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otakukid96
We do something called necking. All it really it really is that when someone says something dumb without thinking, if they don't say 'no neck' in a certain amount of time, someone slaps them in the back of the neck kind of hard.
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This is a very common practice at my school. In class, if someone answers a question wrong, the person sitting behind that person necks them. If they don't neck that person, the person that's supposed to neck the person in front of him/her gets necked :lol: It makes everyone pretty much pay attention in class.
 
In my school we had a thing called hardies going around. If you said something stupid you got hardies. You would bang your hand against their head two times and snap two times (all in one motion). I only got it once for saying something kind of stupid but countless times I got it for no reason.

Then we had open necking almost like cnd and otakukid but we did it if your neck was open. If you are wearing a t-shirt then you had to cover your neck at any time. It got to the point where people would get running starts before they smack you.

Now, me and my friends are trying to start the Dolphin. you pull the back of a person's shirt and say dolphin (it makes a fin when you do it).

I really do hate my school trends some times because most of the time someone gets hurt.
 
polarbear345
Seems like we're old school up here in the 'burgh!

We pants people, and break meter sticks on each others asses....
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Yeah, some good stuff there.
It's fun when your friend sprays you with silly string and then you chase after him, wrestle him to the ground, and unload the can into his face.
The teacher wasn't too pissed though. :lol:
 
Bopop4
Yeah, some good stuff there.
It's fun when your friend sprays you with silly string and then you chase after him, wrestle him to the ground, and unload the can into his face.
The teacher wasn't too pissed though. :lol:
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Physics teacher was pretty pissed when he saw 7 meter sticks split in half in the back of the room and everyone taking pictures of the red marks on each others bottoms xD
 
LMAO.
You should've seen one of the shop teachers the time when he was away with a sub in his place. I was painting in the paint booth, and some kids were lighting stuff on fire. :rolleyes:
Small sponge fire spreads to a can of varsol and they try to put it out with a shop towel, which lights on fire, they put some more stuff on that proceeds to light on fire as well.

I got the extinguisher and put it out, and when the normal teacher came back apparently he was :censored:ing furious. (I wasn't in that particular shop class.) I walked in to repaint my pieces a few days later an he was still pissed. :lol:
 
Bopop4
LMAO.
You should've seen one of the shop teachers the time when he was away with a sub in his place. I was painting in the paint booth, and some kids were lighting stuff on fire. :rolleyes:
Small sponge fire spreads to a can of varsol and they try to put it out with a shop towel, which lights on fire, they put some more stuff on that proceeds to light on fire as well.

I got the extinguisher and put it out, and when the normal teacher came back apparently he was :censored:ing furious. (I wasn't in that particular shop class.) I walked in to repaint my pieces a few days later an he was still pissed. :lol:
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And this is funny how?...............
If you did that in my shop class that's automatic suspension..... safety first
 
Had a substitute in computer class today. Got yelled at for "typing too loud".

Who is the craziest substitute you've ever had? One is the one I mentioned above, the other we all think is mentally deficient. Let me explain:

Ok, last year in Algebra this woman was the sub for our normal Algebra teacher. She sees the assignment that she gave to her and says, "Is this really what she gives you? Every day?", And we reply yes. She says that's too much work for "you cutiepies" (we were eighth graders) and procedes to give us an unexpected study hall. After a while, she notices we're starting to get bored, so she starts singing, out of the blue. And terribly. None of the songs she was singing made sense to us, so she decided to sing something she thought we ALL would know: A song, over and over, from the movie, The Smurfs.

"LA LA LA LA LA LA SING A HAPPY SONG!

LA LA LA LA LA LA SMURF THE WHOLE DAY LONG! Sing along Cutiepies!"

This continued until the end of the class.

Worst. Study Hall. Evar.

XD
 
TomMcD
Never heard of any of these things in England.

If you're being an idiot, you get a hard punch to stomach generally. That's pretty much it.
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Any move here and someone will drop you to the floor
 
D3ATHS1NBUNCH3S
Had a substitute in computer class today. Got yelled at for "typing too loud".

Who is the craziest substitute you've ever had? One is the one I mentioned above, the other we all think is mentally deficient. Let me explain:

Ok, last year in Algebra this woman was the sub for our normal Algebra teacher. She sees the assignment that she gave to her and says, "Is this really what she gives you? Every day?", And we reply yes. She says that's too much work for "you cutiepies" (we were eighth graders) and procedes to give us an unexpected study hall. After a while, she notices we're starting to get bored, so she starts singing, out of the blue. And terribly. None of the songs she was singing made sense to us, so she decided to sing something she thought we ALL would know: A song, over and over, from the movie, The Smurfs.

"LA LA LA LA LA LA SING A HAPPY SONG!

LA LA LA LA LA LA SMURF THE WHOLE DAY LONG! Sing along Cutiepies!"

This continued until the end of the class.

Worst. Study Hall. Evar.

XD
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Student got sent out for sneezing in class because it "disturbed the testing environment." :rolleyes: The student was sent back shortly after.
 
8th grade, not recycling a glass bottle, getting yelled at by an actual teacher, lets just say I wasn't there long before switching.
 
I vaguely remember some feisty Italian woman who substituted for a day in the third grade who had this extreme idiosyncrasy about erasing. She would not tolerate us doing it, not one bit. If we messed up, we were told to cross it out and go on. Woman must've had some past issues... :dunce:
 
I'm pretty sure that our physics class has made a sub cry.
She's Indian, (Actual Indian) and according to our normal teacher are "A bunch of white kids from Fergus." Which is all rednecks. :lol: We didn't really listen to her, or do anything that she wanted us to do, rather, we just started throwing stuff at each other. :lol:
 
Bopop4
I'm pretty sure that our physics class has made a sub cry.
She's Indian, (Actual Indian) and according to our normal teacher are "A bunch of white kids from Fergus." Which is all rednecks. :lol: We didn't really listen to her, or do anything that she wanted us to do, rather, we just started throwing stuff at each other. :lol:
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We had a eraser fight today. Not the kind where you break off a little piece from the end of your pencil, full out, big, eraser fights.

Bruises were dealt. Posters were given puncture holes.

Fun day!
 
My day at school was pretty good, up until I did my homework. I have to make a Powerpoint about "To Kill A Mockingbird" (which is actually a decent book) and how it relates to a given topic, with mine being mockingbirds. Sounds easy, right? Turns out it was one of the toughest ones in the class to do.
So I was working on the Powerpoint (I've been working on it for about 3 days now) and saved it when a notification popped up that the hard drive was full. I think nothing of it and get a flash drive to save it on. Then Powerpoint froze and I had to force quit it.Then I try to open the file again. I get the "File Corrupted" message.
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Some kids recently took a picture of some kid who has an afro and made stickers of him and posted him everywhere. And I mean....EVERYWHERE. On the basketball net, on photos on the wall, on the fire hose cabinet, and even on the urinals. Have a look for yourself:
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NissanSkylineN1
Some kids recently took a picture of some kid who has an afro and made stickers of him and posted him everywhere. And I mean....EVERYWHERE. On the basketball net, on photos on the wall, on the fire hose cabinet, and even on the urinals. Have a look for yourself:
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This reminds me of last year when a kid at school said he was a juggalo and kids made "JH" stickers (Juggalo homies) and put them everywhere! Soooooo funny!

*No, I don't know how to spell juggalo, I'm guessing xD
 
1.8? There's no reason to blame it on ANYTHING. I have about a 3.8 GPA as a freshman, and I'm one year ahead of everyone in math, in Algebra II.
 

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