Happy Birthday, Alex.. VANDENAL, whatever in the hell you would like to be called. Have fun doing whatever you do (I honestly don't know). See friends, open some presents, eat cakes, heh. I know this post doesn't sound very generous, and I'm just being absurd.
So, Happeh Birthdeh! Go have fun with all the gifts you get, and not going to school, etc.! You're a great friend of mine, although I don't recall how we even met! I hope you get struck from lightning out of the blue, in the lucky, great way (Metaphor) ! Have fun as you're now coming off the age to learn to pilot a piece of metal shaped nicely, with wheels, an engine, and some other stuff! Just have a good time, don't be depressed on a birthday! Spend time with enjoyment, you mustn't let this day go to the waste, in that dumpster, not even a part! So, as I say once more, enjoy it you. . . Tall, 16 year old kid!
Ryou,
An odd friend