GTPlanet vs. Wham - Thread of the Year!

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I managed to escape disaster. I somehow managed to avoid being Whammed at the dentist office which is a miracle. I thought that I was out, but as I listened to the song that I thought spelled my doom (the pitches were way too close to Wham! so I had to try to hear the song), I realized that it wasn't "Last Christmas." It's a good thing too since I would have bowed out on a technicality if I couldn't hear the song.
 
Wham count: 6

4: Again the college café has a love for wham.
5: Helping decorate the house, Mother decided to blast Christmas music.... it was inevitable.
6: Collage today Christmas music was playing, look to the computer and its the Now Christmas playlist. No escaping that one :lol:
 
RIP me. Whammed! at school. Teacher decided to put some Christmas songs on to get us in the festive mood, and guess what came up first? *sigh*

Whenever someone puts on a playlist for Christmas music, why is it always the first to come on? I can honestly swear multiple people have been Whammed by it being the first song on a playlist... It's like they know that some little internet site on the internet is spending its holiday season avoiding it. Maybe this will become a conspiracy. Maybe Wham is trying to avoid us, but is just really bad at it! Maybe there is a God somewhere, and he really loves Last Christmas! Maybe I should shut up!!
 
Saturday was close. Went to the local game store, they setup a CD player with Christmas songs. Last Christmas was one of them, BUT, it was a cover. Also told my friend, who apparently has gained a RAPID hatred for the song, that this was a thing.
 
Saturday was close. Went to the local game store, they setup a CD player with Christmas songs. Last Christmas was one of them, BUT, it was a cover. Also told my friend, who apparently has gained a RAPID hatred for the song, that this was a thing.


Now that's the friend you want to have right now.
 
RIP me. Whammed! at school. Teacher decided to put some Christmas songs on to get us in the festive mood, and guess what came up first? *sigh*
Whenever someone puts on a playlist for Christmas music, why is it always the first to come on? I can honestly swear multiple people have been Whammed by it being the first song on a playlist... It's like they know that some little internet site on the internet is spending its holiday season avoiding it. Maybe this will become a conspiracy. Maybe Wham is trying to avoid us, but is just really bad at it! Maybe there is a God somewhere, and he really loves Last Christmas! Maybe I should shut up!!
This is how I almost got potentially Whammed once. My chemistry teacher decided to put on some Christmas music one day earlier this month, but she couldn't find the cord for her speaker. However, I can't confirm that Last Christmas was on the playlist.
 
What the hell.

Last Christmas is in 10th place on Spotify in the UK top 100 songs played.

Really?!
 
I thought for sure I'd be Whammed at the bowling alley last Saturday. I was there for a good three hours and Christmas music was playing the whole time. No Last Christmas, not even a cover. At least I think it didn't play, if it did I was focused on other things and blocked it out.
 
One of my balls smells.
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Today folks, I share a ghastly tale of fear, intelligence and outright deceit. I had gathered behind the screen to spend time in Grand Theft Auto with a well known chum, we shall name him "Midget." I'm going to speak normal now, because this is getting far too difficult...

Pretty much, @SVX tried to invite me to a GTA session that had @Daniel in it so they could Wham me (Midget said Wham was already playing when he got in there), but I sent the Midget in there to scout the truth, and he came back with evidence so I just ignored them. Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to change my underwear.
 
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Dodged a bullet today.

In the Outreach Activity I had today, they were playing Christmas music, including Last Christmas.

The Last Christmas was in fact an Ariana Grande cover and not a Wham! Cover.

I'm safe for now.
 
Today folks, I share a ghastly tale of fear, intelligence and outright deceit. I had gathered behind the screen to spend time in Grand Theft Auto with a well known chum, we shall name him "Midget." I'm going to speak normal now, because this is getting far too difficult...

Pretty much, @SVX tried to invite me to a GTA session that had @Daniel in it so they could Wham me (Midget said Wham was already playing when he got in there), but I sent the Midget in there to scout the truth, and he came back with evidence so I just ignored them. Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to change my underwear.
The first sentence sounds like a song we'd write together :lol:
 
Dodged two bullets today.

Heard a cover version while Christmas shopping and an instrumental cover in the grocery.
 
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