Guess Who's Newly Employed! (Apart from Bee)

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My try.
 
Danny you stole my spotlight!! :grumpy:

Congrats! :D:tup:
 
What's so funny about bedrooms? Do you sleep in the kitchen?

Congratulations, Danny. I hope you do well and get (try not to giggle)a raise. :)
 
Do you have to build your own uniform with nothing but an Allen key?
 
Casio
Do you have to build your own uniform with nothing but an Allen key?
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That's the reason why I like Ikea so much

Congrats danny 👍




Ciao!
 
I have an interview today so perhaps we will be seeing another new job thread soon?:p At comet (electrical store for those who dont know, discount 360s anyone?:D)

Congrats on the job Danny, Ikea certainly sounds like a good lpace to work.
 
Nice one Mr Beat 👍

I often go to IKEA in Leeds, its not far from the 'in-laws' - i'll keep an eye out for you next time i visit ;)
 
ultrabeat
I have a job in Ikea Leeds!

Ok, so first we filled out application forms online.
Then since my application was succesful, they invited me to an induction day last Tuesday, filled with tests and team-building exercises.

Oddly, we were all secretly graded on our test results and team building results, and the pass score was 60%.

I was rang about 20 minutes ago and told that I'd passed with a score of 84%!
I was given some details about an introduction weekend this weekend.

I'll be working in the (try not to giggle like I did) Bedroom Department.
Anyone need beds?:scared:
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Yeah congrats indeed.
Ikea ha? so like can you get me a discount on a bedroom set??:dopey:
 
Ashley.
I have an interview today so perhaps we will be seeing another new job thread soon?:p At comet (electrical store for those who dont know, discount 360s anyone?:D)

Congrats on the job Danny, Ikea certainly sounds like a good lpace to work.
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I did my work experience at Comet.

The promised me a job but nevber delivered.👎

Good luck though!

You realise that if you, Bee, Evan and myself are employed, the posts-per-day of the whole of GTP would be slashed!
 
TheCracker
Nice one Mr Beat 👍

I often go to IKEA in Leeds, its not far from the 'in-laws' - i'll keep an eye out for you next time i visit ;)
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Wednesdays 6pm-10pm
Sundays 11am-3pm
Bedroom department.

Be there, or be a quadrilateral!


Edit: And no free furniture, guys!:D
 
TheCracker
Will you turn a blind eye to GTP members pocketing votives?
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Would a votive fit in your pocket?

**as he tries to hide the fact that he doesn't know what a votive is.**
 
Actually i ment to say tea-light. Not that i'm a candle geek or anything ;)
 
TheCracker
Actually i ment to say tea-light. Not that i'm a candle geek or anything ;)
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Aaah, OK. Make sure you put it out before pocketing one then.
 
TheCracker
Will you turn a blind eye to GTP members pocketing votives?
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Huh? Ok then, free idiotically named furniture for all!

daan
Aaah, OK. Make sure you put it out before pocketing one then.
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...lest hilarity ensues...
 
Nice one Danny...! Well done, and I hope you enjoy the job.

Now, back to my Ike And Tina Turner CD...
 
Ashley.
I have an interview today so perhaps we will be seeing another new job thread soon? At comet (electrical store for those who dont know, discount 360s anyone?)
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Forget discount 360's, discount PS3's and HD-LCD TV's is what I'm interested in ;).
 
ultrabeat
Huh? Ok then, free idiotically named furniture for all!
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In that case, sign me up for an Armoire.

Touring Mars
Nice one Danny...! Well done, and I hope you enjoy the job.

Now, back to my Ike And Tina Turner CD...
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Oh, no you didn'...

Yep, he did.
 
ultrabeat
Huh? Ok then, free idiotically named furniture for all!
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Everything at Ikea has a silly sounding name if your British, does that mean everything is free?

:)

Scaff
 
Congrats, Danny! :cheers:

Won't be long until it's my turn...
 
Yeh, the names are all in Ikean...

They have some great stuff in there though... I saw a few stripas last time, saw someone with a nice pair of these and in the recreation zone at the end, I even saw a film starring Edward Woodward and Christopher Lee...

Chris
 
I know, I am thoroughly ashamed of myself for that one... :sly:

I'd reckon IKEA was a cool place to work, plenty of experience of dealing with people - which is really important and looks really good on a CV.

ultrabeat
Edit: And no free furniture, guys!
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Boooo!
 
Touring Mars
Yeh, the names are all in Ikean...

They have some great stuff in there though... I saw a few stripas last time, saw someone with a nice pair of these and in the recreation zone at the end, I even saw a film starring Edward Woodward and Christopher Lee...

Chris
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Stop it, or you'll be left on your.
 
I suppose it is, but I don't get the film reference. I just have to assume it's groanworthy...
 
ultrabeat
Wednesdays 6pm-10pm
Sundays 11am-3pm
Bedroom department.

Be there, or be a quadrilateral!
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Those are pretty much the hours I hope to work in Tesco, if I get the job. So yeah GTP posts will be dramatically down on Wednesdays and Sundays :lol:

Oh and Danny,, Vicka Manne... Wicker Man....

P.s. Sadly the Tesco 'tars didn't come out too great :(, I'll stick with my MSPaint one for now.
 
A mission for those who wish to accept it.

1) Go to Leeds Ikea on a Sunday afternoon
2) Go to the bedrooms depratment
3) Yell "Ultrabeat" at the top of your voice
4) Kid on it wasn't you and try not to giggle
 
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