's. No shots fired. Then if you're so inclined, start Trash Talk since that's where the mission usually starts.
I've never heard of that mission. What is it?
 
I've never heard of that mission. What is it?

Which one? Cleaning the Cat House, you are to save a hooker that is holed up at the abandoned motel at Sandy Shores.

Trash Talk, first take out the 4 or 5 roaming garbage trucks of another company, then take out the rest up by Shamble Street.
 
You could also set up a playlist on rotation to do those mission, or any missions you want. ;)
Not possible to put the jobs you can get through the phone into playlists, in fact the last time I tried to make a playlist, I couldn't put any mission in them.
 
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My new Comet and I cruising around Los Santos. I just love this car. Such a great Sports car for such a low price.
 
Not possible to put the jobs you can get through the phone into playlists, in fact the last time I tried to make a playlist, I couldn't put any mission in them.
You can only put missions in to a playlist if they require 2 or more players. No single player missions, sorry.
 
I have no idea if this was just a glitch but I made $15k on the Martin mission "Check Out Time" twice. All you have to do is assassinate the woman in the car, lose the cops, and go to Martin's house. Boom, you're done.

And why the 🤬 do I always lose deathmatches to little kids? Replace me with any other GTP crew member and the result would be much different.
 
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Not me.
I absolutely suck at any deathmatch.
Even with the auto-aim. Trust me, without it, I've missed people standing right in front of me.

I know what you mean. But hey, shotguns are made for this, right? :lol:
 
Deathmatch? It's my activity with a more favorable ratio than anything else i do.

*Place SomePlayaDude on a non vehicle deathmatch.*

Voice chat simulation results:

WHAT?
AWWH!
WHO'S THAT... THAT.. SOME PLAYA DUDE..
WHERE'D HE KILLED ME?
COME ON!
I SHOT HIM LIKE A BILLION TIMES AND HE KILLED ME!
HACKER!
HOW'D HE DO THAT?!
I ROLLED LIKE THEY SAID AND HE STILL GOT ME!

Not boasting, but deathmatches take practice, and a little creativity.
or you know... train your sneak and use silenced weapons.
 
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