Except you don't. I've owned mine for about
six ten weeks now and done around 2,500 miles. Given my job, almost every one of those miles has been on the way to test some brand new car or other (or many, as was the case yesterday - one of which had four times more cylinders and about six and a half times more capacity). And not once have I climbed into it at the end of the day and thought "oh god, this thing again". I can't stand the thought of owning a boring car, so I don't buy boring cars.
But that's a fantastic example of a blanket statement you've just provided, after claiming you don't make them