Ha, I learnt a new party trick today.

[Stinky Chicken]

I learnt that I can suck a fragment of a Twistie up my nose and have it come out my mouth.

Anyone else got any smooth party tricks?

 

[Cap'n Jack]

Jared, today you are a god.

I can do nothing. I've always wanted to put something in my nose and make it come out my mouth though.

 

[Omnis]

rainbow parties?

 

[Stinky Chicken]

rainbow parties?

Eh?

 

[Duke]

My wife can tie a maraschino cherry stem (you know, like from a drink) in a knot in her mouth.

 

[sn00pie]

My wife can tie a maraschino cherry stem (you know, like from a drink) in a knot in her mouth.

Lucky man.

 

[Ten]

Pfft. I can knot Twizzlers and some other random cute things myself. 👍

 

[Stinky Chicken]

My wife can tie a maraschino cherry stem (you know, like from a drink) in a knot in her mouth.

Are you sure she's not an alien or something? Like, some form of creature from some place far away that has a little man in her throat that reaches up and ties the knot when her mouth's closed?

 

[TwinTurboJay]

My wife can tie a maraschino cherry stem (you know, like from a drink) in a knot in her mouth.

You know...that little trick would come in handy in so many other ways....for example,

(1) when fishing, she could tie your line to lures quick easily...

(2) if someone takes your family hostage, and ties your hands infront of you, she could reverse the method and untie you with her mouth....( as long as the hostage takers didn't tape your mouths

(3) if she ever loses her arms ( god forbid ) she would not have to switch to velcro shoes...( fashion faux pas )

(4) and of course, the last one that everyone thought of first.......................








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TURN REGULAR STRAWS INTO CRAZY STRAWS !!!! Wooo Hoooo

 

[Stinky Chicken]

You were supposed to list a neat party trick Jay!

 

[TwinTurboJay]

Oh, sorry, the whole knot in a cherry stem got me flustered....lol

ok, party trick....see I never had to resort to party tricks for attention, I had a buddy that would do the licorice up the nose and out the mouth trick...I think if I had to, I would resort the the tried tested and true...." Got Your Nose" trick. People on acid fall for that one so fast !!!



Good times.......

 

[Stinky Chicken]

Oh, sorry, the whole knot in a cherry stem got me flustered....lol

ok, party trick....see I never had to resort to party tricks for attention, I had a buddy that would do the licorice up the nose and out the mouth trick...I think if I had to, I would resort the the tried tested and true...." Got Your Nose" trick. People on acid fall for that one so fast !!!



Good times.......

You people still do acid?

No one does party tricks for attention, on the other hand because they find it amusing and it makes the other people go "Ewww! Oh my God, yuck! Gross!" etc etc.

Well my Twisty trick does anyway.

 

[Danny]

I can dislocate both arms (at the shoulder) and legs at the same time

 

[ExigeEvan]

I'm have to party tricks....

But I know a different version of your trick Jared, and it uses a contraceptive device.

 

[Stinky Chicken]

Elaborate Evan.

 

[Div is back]

Twist my arm 540 degrees, it hurts.

 

[PublicSecrecy]

I can wiggle each ear simultaneously, make my tongue go into a U or a "butterfly", raise and lower each eyebrow simultaneuosly, flare and wiggle each nostril simultaneously, and pat my head & rub my stomache. All at once. another good one that I've gotten quite used to, is drinking 4L of coke, jumping on a bed, burping, and falling unconscious. It's so fun.

 

[240Z]

You people are freaks.

All I do is go "unce-unce-unce" and drink vast quantities of caffiene. It irritates people, mostly.

 

[Gil]

My best party trick is be "designated driver".
I have never learned to really like the taste of most alcohol. So it isn't really a burden to me not to drink.
Though, I used to like Moosehead beer, and I still like Jack & Coke. But I really can take it or leave it.

 

[Ev0]

My best party trick is be "designated driver".
I have never learned to really like the taste of most alcohol. So it isn't really a burden to me not to drink.
Though, I used to like Moosehead beer, and I still like Jack & Coke. But I really can take it or leave it.

I have a feeling that is going to become my number one party trick once I get to university (I'm not too crazy about alcoholic beverages, although I do enjoy the occassional beer). I'm pretty useless for party tricks.

 

[Klostrophobic]

My uncle taught me how to swallow an entire banana whole at one of his "parties".

It's an impressive feat that very few people understand and so many people appreciate.

 

[Event]

My uncle taught me how to swallow an entire banana whole at one of his "parties".

It's an impressive feat that very few people understand and so many people appreciate.

I tried that once. I almost choked to death.

I have the wonderful talent to kill parties whenever I get there!

 

[DRIFT4EVA]

My uncle taught me how to swallow an entire banana whole at one of his "parties".

It's an impressive feat that very few people understand and so many people appreciate.

Why is that not a good thing to get into?!?!?!?!

 

[Ten]

My uncle taught me how to swallow an entire banana whole at one of his "parties".

It's an impressive feat that very few people understand and so many people appreciate.

Are you free this saturday night?

Kidding.

 

[ND4SPD]

My uncle taught me how to swallow an entire banana whole at one of his "parties".

It's an impressive feat that very few people understand and so many people appreciate.

I had a friend who tried that.......Let her R.I.P.................................

 

[Gil]

I have a feeling that is going to become my number one party trick once I get to university (I'm not too crazy about alcoholic beverages, although I do enjoy the occassional beer). I'm pretty useless for party tricks.

I also know how to flip two paper clips off of a dollar bill so that they land touching each other. Wins me much money.