Happy Birthday To...

[SRV2LOW4ME]

Drunk Jack is back ya'll!

Happy Birthday kid, hopefully ya got something other then a hangover to tell us about when ya wake up.

 

[Cap'n Jack]

We hads fairy bread! Sorryu for my gramma and all
I'm drunk!
I hooked up with Alana twice! You don't evben know hwr! Sorry again! My best birthdfay since my super hero birthdfay where my uncle came as Batman and made me cry!
Love ypou all! You're all sweet as! Bye!

Lmao!
Oh god, I can't believe I posted that!

 

[ferrari_chris]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! (sorry, it's a little late )

 

[a6m5]

Happy Birthday! Hope you are feeling better!

 

[Wenders]

The party pics

 

[Vonie]

Looks like it was fun. Yeah, something like that.


Happy late birthday!

 

[Cap'n Jack]

Oh, the reason why some of the people have little clothes on in a few pictures is because of England and their goal scoring-off-ige.

 

[Wenders]

Oh, the reason why some of the people have little clothes on in a few pictures is because of England and their goal scoring-off-ige.

And what was your excuse for the nudey run down the street, you weren't even watching the football.

 

[Blake]

…what is it with you Jack? I mean it’s bad enough, but infront of your mother!?

 

[ferrari_chris]

…what is it with you Jack? I mean it’s bad enough, but infront of your mother!?

It's nothing she ain't seen before.

But it's still ...

 

[Cap'n Jack]

I have no idea. Naked runs are like a tradition now for me and my friends, I guess.

 

[ExigeEvan]

LMAO sounds like an awesome party Jack 👍

I hooked up with Alana twice! You don't evben know hwr! Sorry again!

That bit just made me laugh

 

[911_Carrera]

Which one is Alana in the pics?

 

[ExigeEvan]

Her?

 

[Gen.]

Now that's a bogan party 👍

 

[Cap'n Jack]

Yes, her, Evan. Turned out to be 5 times now.
I apprently kept going out to mum and saying "5 times now!" and she'd say "Hooking up with Alana?" and I'd then reply with "HOW DO YOU KNOW!?"

 

[ExigeEvan]

Your mum sounds awesome.

 

[Wenders]

Your mum sounds awesome.

I am awesome!