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Author's noteHashiriya Volume 3 isn't told from Hiroto's perspective, but rather someone that he knows quite well.
Also, once a GT5 Race Reports sub-forum opens, I will move this thread there.
Chapter 1 - Intro
Date: 3rd of April, 2011
Location: Tokyo, Japan
Date: 3rd of April, 2011
Location: Tokyo, Japan
“Oh, here it is, 171st Street. Block number 4.”
So, here I am. My new home for the next four years. I walked up to the intercom at the front door, and look for the “Oka-Nomura” nameplate. I pressed the buzzer on the intercom.
In an apartment a dozen or so floors above, two bespectacled 20-somethings stood around a desk with a computer screen on it.
"So...Seiichi...how would you describe her hair?" asked the thinner of the pair.
"I hope she's not German..." said his overweight friend. "I wouldn't describe her hair's colour as 'Yoko Rittona red'." He then waddled over to the intercom, and pressed the buzzer. “Who is this?”
“The new roommate.”
“Oh, right. I just got suspicious when I saw a beautiful girl like you come here.”
“How did you…”
Then I spot a little red dot in the corner of the porch.
“Oh, you 🤬 pervert!”
I hear another voice. It’s high-pitched, but it’s also a man’s.
“Sorry, you must excuse my roommate.”
“He’s a pervert! He probably logs onto other people’s internet connections to look up porn!”
The wheezy-voiced guy speaks up again.
“If we said we had a job for you, would you forget about the surveillance cam?”
“What kind of job?”
“Running basic errands. Getting coffee, doughnuts, fast food, Coke-”
“Cocaine?”
The wheezy-voiced guy laughs almost to the point of breathlessness.
“We’re too smart to use cocaine,” jokes the high-pitched guy.
“So, basic errands for you guys. How much does it pay?”
“After tax and deductions for rent, 45,000 yen a week.”
“AFTER TAX?!”
“And deductions for rent. We run a pretty successful company.”
“Right…which floor are you guys on?”
“7th.”
“Can any of you guys help me with my stuff?”
“Sure, I can. Seiichi is a bit of a recluse. Plus 160 kilos (352lbs) of fat jiggling while going downstairs is not a pretty sight.”
After a few minutes, the high-pitched guy emerges. He’s really skinny and his jawbones stick out. He looks like he weighs between 60 and 65 kilos (132-143lbs). He has short hair, which has probably never heard of hair gel. He is neither fat nor muscular.
The skinny guy has an astonished look on his face.
“Whoah…an S15...”
“Are you impressed?” I ask.
“Uh…does the Pope hate children?”
“Is that a rhetorical question?”
The look he gives me is facepalm-implying. It creates an awkward silence. I open the boot. He inspects it for about 15 seconds.
“I see you like CSI and modern pop-rock music.”
“Wait…Paramore and 30 Seconds To Mars are ‘pop-rock’? Why?”
“Because, they try to cater for the mass market.”
“Whatever. And what kind of music do you like?”
“Daft Punk, The Prodigy, Pendulum…”
“Electronic crap.”
“I can say the same thing about your favourite music, only to replace ‘electronic’ with ‘emo’, but I’m not the vindictive type unless you do something to annoy me. And my way of achieving vengeance is not through petty insults.”
“How do you do it?”
“Let’s just say that my methods are frowned upon.”
“Just give me a clue!”
“Can we please stop talking about this?” asked the high-pitched guy in a voice that reeked of desperation.
“Hey, if you seek vengeance against people who are the 🤬 stain on the pants of the society, I’m with you on that. My brother managed to do just that.”
“How?”
“He tracked down his ex-ex-girlfriend-”
“Ex-ex-girlfriend?”
“Well, she was once his ex-girlfriend, and they got back together.”
“Okay, and what happened next?”
“Well, he faced all of these team-mates of the guy who kidnapped her.”
“Team-mates?”
“She was kidnapped by a racing driver.”
“Was that racing driver…Miki Watanabe?”
“Yes.”
“The ‘Mob Racer’? That guy?”
“Yeah. Long story short, he shoots himself-”
“Seppuku?”
“No. By accident, thinking there’s a blockage in the gun barrel.”
“Whoah. That’s 🤬 up.”
“So, can you help me with these boxes?”
“Sure, I just hope you don’t mind having to make 2 trips.”
“2 trips?”
“I wouldn’t recommend carrying these boxes two at a time."
“Why?”
“Just in case you slip. You gotta think about all of these potential possibilities.”
“Is this why you look like someone who thinks a gym is someone from an English-speaking country? Are you too scared that you might drop some weights while on a weightlifting bench and choke to death?”
The high-pitched guy giggles.
"You seem to have very morbid thoughts..."
After returning from my second trip to the car, I collapsed on the couch which was a few metres or so away from the door. I fall asleep.
I open my eyes slowly. The light is blinding. I hear traffic. I smell toast. A fat guy puts a plate with four slices of buttered toast on the coffee table about half a metre away from the couch. Under the coffee table was a Wii Fit board. There’s a Thrustmaster steering wheel attached to a stand next to the coffee table in front of a car seat, most likely from a cheap Suzuki or Daihatsu. In front of the seat was a 26” HD TV. On the wall opposite to the couch, there’s another flatscreen TV, a 50” Sony Bravia 3D TV, with a PS3, an Xbox and a Wii (my brother Kenji would kill for one of those) nearby. The TV is between a set of shelves on each side of it. The shelves are lined with an array of thick books, most of which I can see are related to computers. The books are arranged according to genre (have these guys any lives at all?). In a corner, next to a door, was another bookshelf. However, this one lined with video games, DVDs and CDs, again organised by genre.
“Eat up,” said the fat guy.
“Are you getting some sort of pleasure out of watching me eat toast?”
“No…I get a pleasure out of eating toast, not watching others it.”
I gobble down the toast quickly.
“So,” I ask, “what’s your name?”
“Seiichi. Yours?”
“Miyu.”
“Pleasure to meet you.”
The high-pitched guy emerges out of the door next to the bookshelf in the corner.
“Has Daisuke introduced himself to you yet?”
“And Daisuke is…”
The high-pitched guy said, “Me. I’m Daisuke.”
“Daisuke,” the fat guy then pointed at me, “this is Miyu.”
“Well, Miyu, eat that quick. We have jobs to go to.”
“And get dressed,” added Seiichi, the fat guy.
“I am dressed.”
“In tracksuit pants and an oversized black t-shirt.”
“Whatever. You guys hired me.”
“And we can fire you.”
“For wearing clothes which don’t cost tens of thousands of yen?”
“No, for inappropriate behaviour, like showing up drunk for work, accessing 'inappropriate material' on the computers, etc.”
“Besides,” said Seiichi, “we don’t wear uniforms, but we don‘t like wearing the same outfit two days in a row.”
I heed their advice, and change into clothes that don’t smell of sweat.
"Our Vitz awaits!" declared Seiichi.
Oh boy.
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