Help me get revenge please :(

[Roxy2]

My friend was text bombing my phone soo much it crashed and I lost lots of data :'(

Is there anyway to lag out his phone, crash his phone or just annoy him alot he has a blackberry
And I have an iPhone please help :'(

 

[Bopop4]

How many life sentences are you willing to receive?
Edit: Or you could just hide his phone from him...

 

[Alex.]

Yes. Go and put it in every possible survey, signup form and registration you can.

 

[AMCNUT]

He has a Blackberry - that's punishment enough!

Nah, I jest - I like Blackberry, which is good because I own one! But as to how to crash one - I've never tried. Maybe just send lots of texts to annoy him or something, or try to hide his phone somewhere? Besiege his phone so that he can't effectively use it because of all your texts!

How dedicated are you to revenge?

 

[Coxis]

Want revenge? Truly want revenge? Steal his phone and say absolutely nothing about it. Sell it, or if you're really feeling disturbed, steal his phone and smash it into the ground in front of him at a later date.

 

[Bopop4]

Get a destroyed/non-working Blackberry.
Bring him over to your house.
Have a ice cream tub or something about he same size filled with 1 cm of gas and some paper/sticks.
Do some awesome revenge speech while smoking a cigar.
At the end, throw fake Blackberry into tub and then flick in cigar.

 

[RacecarBMW]

A funny thing to do would be to change all his contacts names to something else like famous people or characters, or switch up the names already in his contacts that will lead to some funny conversations. That will screw him up for a while but you will need access to his phone somehow.

 

[Roxy2]

He has a Blackberry - that's punishment enough!

Nah, I jest - I like Blackberry, which is good because I own one! But as to how to crash one - I've never tried. Maybe just send lots of texts to annoy him or something, or try to hide his phone somewhere? Besiege his phone so that he can't effectively use it because of all your texts!

How dedicated are you to revenge?

Very dedicated he's a ****

 

[Danoff]

Seduce his girlfriend.

 

[thechosenwonton]

microwave

 

[Bopop4]

Wait, is he your friend or acquaintance?
It's hammertime!

 

[GTMail]

Change his phone language to Chinese!

 

[Azuremen]

Seduce his girlfriend.

This.

Then take his phone and switch his mother's number with his girlfriend's.

 

[Tesla]

Phone language to Russian (there are alot of people who can read Chinese), change all the numbers of his contacts into his mum's number, get his mum's number and send her a message saying something incriminating about him, change his screenlocks, post statuses and messages on Facebook from his phone (most people leave themselves logged in), factory reset, or take out the vowels from his keyboard on his phone (if there is one).

 

[gt5fanatec]

Set a password on it of you can. But when you set a password just randomly type so no one knows what it is. Lol

 

[E28]

Phone language to Russian (there are alot of people who can read Chinese), change all the numbers of his contacts into his mum's number, get his mum's number and send her a message saying something incriminating about him, change his screenlocks, post statuses and messages on Facebook from his phone (most people leave themselves logged in), factory reset, or take out the vowels from his keyboard on his phone (if there is one).

I'm pretty sure of someone gets kicks out of text bombing other's phones, they won't be able to read Chinese.

And OP, the switch his girlfriends with his mum's number is a good idea, or maybe delete random stuff and change his phone language.

 

[White & Nerdy]

Two words... Cat Facts.

 

[Moglet]

Get better friends? Not a single one of my friends would ever do that because I don't tend to hang around with jerks.

 

[Danoff]

Get better friends? Not a single one of my friends would ever do that because I don't tend to hang around with jerks.

Yea, I have to agree. Nobody I associate with would do that.

 

[Bopop4]

Two words... Cat Facts.

You could put some tape over his car license plate to make all of the characters "0"s (same colour tape). Do it at the back so that he doesn't notice and wait for him to do a bit of explaining to the police.

 

[TB]

Exhibit A:

You will not behave in an abusive and/or hateful manner, and will not harass, threaten, nor attack any individual or any group.

No further questions, your honor.