GTP Cool Wall: 2005-2006 Hummer H1 Alpha

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2005-2006 Hummer H1 Alpha

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Seriously uncool. More so in recent months.
 
It may very well be excellent at what it does but that does not exempt it from being one of the most Seriously Uncool vehicles ever.
 
Subzero.

It's ridiculous. In most countries it is instantly recognisable and quite exceptional to see (including H2). But, that was never the intention. It doesn't say look at me, you just do.

Beeblebrox237
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But how do we know he owns it? How can we be sure? I'm not sure I even believe he's over 6 ft.
 
It's a Hummer. SU
 
The Alpha with Duramax Diesel, AFAIK, is the most (relatively) fuel-friendly one of the "old school" Hummers.
I'm not a big fan of SUVs, but If I did consider getting one, it would be like THIS. Not like those glamourous Escalades or Infinities.
One of the best (import) vehicles to travel around my Country With No Roads.

Solid Cool. To be SZ, it should be called Humvee and have a TOW AT missile launcher on the roof.
 
"Oh sorry, I didn't see your piece of foreign 🤬 over my freedom." - the person who's going to wreck your car in one.
 
ExigeEvan
But how do we know he owns it? How can we be sure? I'm not sure I even believe he's over 6 ft.
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:lol: Well, I think we can be fairly sure it's his given the number of videos he's shot of it. Like when he used it to "crush" a PT Cruiser. Or when he tried hypermiling it. Or when he took it on a track day.
 
Beeblebrox237
:lol: Well, I think we can be fairly sure it's his given the number of videos he's shot of it. Like when he used it to "crush" a PT Cruiser. Or when he tried hypermiling it. Or when he took it on a track day.
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I was going to bring this up. :lol:
 
@Beeblebrox237 - I forget you young whippersnappers don't know Doug like we know Doug. He's still on here last time I checked, not sure wjat name he goes by these days.
 
ExigeEvan
@Beeblebrox237 - I forget you young whippersnappers don't know Doug like we know Doug. He's still on here last time I checked, not sure wjat name he goes by these days.
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Oh, I knew exactly what you meant. 👍
 
One of the most notorious (if not THE most notorious) gas guzzlers to have ever rolled on the face of the earth. Also, the enormous size is just highly impractical for city driving.

But its unquestionable off-road ability saves it from me giving it an SU. So it gets a borderling Uncool for me.
 
Meh. Nothing really more to say, it's probably a very good off roader.
 
Call me crazy but I think these ones are a pretty solid cool and edge towards Sub Zero.
 
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