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-Single wiper conversion kit

-6 gauges running up the A-pillar for a non-existant turbo

-Clear tail lights

-Front windshield banner

-Neons

-An ugly girl to stand next to it for when you are hanging out at Tim Hortons with your pals

-"performance" racing pedals, includeing clutch pedal for your automatic car

-Roof spoiler

-Blinking valve covers on your tires

-Any colored fluorescent $60 "mushroom" CAI

-Non functional Ram-air hood

-GT-R badging

-5" exhaust

-Green window tint

-5 15" subs

-Take some chalk and write an impressive dial in time of 17 seconds on the back window to impress your friends.

-NOS stickers

-Nitress eXpress system

-Goodyear "slicks"

-19" "racing" rims

-"Angel eyes" headlights

-Front bumper designed to house an intercooler, but minus the intercooler and leave the cool looking big space

-Hoodpins

-More fog lights

-Clear fuel cap

-Shaved antenna

-Lambo door conversion

-Racing harness

-Small fire extinguisher

-M3 style mirrors

-"performance" novelty horn

What am I missing?
 
37 different non related tuning company stickers on the door. All the better for being for a totally different make i.e Nismo or TRD.
 
I -love- the sticker picture, that is halarious. Too bad I can actually see it happening! I saw a 89 Accord driving around with about 400 Trolls Super Glued to to outside of it. Looked "OMG" funny.:lol:
 
Originally posted by Rumple Foreskin
-Single wiper conversion kit

-Clear tail lights

-Front windshield banner

-Neons

-Roof spoiler

-Non functional Ram-air hood

-5" exhaust

-Green window tint

-5 15" subs

-Take some chalk and write an impressive dial in time of 17 seconds on the back window to impress your friends.

-Nos stickers

-Racing harness

-Small fire extinguisher....

What am I missing?

sounds like some drag racer ricer with those mods....
 
Originally posted by mr_pushrod
37 different non related tuning company stickers on the door. All the better for being for a totally different make i.e Nismo or TRD.

why would u use Nismo or TRD on a civic???? its a honda...
 
uh i'd sell it buy a real car.....unless youre want to be laughed at when you try to "street race" or drag. lol my advice is to sell it or used the money you got left over to pay someone to take it
 
Seriously I don't know why people buy Civics. They look good only if they are behind you and going their top-speed of like 6. They suck dude.
Get a new car and if you want something to rice, save yourself and don't make it a Civic.
 
my teacher has a civic and everyone in my class (almost) thinks it's the best car in the world but then again i try to explain skylines, silvias, even ae86s could beat it and they still praise civic
 
Originally posted by 240Z freak
The sheer idiocy of you being unable to comprehend that as a joke is actually funnier than the joke itself.

THe sheer idocy of u taking anything any more seriously and thing that you can use use intellect to make me seem that your smarter then.... u are surelly wrong
 
Originally posted by DrIft ProJeCt R
THe sheer idocy of u taking anything any more seriously and thing that you can use use intellect to make me seem that your smarter then.... u are surelly wrong

Ahahaha, ok, stop posting now.

Please, you're killing me here. :lol:
 
Originally posted by DrIft ProJeCt R
THe sheer idocy of u taking anything any more seriously and thing that you can use use intellect to make me seem that your smarter then.... u are surelly wrong

What? You do realise that posts like this just make you look worse. Please, please just follow Rumple's advice.
 
"Arguing on the internet is like running track in the Special Olympics... Even if you -do- win, your -still- retarted."

I think that statement really sum's up this chatter.
 
Originally posted by phatbrotha
i just bought a new 04 civic ex coupe and i got alil over 7gs left what should i buy for my car

If the car is okay, why void the warranty?
Bank the 7,000 and let it draw interest.
Or send it to me for guitar purchases.:D

Seriously, you can buy some serious I.C.E. with 7 grand.
If the car has a CD player already, bank the cash.
It may come in handy for something else important.
Plus, if it is in some way "invested" it won't be "burning a hole in your pocket".
 
Originally posted by drifter7
my teacher has a civic and everyone in my class (almost) thinks it's the best car in the world but then again i try to explain skylines, silvias, even ae86s could beat it and they still praise civic

WORD! He should sell the Civic and get an '86 Corolla. That wouldn't get him laughed at. Or maybe he should stroll down to the Nissan dealership and buy a Silvia or a Skyline???

Seriously, do as Gil said and put the money away. Or, put most of it away and buy a nice head unit and maybe some speakers if music is your thing. If you really want to race, try some bracket racing at your local drag strip (the real one, not the one in the industrial park).
 
If he really wants to impress people, he should get an awesome sound system. A good exhaust and chip wont void a warranty either (most of the time). But IMO unless it's an Si, there is no reason to try and make a civic go fast.
 
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