Halloween?

[Omnis]

What're you guys doing? I'm sitting here, having missed 2 days of school, being a complete loser. How depressing.

Hopefully you all are having a lot more fun. Happy Halloween.

 

[Evolution.]

Halloween is for wankers.

Christmas and Thanksgiving is where it's at baby!

 

[RICHARDO]

Halloween is for kids who don't have to worry about sugar intake. I don't like candy, and my friends are lazy, so we can't trash anything either.

 

[WallRunner]

I'm gonna be an alien tourist, and have a hayride on my cousins 4-Wheeler.

From,
Chris.

 

[Famine]

Hallowe'en is the dumbest thing evAh.

"Give us sweets or we'll damage your property."

Yeah. Great life lesson there for your kids.

 

[TB]

Last year my wife handed out applesauce cups before I got home with the candy. We thought for sure we were gonna get egged.

 

[Lee]

Ah someone stamped on our pumpkin and lobbed it at our door this year, no suprise really..

What was the suprising was the rate my dad flew out of the house chasing the ****ers down.

 

[TopHat]

I really didn't do much this All Hallows Eve... Eve

This was my last year Trick or Treating, I just turned 13... I've been relegated to handing out the syrin..... I mean candy.

 

[OZZYGT]

Hallowe'en is the dumbest thing evAh.

Custom party + booze + hooking up with 2 sexy babes dressed up as playboy bunnies = Halloween. Fo' Da Weeeeeen






Ciao!

 

[Sage]

There are a lot of haunted houses that are going to be set up on campus tonight (free!), but I have a Chem quiz tomorrow morning. Poo poo poo.

 

[3-Wheel Drive]

Ah someone stamped on our pumpkin and lobbed it at our door this year, no suprise really..

What was the suprising was the rate my dad flew out of the house chasing the ****ers down.

I've heard lubing your lantern up with Vasoline is a pretty good theft/tamper detterent. Also helps keep it from rotting as quickly.

 

[TopHat]

I put barbed wire on my pumpkin last year, that worked pretty well too. I found shreads of pants on it !

 

[DuckRacer]

Meh, Halloween is boring now. I made a few good memories with it, but walking around a neighborhood having a bunch of grumpy people hand out cheap candy isn't my cup of tea. Going to Target and buying a whole bag of bite-sized Snickers bars, however, is.

Of course, we'll still hand out cand... no, cheap snacks (crackers with cheese ftw).

 

[ND4SPD]

I put barbed wire on my pumpkin last year, that worked pretty well too. I found shreads of pants on it !

Thats a pretty sick idea. I should do that next time.

 

[Evolution.]

Coat it in axle grease. I guarantee nobody will touch it then. That stuff is near impossible to get off your hands and is slippery as hell.

 

[OZZYGT]

Coat it in axle grease. I guarantee nobody will touch it then. That stuff is near impossible to get off your hands and is slippery as hell.

Stop lying, you know you just came back from trick or treatin'





Ciao!

 

[SRV2LOW4ME]

Halloween is the only day that you can answer a girls question of "How do I look?" with the word "slutty" and not get slapped.

I have to work tonight, so i'm not doing anything special this year. In the past i've gone out partying at the bars just to see the girls in their underwear and bunny ears, but sadly i've been "domesticated" or whatever my girlfriend calls it.

 

[Evolution.]

Stop lying, you know you just came back from trick or treatin'





Ciao!

Actually, no. Our trick-or-treat night was last weekend (Friday). I just hid under my mom's Mazda and scared the crap out of kids trying to take candy from our bowl. Only 3 people of about 60 had the balls to grab the candy

 

[Solid Lifters]

It's just now getting dark, and I'm just about to go hide in my bushes and shoot potential TP'ers with the garden hose. I'm wearing my turkey hunting outfit, so it looks like I'm in a costume instead of some nut-job hiding in his bushes. I also have a giant bag of "Fun Size" Snickers I'll use to snack on and to pass out to all Trick or Treaters who spot me. Though, almost nobody comes here to trick or treat, so business might be a little slow tonight.

The wife and boys went to a party.

 

[Evolution.]

Sounds fun Solid. Although I find that Airsoft guns work better. My parents actually gave me full permission to unload on TP'ers. Only had 1 come by, and they saw the gun and ran off.

I live to scare people on Halloween.

 

[Solid Lifters]

Sounds fun Solid. Although I find that Airsoft guns work better. My parents actually gave me full permission to unload on TP'ers. Only had 1 come by, and they saw the gun and ran off.

I live to scare people on Halloween.

I'd like to use a pellet rifle, but brandishing a toy gun or a pellet rifle here in SoCal is an arrestable offense. Brandishing a simulated firearm, what a crock.

 

[Omnis]

Well, I actually wound up going to my uncle's house. He made australian porterhouse lambchops. ...I had 6 of them.

Anyway, I handed out candy to the kids, and, since I haven't shaved in like a week, I looked plenty scary. I had a total huge-nerd-meets-hot-chicks moment when the girls next door (to my uncle's house, literally. I've known them for years. Used to play with them when we were little (let's drive barbie's car off the sofa!)) came to the door. So, I gave them a hug and went back into the house (should've invited them in. Duh.) and I didn't realize I was carrying the huge candy bowl across the house until I was back in the kitchen. I need to work on that.

It's funny how you can determine character among the kids who trick-or-treat. It's easy to see how well the parents have taught them manners and stuff. I had a group of nice little kids in star wars costumes come with their parents (they got candy AND high-fives), and I had a soldier-kid who couldn't make up his mind over which candy he wanted. He was alone with his mom, so I gave him free choice. Of course, his mom wouldn't shut up about how he should hurry up and choose and etc. No wonder the kid is shy... she makes all his decisions for him. Then, I had the grabbers. Oh boy, I had this one little girl-- I gave her her candy and then she saw what was in the bowl while I offered to her much shorter brother and she just started snatching like a fiend. "Can I have a skittles?" I gave her a skittles. She sees one Jolly Rancher. "I love Jolly Ranchers!" She digs through my candy and snatches almost every jolly rancher in there. I had to restrain the pimp hand from striking with fury. Those were MY jolly ranchers, damn it.

The joys of Halloween...

 

[3-Wheel Drive]

Didn't trick-or-treat this time. I just answered the door with a hockey mask while weilding a scimitar . Although, most people were more focused on my decor. I had a chalk outline sprawled across my porch, complete the a blood pool, bloddy footprints leading away from it, empty cartridge casings on the ground, and some blood splatter on the window of the door. It was a last minute thing a came up with earlier in the afternoon, but apparently my "crime scene" was a big hit. I'll try to post a picture tomorrow if it's still in good shape.

It looks pretty real.

 

[WallRunner]

I went to the neighborhood across the street and my Nana's house, I have a Wal-Fart () bag full.

From,
Chris.

 

[Omnis]

Here's my friend in full-effect:

 

[Sureboss]

None came round last night which is good.

What's worse Jehovah Witnesses or kids dressed like something out of Chers closet?

 

[Slick Rick]

Halloween was wicked yesterday. Only 2 people came to our house and i got rid of some old birthday cake lying around in the fridge LOL!!

 

[ExigeEvan]

Halloween was wicked yesterday. Only 2 people came to our house and i got rid of some old birthday cake lying around in the fridge LOL!!

We usually hand out chocolate left over from Xmas. Yum, 10 month old chocolate coins.


No trick or treaters this year, take it there'll be no need for a paintball gun next year

 

[DuckRacer]

Here's my friend in full-effect:

Please don't tell me you went in that.

 

[WallRunner]

No, His Friend Did.

People loved my costume.

From,
Chris.