Well I reckon the next move for GTP is something contraversial, something dangerous. It doesn't matter what you get in the press for (however bad!), it's the exposure that matters!
Anyone here up for:
1) Getting caught in bed with a politician
2) Getting caught in bed with an animal (see above)
3) Getting caught in a cab with a hooker
4) Hitting a photographer (it doesn't matter who... perhaps a tourist if a reporter can't be found)
5) Streaking at the Queen Mum's funeral
6) Starting you're own cult, moving to Tibet, recruiting loads of teenage students(!?), then blowing yourselves up because the alien Masters behind Jupiter were on their way and had little jars to collect your souls in!
Hey, there's no such thing as bad press!!
